If you get dubs you have to shit your pants right now and keep them on until you wake up the next day.
anon im wearing a one piece leather motorcycle suit pls now
>>34519959
Hmm ok rollllll
>>34519959
That's retarded. I ain't doing that.
Golly! When was the last time we've had atrapthread?
Posttraps.
>tfw no trap tomoko bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
My favorite pic
>>34519965 DIE!
>>34519953
Reminder most traps that post here either only pass face wise, or only pass body wise.
if fat girls are so "easy" then why don't they want me?
because they like every other girl wants a chad &&&&&&&&& fat acceptance and body positive.
>>34519950
Because you're not Chad, retard.
>>34519950
Because losers like you fetishize them and put them on a pedestal so now they think they can get Chad and Chad will literally fuck anything and that makes them feel like they deserve him
>playing WoW
>inspect another player
>their current target changes to me
>knows I'm inspecting his gear
>log off and delete character
That was close
>join dungeon
>get sick of healing mid way
>leave group and log off
>>34519930
>try to inspect random dude
>accidentally hit invite to group
>panic
>rushes to press alt f4 cuz retarded
>at a job interview
>its a group interview because fuck individualism
>"id like you all to tell me a bit about yourselves"
>jump out the window
Who /leftypol/ here?
If you're a fascist I'm gonna punch ya!
>>34519857
Political parties are a joke, why can't we live in a world without all these pointless classifications desu
can't we just have people with opinions instead of "conservatives" and "liberals" having fights in the street
>>34519857
Try it faggot commie
>>34519892
No, categorizing things is human nature so it would be impossible to live in a world we don't label a certain pattern of believes and opinions
It is silly though to live in a country with a two party system.
either kys
or
have hot, faithful gf who puts out. only you have to be sissy boy and get fuckt by bbc for her to get in the mood
>>34519846
Win-win brother
>>34519846
I guess option 2 but remain celibate.
Kill myself, fampai.
What was "old" Internet culture like?
>>34519783
literally 'hurr durr we are 1337 h4xor we using internet'
because only few people using internet at that time
I'm so old I remember LAN parties without Internet.
>>34519902
sounds comfy, almost like a shelter for misfits of society. Too bad it was flooded with normans...
>"so anon, why dont you say a few things about yourself?"
>>34519718
>sit in silence for 30 seconds before sprinting out of the interview
>>34519718
>"uhm...yeah okay, lets do this...hahah... well what can i uh say *farts* i-it was the chair i s-swear haha"
>>34519718
>I masturbate with this hand
>*shakes hand*
>I also wash my hands and do my best to have proper hygiene
Why don't you fags just read this book, it would solve you're problems.
>>34519704
>there is no difference between knowing and applying
Are you literally retarded?
>>34519725
Why dont understand how to apply it. If i'm black and i can understand you really should be able to understand it too.
>>34519704
Another "heres how you be like trump tier" book? Lemme till you this precious piece of wisdom - power aint gonna make you happier.
Love, compassion, positive social situations, empathy, lack of ego, fear, expectation and blind belief is the key.
Apply this and you will never feel bad again. But it will take time until you can really fully live like that. Maybe even decades. Good luck.
r9k irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLQ2GGrlkjY
What an ugly, retarded cunt.
This shit needs to stay on the website, we don't want this board to be incurred just like /b/
That's just sad. Anything for attention, isn't it.
When was the first time you spilled your spaghetti?
>kindergarden
>asks girl to marry me because thats how i thought it worked
>become the definition of autism being dramatic and shit
>she still lives in my small town and gave me weird looks clear up into highschool
>kindergarten
>I was sick for like two weeks
>came back to my homies and found out my mom signed me up to play the donkey from Winnie the Pooh in a school play
>whined like a lil bitch for a month
Overtly enthusiastic parents were a bummer because I always felt I will disappoint them
>>34519663
Donkey from Winnie the Pooh.
Probably browses r9k, to be perfectly honest
>>34519586
>7th grade
>call girl I have a crush on and play lewd music into the voicemail
>tfw I've spent close to 100 bucks on porn
fuck what has my life become
>>34519565
Why don't you just go to the club and pick up some easy slut? That's what I do, it's better than watching porn.
>paying for porn
What a fag.
>>34519565
I've spent a little more than $10000
and I don't care
Time to find yourself a friend or a gf.
Fill one out robots.
Can't even post my own because it's not original.
Feels bad.
>>34519564
I feel bad for posting this in three threads in a row, but fuck it
>>34519695
I think I'm in a similar phase as you (trying to become a trap and learn more about my identity). I would be down to chat about that. will post my graph after I fill it out
Who else study finance? I always wanted to study law but it is worthless in my shitty country. It seems that it is very normie ''career''.
>>34519514
YOU WILL BE HANGED BY THE MASSES OF THE PEOPLE, BOURGEOIS SCUM
>>34519514
accounting here mate
my resume is a blank canvas and the only thing I can do is smear my shit on it
>>34519514
Mix of management and economics here, also yuropoor.
I fucking hate this boring shit, it`s not even complicated, just so... boring. Why can`t I make money with going hiking and listening to classical music?
i browse reddit, 4chan, facebook, league of legends in that order.
each day, repeatedly. i did this for the last 5 or so years.
my brain has literally devolved and stopped working.
when i look back on what happened from age 21-26, i literally just opened chrome, browsed r_all, r_4chan, r_leagueoflegends, then facebook, the some 4chan boards. at the end of that i repeated it.
every hour of they day, every day of the week, for the last 5 years.
i was working in the meantime but i have recognized that my brain has devolved into an absolute mess that is incapable of solving the easiest tasks.
sometimes its 12am and i want to make breakfast and i start this mongoloid routine of time waste. the hours go by and i dont even eat until 6pm where i finally order pizza or some shit.
doing the same shit over and over again shrunk my brain to absolute minimum.
last time i was walking in the forest and it was a sensation just having some philosophical thoughts while enjoying nature.
i really need to get off this downward spiral immediately.
i dont want to sit on my fucking desk and feed my brain insignificant shit to just make the time go by.
my iq right now went from 140 during my studies (18-21) to probably 100 right now.
if i could opt to die a painless death immediately, i'd be so fucking indifferent to live to just say yes. but i rather want to be able to feel alive again
kek please show me the way
I wish i could be a neet like you sempai
play dota instead