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Can you get high 9 fkin hours after eating vaped weed?? Asking for my cat, he ate vaped weed at 3am, went to the gym at 7-9am, and it hit him at 11:30am?? His eyes are red too but weren't before so it isn't placebo. Thanks beforehand anons
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I believe I triggered it by eating a croissant. Anyone can relate??
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Bump please help my cat, he is pretty high
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>>38909856
is he still high? have you tried shaking him really fucking hard?
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Hemorrhoid complaint general
Going on day nine of literal crippling pain, passing out from pain, laying in bed until my stomach is sore.
Not even a fatass. Mine don't bleed, they just get bigger and bigger. I think this one ius infected though. I'm getting suck. Doctor's tomorrow.
How do you deal with them?
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Witch hazel, non alcoholic, squirted on my toilet paper.
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>>38909253
What do you mean by this?
Fjfjvj
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>>38909275
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_hazel_(astringent)
feels pretty soothing
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Have a random question on your mind anon? Post a question about anything anon, and some wiser anon with come along and answer it for you. Maybe multiple anons will, but the point of this thread is to find an answer to your question.
I'll start. Is it even possible to get tired of eating pizza? I'm almost 30 and I still haven't.
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>>38909097
How do I get over a girl that I've had a break-up with over a year ago? I've tried sleeping around, cutting off contact, fuck, I've even been broken up with since - none of that phased me, just this one girl is still on my mind.
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>>38909138
what about her keeps your mind buzzing?
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>>38909145
I dunno, I feel like she's the only girl that I truly really liked that liked me back, and I felt like we were so similar and so connected in so many ways. Like, I felt completely comfortable just being me around her, but at the same time she inspired me to be the best version of myself I could be. She wanted to spend all her time with me and I with her, and that's ignoring the fact that she was really cute, smart and the loveliest person. It was the best relationship I ever had and I'm afraid that I won't get another one quite like it again. I'll give you an example, this conversation was from a few days after we met each other.
do you think he's been fired from google yet?
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>>38909069
jfc moot gets more handsome every time I see him
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>>38909069
You don't get to 500 million shitposts without making a few enemies.
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>>38909069
he was probably the one to send the email about how liberals are fucking retards
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>tfw years of constant fast masturbation since I was a kid has made it so that I can't last for a minute before cumming
If I ever found a woman who loves me, I would disappoint her in the bedroom.
Who /premature ejaculation/ here. Can it be fixed?
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Probably thought exactly the same as you based on similar life choises.
>Get really drunk
>With girl in bed it's fuck time
>I can get hard but I can't cum easily
That's the payoff I guess. If you're really drunk but still in control you can get hard (not easily) but cumming is hard.
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>>38909106
B-but I don't drink.
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>>38909121
Neither do I. If a normal girl wants to hang out with you the best place is a bar/food place where you can eat and drink. Drinking isn't nice but it will make it 100x easier to talk and then if you sex it's my previous post.
Obviously you need to still have control in your mind when you drink. If you lose track of the rational voice in your head then you are fucked. Basically when your drink and you get a moment alone you need to recenter yourself.
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>fall for trap meme
>meet qt trap on Tinder
>won't shut up about sucking my dick on date
>finally let her suck my dick
>spends 30 min just smelling it
>finally starts licking it
>cum in her mouth
>She says my turn
>pulls out a dick bigger than mine on my face
>forces me to suck it
>cums in my mouth
>break free from her hold
>run out there as fast as I can
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>>38908981
Aside from getting a shitty blowjob this sounds like heaven OP, what's your problem?
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>>38908997
My guess would be the shitty blowjob and the bigger dick
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>>38908981
Congrats on being a faggot. Take a look in the mirror and try not to waste yourself, dickbreath.
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Any traps know anything about waxing hair? I hate shaving and it's not as good as waxing apparently.
Can you tell me aboit your experience with it? Do you do it yourself or is it better to have someone else do it/professionally done?
How long does it take for stubble to surface?
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>>38908978
Shit hurts doing it by yourself. Just get some Nair and rub it in and the hair magically falls off.
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>>38908978
never tried waxing but recently bought an epilator, really painful. hopefully waxing hurts less
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>>38908999
Nice trips.
Hm, do you think nair has bad long term affects on skin?
>>38909169
I tried one of those, they hurt so bad.
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well /r9k/, i finally did it. i found a girl who helped me get out of my shell and gave me the confidence to express myself. and i'm not even particularly attractive! i'm 6'3" and i've got a gut but i love social eating and can drive people around because i rarely drink.
she's young, cute, and wants to learn about all my stupid hobbies (vidya, mtg, ddr, 4chan, etc). all through the power of memes, anime and video games, i managed to finally get a girl. i permanently gave up my path to wizardry for this chance at happiness. i hope the future is a bright one.
we're all gonna make it, brahs.
