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>>39527289
>tfw

turning 30 next year....

Don't make the mistakes I did kid

Being social is more important than school or career goals. In the end it doesn't matter how intelligent you are or what career you are in. Without a social circle you will die a slow death

Success doesn't replace having a social circle

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>>39527290
i realized that but i cant get friends and am dying in my room already so

you still can get friends, its not an eternal mistake i suppose?

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>>39527289
And you wrre here since like what 8 years old?

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Is there a point in life you just get bored of vidya? 2017-09-05 02:18:36 Post No.39527287
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Is there a point in life you just get bored of vidya? Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:18:36 Post No. 39527287 [Report] [View this topic]

After playing vidya nearly every day since the NES, for the first time I'm starting to feel entirely bored of vidya. It began slowly at first where I just stopped buying new ones, and slowly lost interest in the ones I have. I can't play FPS games for more than an hour before my wrist starts aching, and my aim has deteriorated. Every new game that comes out just feels like a mixup of games I've played in the past. Once I learn how a game works I min/max and it's no longer fun. Is it over for me anons? Is it time to an hero? Anime bores me as well now.

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>>39527287
You're probably depressed irl. I went through a 3 year depressive state and it was hard to enjoy anything. You might also want to try switching systems. I was PC for half a decade and just recently switched back to console. I'm enjoying games on there a lot more.

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Time to get in shape and start fucking desperate uggos anon

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>>39527287
I'm 21 and been playing vidya since I was walking. I've come to the point where I really can't bring myself to play anymore.
Waited years for gears of war 4 release, sacked it after a month tops. Waited years for Injustice 2 release, sacked it after 1 week.
At some point you just have to move on and find other interesting shit to do I suppose

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:18:13 Post No. 39527280 [Report] [View this topic]

>be 14
>in the hospital because pneumonia
>just 5 days tho
>given some robes with a convenient cut right in my junk
>no buttons tho, my privates just hanging there for all to see
>every day at 8AM a young intern nurse would come to put an injection in my stomach (?) and she would get see all my morning wood in glorious display
>masturbate furiously later in the shower to the thought of her seeing my penis

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>>39527280
fucking hell this is a ferociously specific fetish

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I think you had it on backwards dude

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>>39527280
That post is basically me in a nutshell
>and im 21 years old

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Who dis bitch? 2017-09-05 02:16:41 Post No.39527247
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Who dis bitch? Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:16:41 Post No. 39527247 [Report] [View this topic]

My normie friend said while he was working at Burger King this girl came in and gave him a signed poster of herself and also gave him a kiss on the cheek. He didn't get her name though and neither of us can read cursive.

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Btw, Joel, I know you're lurking; this was hanging in Noa's room. Find out who she is and I'll give you a (you)

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>>39527247
Who the fuck carries around a poster of themselves with them? Especially going to burger king lmao. Looks like an average roastie, probably a porn star.

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It's pretty messy but i think it says Mack. Maybe stands for Mackenzie?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:15:34 Post No. 39527222 [Report] [View this topic]

What would YOU do if Mugi tried stealing your money?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:18:46 Post No.39527302
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I guess I should have seen it coming seeing how her name is "Mug-ie" it makes sense she would try to mug me.

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>>39527222

Shoot her in the mouth

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>>39527222
Let her take it and when isnt watching steal it back and steal even more money, she is fucking rich, she doesnt need my money.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:13:29 Post No. 39527171 [Report] [View this topic]

>sudden, large amount of devastating hurricanes and other dangerous tropical storms
what did nature mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:15:37 Post No.39527223
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I hate my fucking life, OK? I am not able to answer your question, but I want to die already, alright?!

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>>39527171
first trump and now this

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donald trump. same as how n korea made nukes because trump is so evil

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:14:22 Post No. 39527189 [Report] [View this topic]

did you expect something different?

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>>39527189
i expected to at least find some friends or at least a female who accepts me
i didnt even sperg at anyone

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>meet girl in class
>she actually likes talking to me and hanging out after class
>know she's single because she explicitly mentioned it
>she talks about how younger guys always hit on her and she's not into that
>she looks young so I ask how old she is
>I'm 36, Anon

fuck, shit sucks she's not into younger guys. At least I know not to ask her out and can just hang out.

