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Anyone else plagued by poor facial hair genes? I used to hold out hope, but I'm getting to that age where I'm coming to terms with my bad facial hair. Pic related is the only place it grows and that's only after a week. It doesn't grow beyond what you see in the picture. Can't even grow a Johnny Depp mustache and goatee. Does anyone here recommend Minoxidil?
Sorry for the poor lighting by the way, I don't look caramel irl. Post pics of your facial hair if you'd like. Also general bodily dislikes thread. Post whatever you want.
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>>37619985
OP here, and another of the god damn single spot my facial hair grows in large, smack dab in the fucking middle of my neck. Can't even grow a full neck beard for christ sake.
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how old are you? I hope you only grew it for the picture and you don't go out in public like that
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>>37620154
I'm 20. I recently left my job so I have no reason to shave when I stay inside all day. Hoping to change that soon though.
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What was the most normie moment in your life robots?
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Being in the Navy and hanging out with awkward dudes from nuke school like myself.
That was three years ago. Now im jobless, friendless, and +100 lbs. of sadness.
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>>37620059
Would you recomend joining the navy if you're a robot?
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>>37619981
i tried asking out a girl once
never again
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Anyone else miss him?
I could always relate to how the normalfags treated him and now that he's gone again I don't know what to do
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But Eggman is a normalfag.
You can't be a robot if you've had a gf or sex you didn't pay for.
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>>37619978
I was here for the apparent second generation of Eggman. I only found out he returned for a third season last month; I didn't check the new stuff out because I've been busy, but seeing now his overreaction to what appears to be a slight mishap has greatly disappointed me.
I feel the same way about him now how I used to feel about Pokemon. It's not the same anymore, so just enjoy the old gems like "Black Pill" vols. 1 and 3 and "Mathematical" and "GHNFucc", appreciate that those were his creations and that they impacted you significantly, hope for the best and move on.
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>>37619978
egg has always been an annoying faggot
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fembots, how big are your areolas?
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>>37619949
>tfw before a friend started dating a girl, he showed me a picture of her and i said "she looks like she has big nipples"
>he's now in a longterm relationship with her
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I would estimate them to be about 1 inch in diameter. Pepperoni nipples are disgusting.
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>>37620041
how do u look like you have big nipples?
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I'm literally a 10/10 and I have NO qt shy robot schizo loli gf
Why is life so unfair
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>>37619707
That's an unfortunate hairline my friend.
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nice facebook file name OP
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That is what my head and hairline looks like. Feels bad every day.
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>brotzu lotion still not out
>its probably a scam anyway
how are my bald bros hanging on?
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taking my fin everyday until a better treatment comes out
I already have a shit life. If I go bald I'll off myself.
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Kinda older dad thinning. Its not so bad i but i cant grow my hair long anymore because it looks like shit. Lucky i have a nice shape to my head when it gets severe because im going completely shaven when it happens
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>>37619621
any sides? original post
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Delete *that* folder.
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>nudes of my sister
I know I should but I can't
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again? but yeah i probably will
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>>37619581
>42.3 gigs of necro porn
Not a fucking chance in hell.
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How would you respond if you were in his position?
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>>37619087
Run away because I'm beta
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>>37619087
Leave for fear of rape acusations
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>>37619087
Put a crab on her.
Crabs attack roasties (not counting the crabs she already has).
Just performed my first enema and well, what can I say? Feels pretty damn great not having your stomach filled with poop for once.
I'm a bit worried, though. What if the effect is delayed? How can I be sure that it's safe to go out in public after performing one of these, without shitting myself in front of people? Is it safe to go out running, say, 30 minutes after performing an enema?
Does anyone here have experience with this? Are there any health risks to performing frequent enemas?
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u can have anal without poo on dick
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>Stomach filled with poop
American education at its finest.
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whatevz mayne
Do you feel less manly because you don't have a big dick?
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i feel like my size is ok
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Yes. Also, do something about that phimosis. That's a waste of a perfectly good dick.
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probably am barely 7inches and my dick is rather thin if I had a thicker cock I'd probably be more confident.