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Uh.
Congratulations.
Really concerned about your choice of picture, though.
...
...is she your sister?
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way to go op! <3
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>>38908940
nah, but our cover story is "we're like brother and sister" so no one finds out we're fucking on the side.
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ITT: Post what you're listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYreQ6uBNyA
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>>38908870
I'm listening to it in my head
https://youtu.be/04mfKJWDSzI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MSFW8pZ-_4
Strangely it sounds somewhere between techno and rnb.
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>>38904229
Dammit op nigger
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I know there's some smart individuals lurking in /r9k/ who can maybe help me with a personality-problem. I'm a normie by many standards, but there's a pathological pattern in my behaviour that I can't get my head around. I kind of "let" some people treat me like crap, to get a false sense of victimhood and justify myself turning my back on them. My mother was extremly abusive mentally to my father when I was a kid, and my father eventually developed mental health issues and alcoholism. One of the cruelest things she did, is she made us kids call our father by his name, not "father" or "dad". Like he was some kind of employee in his own house, with his own family. I only recently realised all this, as I learned that I can actually not move forward in life until I do some soul searching.
Another disturbing pattern that I've learned about my behaviour is having episodes, maybe once in 3-4 years, where I actively destroy memories of the past, journals, pictures, and even belongings. This must be related to some painful trauma, because when I have those episodes, it feels like I've again piled up too many bad memories. It's pretty effective because I actually have hard time remembering alot of things, but now I'm in the position that I have to go through this, otherwise I let this awful downward spiral in my life go on.
Anyway, if anyone has thoughts about how to get around this, I'd be thankful. I'm 29 if anyone is wondering.
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(Cont...) So as I've went through all of this in my head, it seems as if I'm trying to "revenge" the treatment of my father by my mother, and my siblings, and also by me. And if someone does something disrespectul to me, I start to tell myself that I'm better than them, which is ridiculous. In my mind I go through their bad sides and think if I deserve better. It shouldn't be like this anons, humans must be capable of decent interaction and communication with other members of the homo sapiens. I have to fix this weird flaw in my personality before it becomes a bigger problem (it's huge already)
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>>38908966
Post more lewds.
hftjyfyfjfyt
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>>38909115
There you go anon, my musclefu
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Hi. I haven't posted here for years. I used to be a regular who was here since this places' inception.
How has this place changed in the last 5 years?
I'm also open to questions, should you have any for me.
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>>38908844
Why'd you leave for half a decade?
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It's really shitty and nothing good has or ever will happen. Please leave before you get sucked back in again.
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>>38908844
this place has gone to fucking shit. it's full of """fembots""", communists, feminists, /pol/tards and faggots. leave again while you still can
nice double dubs
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How feminine are you fembots?
>Enjoy baking things
>Love animals
>Cry easily (sad movies etc)
>Watch girly movies
>Have a large makeup collection
>Love dresses
>Like perfumes and scented candles
>Enjoy interior decorating
>Experiment with different hair styles a lot (eg braids)
>Dad or older brother was your first crush
>Are very forgiving of others
>Are very compassionate
>Daydream about your wedding day and/or married life
>Don't like sex without love
>Want children
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You would consider me a Stacy if you saw me outside, but I'm actually a lesbian who has never been in a relationship. No one knows this about me.
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>>38908833
Don't remind us of something that we can't cherish and love, anon.
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I'm all except these:
>Watch girly movies (only sometimes)
>Experiment with different hair styles a lot (eg braids)
>Dad or older brother was your first crush (wtf?)
>Are very compassionate (depends on)
>Daydream about your wedding day and/or married life
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>be browsing in the dead of night
>suddenly small spider descends in front of me
JESUS FUCK
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>>38908736
That happened to me a while ago. It rappelled down from the ceiling and I left the lights on the entire night.
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>>38908758
I knocked it away with a bottle and it fell somewhere. I'm so spooked I can't even fap now, damn spider.
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>AHHH!!! le spidar!!! NOPE NOPE NOPE XDDD
go back to r*ddit.
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Are they all really whores?
I can fuck any girl I want whether she has a man or not!
Am I just that good looking or are they all just whores or is it a mixture of both?
I offer you Allison Brie's bewbs for advice.
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Reply you fucking sheisskopfen
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>>38908672
They're all just whores, you're not special
And any retard can get that pic, it's only all over fucking google
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>>38908721
>Any retard can get that pic
Boy, you must have a 300 iq.
Retard.
That's not the point, it's the thought that counts.
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FUCK YOU CRICKETS I WANT TO SLEEP. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE ALREEEEEEEEEADY
ROOOOOOOOOO
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Gas the crickets
Sleep war now
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Where do you live to be hearing crickets at night? All I hear is sirens and gunshots in baltimore.
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>>38909065
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE
But in all seriousness, i am sorry you have to sleep in those conditions