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>>38516065
>he can't even hold it in until he wants to finish

>>38516065
>fapped nine times in the last two days
>dick is sore now

And I feel like I can go again. Goddammit. Sexbots when?

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>>38516065
mfw i fap to edgy porn but after i chuck my goo i find some good humble straight porn

>>38516064
this means you likely have subconscious sexual feelings towards your mother.

ive had dreams like that before.

>>38516072
actually I was sleeping 2hrs ago and she gave me a call. I went back to sleep and woke up just now. it was so real

He couldn't havr been that powerful,he was killed with wood and stone!

>>>/reddit/

Origami

>christcucks worship a zombie
Really makes you think

Diarrhea smeared on a pillow

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>>38418887
originalius megatron blasphemer

>>38418886
I am autistic (who'd have guessed, an autist on /r9k/) and I get this so fucking often.

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>feel motivated
>clean the kitchen
>mom comes yelling at me asking me to clean the kitchen before realizing I'm already doing it
>lose all motivation
For fucks sake I hate this so fucking much

>>38419119
I'm going to college next year just to get away from my mom. Fuck.

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I already did, anon. Very originally

>>38419055
Check out one of my stories if you want to thank me:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/TimedWatcher/works

I'd appreciate it if you did

>>38418851
already have it for long time but never played yet
bumping only for not so wealthy anons to enjoy a freebie

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ALL MY SCHOOL DAYS I WAS STANDING IN CORNER AT EVERY DANCE PARTY EXPECTING SOMEONE TO TALK TO ME AND I KNOW IT
LOOK AT THAT ANXIETY OOH
LOOK AT THAT ANXIETY
I SELF-ISOLATE

White parents, everyone

It's okay, noone will ever care about you

You think that this hurts me. It doesnt. I know it is like this, I just dont get why.

>be me
>have friends
>none of them actually care about me and it's all appearances
Don't even bother finding friends, real friends are made by accident/chance.

compare african americans and white americans there's your answer
single moms are more common than married ones for them

i don't know how anyone can dispute this, this is a fact about evolutionary psychology. women want the best men, men want as many women as possible. there are twice as many female ancestors. women's reproductive organs is like a game of musical chairs. if a man's really picky, he gets bred out of the gene pool. if a woman's not picky, her investment will fail because the man doesn't provide enough resources to sustain her pregnancy and her child's growth until they reach age of reproduction. this applies for almost all animal species.

>>38418738
Even if it were true, so? You're not entitled to women and it's pathetic that you have to resort to coercion just to have one