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Greentext your latest dream, no matter how uninteresting you thought it was
>last night
>sitting in a weird alternate version of my apartment
>the walls were a tacky green colour but everything else about it was much cooler than mine
>get hungry
>order dominos
>a minute later I answer the door to some random paki
>he's not even the pizza guy
>tries to chat with me but I can't understand his thicc paki accent
>just nod and smile like I do IRL
>catch something about a couple of men carrying bodies in and out of their van
>obviously get pretty concerned, try to ask the man for more information but then suddenly the real pizza guy turns up
>he's carrying a massive pizza in his hands (out of the box), like my entire armspan
>have to stretch and bend just to take it from his hands, then fold the pizza a bit so it doesn't just collapse
>look at the pizza
>the toppings are lamb/kebab meat and some random middle eastern sauce, like houmous or something
>this is definitely not what I ordered, just wanted a large pepperoni passion but instead I've got like a XXXXL kebab pizza or something
>not complaining though since I didn't actually have to pay any extra for it
>didn't even get to try the pizza before I suddenly woke up
>stomach growls
>go to fridge
>all there is is a piece of fucking fruit
>cry internally
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IIRC it was something about my oneitis and her feet
I think about calling a PI to track her down, I ain't seen her in years, but I'm sure by now she's been fucked by the entire football team she enlisted on
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All I remember is that my ex gf from 8 years ago was there and I was patting her fat belly and telling her she needed to lose weight.
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>>37618774
I don't dream often, but they usually just are a short alternate series of events from earlier in the night, but where I fuck everything up instead of doing it like I did. Some examples.
Playing [Insert game here] late at night before bed:
>sitting at my computer, playing [game]
>doing the same shit I did before falling asleep
>die and lose progress or some other fuckup
>panic
Doing homework before bed:
>sitting at my desk working on the assignment
>shitposting while I work as usual
>somehow a few shitposts are written into my word document due to a misclick
>don't notice that this happens
>forget to read through my assignment again
>submit an assignment full of 4chan memes and the secrets that I regularly post on 4chan
>panic
Letting my dog go outside and come back in before bed:
>let my dog out the door into the yard
>I go use the bathroom like I usually do
>open the door to let my dog in but my dog is nowhere to be found and a hole is in the fence
>panic
Pretty much just series of entirely plausible unfortunate events modeled after my night that ends in me freaking out. Worst part is I don't actually realize that my dream was a dream until I actually check that the fuckup didn't happen, such as making sure my dog is in the house and alive or checking my assignment in the course digital dropbox isn't trash that is going to fuckup my life. I think my latest dream was homework related.
>tfw these dreams may be the reasons I can't trust myself to do anything right.
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I've lurked /r9k/ for a solid year now as a definite non-normie but no where near the levels that you guys are at. I know there are threads about them all the time, but are there actually any girls that browse this board? No trans or traps or whatever, but actual girls that interact with the community here?
I've got absolutely no clue why they would honestly. Guys on here are horrendous, basic hygiene and human functions like going outside are ignored and demonized. Those that seriously post here regularly (ignoring those with mental / psychical issues) need some serious help. I can't imagine girls actually browsing and posting other than to laugh or cringe at guys who are on here most of the time. If there are girls that are here, why? What do you do here? Do you like it here? What's your thoughts on the guys that post on here?
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There are no girls on the internet go away
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>>37618770
>If there are girls that are here, why?
Because being female doesn't mean I can't use imageboards to shelter myself from the real world.
also >>37619792
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>>37619972
Do you laugh at robots though? What's your opinion about guys that browse this place?
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>been on keto for a week and a half
>have already lost 12lbs
Fatbots you guys gotta try keto, it really works and this is coming from a big binge eater.
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is there like reverse keto
i wanna be fat
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>>37618735
You should do intermittent fasting on top of keto
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>>37618735
Are skeletons allowed?
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How are you lads doing today? I hope you're having a nice time!
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>>37618641
I want to fucking die mothetfucker
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>>37618683
Me too and I have a red blemish or bite on my buttcheek and it hurts to sit :(
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JUST FUCKING DIE YOU GAY ASS FILLED WITH FUCKING POX REEEEEEEEEEE
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When was the last time you felt genuine happiness?
Why did you feel happy?
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i'm pretty happy now because my job's going well and my new boss likes me and lets me on different machines
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When i graduated highschool. I know i didnt seeem like it on the outside but the inside felt like a ton of fireworks going off and i just could not be happier.
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>>37618627
>When was the last time you felt genuine happiness?
Never.