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>Am struggling with basic debit/credit shit in my very first Accounting class
I think I chose the wrong major boys

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:11:55 Post No. 39527144 [Report] [View this topic]

Is Joey Ramone /our guy/?
>lanklet
>unattractive by conventional standards
>awkward
>feminine hips
>cucked by his bandmate
>rejects popular culture
>ocd and other mental illness

If so. Why not become a punk swim in pussy like he did? I love you Joey, miss you every day

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>>39527144
>cucked by his bandmate
Do tell

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>>39527162
Johnny stole Joey's girlfriend and the two eventually married

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>>39527144
Maybe your guys guy but not mine

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:11:06 Post No. 39527125 [Report] [View this topic]

>have to write a paper until the end of the month
>want to start early so I don't have any stress but I can't
>keep delaying it
>can't even do things that are fun and help me in my studies like programming without feeling guilty for not doing my work
>end up doing nothing

Get me off this ride.
I can't work, I can't do anything useful and even when I try to relax I've got this constant bad feeling that suffocates me. I'm even beginning to have nightmares about other unrelated stuff.

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>>39527125
I don't know if it will work, but just go into it thinking you're only going to type like 50 words or only spend like 15 minutes on it.
A lot of times I just need to start, and this sometimes helps for me

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>tfw have to write a 15 page aper at the end of the semester
The fucking hell? How the fuck am I supposed to come up with 15 pages worth of content??

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>>39527125
Just do a little bit each day. Type up a draft, do some research, make some bullet points. Even the smallest amount of progress will help take the edge off and help you enjoy your time off. It's not like you're gonna write the whole thing in one day.

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Post the Perfect Girls 2017-09-05 02:10:11 Post No.39527105
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Post the Perfect Girls Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:10:11 Post No. 39527105 [Report] [View this topic]

Post those girls that you can't look away from,
Those girls you wish you could have in a perfect world,
The kind that if there were a perfect heaven, would be by your side.

You know the kind I mean.

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>>39527105
>Those girls you wish you could have in a perfect world
then why'd you post this ugly bitch?

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Anon, meet gf. In this world all things are possilbe

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every day is null and void until i can have her in my life :(((

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:07:46 Post No. 39527063 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is it that I think way too much of my older memories? I want to live in the moment and think of the future, but I only think of when I was innocent and happier. Please explain.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:12:43 Post No.39527160
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the vagueness of memories makes them seem better. Couple that with the fact that life becomes more difficult as you get older and you have the perfect storm of idealization of the past.
Just stop being a faggot and fantasizing about things that will never happen again.

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>>39527160
I can't tho. Pls help. My fondest memory was when me and my 2 pals were hanging out just after getting GTA 5 and I can't stop thinking about how good it was back then

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>>39527312
Just chose your actions based on what is good for you now.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:07:12 Post No. 39527052 [Report] [View this topic]

>Wasn't ever taught or had a chance to learn a skill like programming or cars or working on dirt bikes and atvs

>see people on Facebook doing it way happier than me

Well I guess that's all she wrote

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:15:14 Post No.39527212
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why would you already be too far gone to learn a skill. Even if you're not getting a jump on it, leaning now could only improve your life.

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>>39527052
so start learning it now?

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>>39527248
I wanna be a rapper

Orig

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:06:44 Post No. 39527042 [Report] [View this topic]

What would you do if your boyfriend/husband punched you for mouthing off to him?

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>>39527042
get a boner desu

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>>39527042
>What would you do if your boyfriend/husband punched you for mouthing off to him?

He clearly has pent up stress
I would bend over and spread my boipussy

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>>39527042
Sauce?
OriginallanigirO

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 02:03:36 Post No. 39526988 [Report] [View this topic]

>get drunk with wine (cheap one, sadly)
>sudddenly life is fun again and I actually start looking forward to the future and what it entails
Love you all

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>get slammed with wagecuck job
>no time to drink

I hate you. I am very jelly

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>>39527016
Best wishes anon, I hope you'll be able to relax on the weekend
The only reason why I can drink during the week is because college hasn't started yet

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That's good OP, but be careful not to become alcoholic

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