So, what happened to 4chan?
I used to come here to laugh and see threads about absurdities, now, it has come to a new depression board for teenagers.
It's that i'm getting old? Because you can say all the shit that you want, but, this, and all of the boards were much better before than now.
Everything you say is a "flag" everything you say it's a reason for flame, it doesn't makes sense, even when the oldest were here didn't make so much flame about anything.
Nowadays you post a loli and you get 50+ insults for pedo. Albeit it has no sense.
I miss 4chan. I miss my friends place.
Moot deleted and mods.
>>35401352
reddit is the place for u (You)
>>35401352
This is specifically for you :)
>be Chad but still a loser for some reason
>have fucked a lot of good looking girls
>I talk and flirt with tons of girls all day on kik and stuff and get nudes sometimes
>pretty much all the chicks I been with have been attractive with 2 or 3 chubbier ones but with huge tits
>also have a monster cock
>second time having sex
>with a cute little 4'11 skinny slut
>going to put it in as I'm on top of her
>she grabs it with her hand
>she looks shocked almost scared and says "yeah you're gigantic we need lube"
>have fucked girls until they bleed or can't walk
>used to date a 34dd titty monster that would fuck me just to hang out
You know the best part of it all? Every single one of them was on birth control and I came right inside them every single time.
>>35401345
>Robot's Chad Fantasy Vol. 1
>>35401400
It's true I don't get invited to parties or anything and my parents are really poor so I never could do anything
I just got really really lucky
>he does the virgin walk
>he does the virgin talk
>he does the virgin dance
>while in his virgin pants
>>35401330
>he's a virgin poet
>and all the roasties know it
>>35401330
>he wears those virgin shoes
>he's got those virgin blues
Where would you place yourself, robotos?
I'm at 3, shit
4 because I have a job, 3 if I was a NEET
I wait as long as possible to send emails out to clients that would take 3 minutes, usually making things worse because I didn't want to deal with it then
I still have to do it, so I don't know why I wait so long every single time, but I do
>>35401289
bumping up and down. from 1 to normie and right back to 1 in 3 semesters as we speak. dropping out obviously
> porn addict for years
> have to stop due to medical condition
> can't go more than a few days without it despite best attempts (blocked out all porn sites, torrents and proxies I could, but there's an infinity of them)
> can't get away from the computer as I use it for work
> unmotivated to do anything, can't exercise due to medical condition worsened by fapping
None of you know this pain.
>>35401235
Know that feel famalam.
Work from home and am tethered to my laptop 24/7. Down time = fap time.
Just installed K9 watchdog or whatever, hoping that'll help. 6 days clean so far...
>>35401275
>>35401235
>>35401235
>work
Fuck off normies
>>35401235
i know a similar feel. what it boils down to is that arousal can somehow beat our brains and that shit sucks, but it feels great, but it sucks but it f- etc.
i'm steadily coping, hopefully you find some tricks that work out for ya and go the same way
>seriously starting to consider my friend's offer to drop out and start trying to make music together
How fucking insane am I? Neither of us have any experience, skill, or anything. For some reason being starving but trying to be something seems more worthwhile than doing something stable like going to school.
>>35401230
cool shit. wish I had some people who'd tag along as I do have a lot of experience and also some skill in music. i wish you two the best of luck, hit me up if you need me
Maybe develop some musical skills first before you drop out lol
solid idea op
im sure you'll make it
I'm drinking at 10AM
If we were in Morrowind and we were both unemployed guys who had some military experience, would you be my adventuring bro and go explore shit with me
If life were Morrowind, would I have a friend?
>>35401189
gotcha by an hour. hell yeah buddy. cheers and drink up.
>>35401189
I cant trust a robot not to backstab me. So no.
>>35401208
I'd imagine robots to be the most trustworthy people, that is if you're a robot yourself.
>tfw life isn't morrowind and we will probably die before VR gets good enough to transmit our consciousness into vidya
whats you're excuse?
>>35401177
I'm fatter and uglier and don't have any money
>>35401177
>finally saved up enough NEETbux for a hooker
>brags about it on the internet
Bet she puked in her car afterwards
>>35401177
im poor as fuck and having been raised by an alcoholic mother didn't help my self-esteem either
Do you have emotions, r9k? Do you feel sad, happy, and angry at appropriate times?
I feel like years of being cognizant of the fact that nobody really gives a shit about me has deprived me of emotions. My grandpa just died last week and I didn't even cry.
>>35401163
This pasta tastes a lil bit stale
I get emotions from playing vidyas, watching animes or TV series, even sometimes on /r9k/. Outside of my computer and internet I don't feel for anyone or anything.
>>35401222
Trips confirm
The worst thing is having zero motivation to find a job etc.
piece of shit mother who has a job is cheating on my nice dad who is unemployed . now shes kicking us out of the house
what should i do /r9k/
Burn the house down when she's asleep.
>>35401134
She cucked your father because he's not doing his part as a man. I see nothing wrong here...
>>35401171
You are garbage
You will always be garbage
ITT times where we said things came out at the wrong time.
>at dinner with gf at mexican place
>leave after all is said and done
>head over to RadioShack that is around the corner
>work the night shift, it sucks, but i need the money
>on the way there is a nail salon and spray tan place you must pass if you walk there
>door is open to the nail salon
>"Hey! Wanna get a mani?"
>"no thanks, i'm straight."
>walk slightly faster after realizing what i'd said.
>Keep walking
>Buy a prepaid debt card
>Pay card and registered
>Cashier tells me good luck with the card
>"Yeah you too"
I don't see a problem here, only faggots get manicures also fuck off, normalfag.
>>35401175
I only sense jealousy, try again.
OHHH YEEEES!!! THAT'S IT! STRETCH IT, ROBOT!! STRETCH IT!!!
>>35401100
>this used to be shocking
dang how far we've come
OHH YEAS! WOOO! COME ON, HARDER!
>>35401100
>seeing goatse in 2017
>tfw on my 4th cup of coffee and it's not even noon
>tfw getting the shakes
I had a bunch of coffee with no food and now my stomach hurts
>>35401088 (Checked)
>tfw 4 cups of coffee and 10g of kratom
>>35401088
Sounds like you need more coffee to cancel out the other cups you drank
Fapping with fleshlight while watching penetrative porn is the best and with lots of lube, after hard day at work the cumming is so intense it's like all the tiredness and stress from work just melts away
>>35401072
Yeah but it kinda gets boring after a while. And having to wash the fleshlight is kinda boring too
>>35401125
I use it like maybe once in two weeks, somedays i'm just so frustrated for lack of pussy that i need more than my hand and i have messy session with fleshlight
>>35401210
I've been using them for a long time now, and it's just not enough anymore sadly. But it was great at first
>tfw no lain post
>>35400991
there used to be a lain imageboard around like 2012-2013. too bad it's gone for a while now
>>35401109
what? lainchan never went down
>>35401109
i remember it. i think there's one on atechan.