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If you were attractive you'd probably be banging her right now.

>>38586125
I'm pretty average, just socially crippled because I was homeschooled up until my junior year in highschool, god public schooling was hell for me.

>>38586082
That was kind of autismo, but i wouldnt say its a death sentence
I need me a blue-eyed grill

Everything before web 2.0 with the fucking social media integration on every damn site.

>1995-2000: Dot-Com Bubble Era

No social media, everything was new and exciting. The beginning of ebay, AOL...

Now? youtube, which I need, and social media, which I despise cancel each other out, making the current era a wash. Twitter can suck a diseased donkey dick pulled out of a homeless cunt. Social media hashtag will be the death of us, as we saw earlier today with that beanstagrammer.

>>38586068
the internet was coolest during 2001 - 2006, it was the true wild west where you could do anything
it was fun during 2007 - 2013 with more creators getting involved and more unique content

the problem now is that the frontier is closing up, everything is becoming commercialized, so many things are just copies of other things, much less originality out there, plus on most major sites IE youtube you can't post just anything, there are more and more rules all a result of the corporatization

there still are free spaces but they are closing up and I fear in the next few years they will be almost entirely gone

>>38586061
me too but I still love it. You get used to it after a while. Go grind for a bit and level up or put your sing down and get summoned by people. If you just manage to stay alive you might get to the boss and they'll usually be targeted more so just try to hang back a little while the host fights the boss and you'll get plenty of souls. Repeat this in the early levels to grind for souls and embers.

HELP ME BEAT THE DLCS

>tfw fairly decent at dark souls
>feel like shit everyday
proficiency with vidya should be the least of your worries

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>>38586033
Rolling rock cans.
I lost my wallet today.

>>38586085
>I lost my wallet today.
Aw man that sucks. How much cash was in it?

Come on robots I know you're drinking tonight.

Always be honest with people. I never lie.

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>>38585906
I don't have one, I just go with what works (on a practical level) and if I have to make a moral decision I try to make the one most pleasing to God.

Neutrality is reality

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Do you think the Supreme Gentleman and the freshest member of EGS would have gotten along?

>>38585910
>literal transgender brony faggot LARPer
No

>>38585910
>degenerate
No. The sad truth is that that guy probably has a female who loves him.

what percent of his brain do you think is now HIV

>>38585852
Where can I find more white boi getting blacked content btw?

Sometimes I think I'm gay or at least bi, but then I see threads like this and I remember men have ugly cocks.

we have a cousin that's more entertaining?

>>38585836
I swear to god, if you're talking about Reddit...

>>38585858

Much more so.

But it's not just that. It was time for me to move on, anyways.

years overdue, in fact

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>You CANNOT refute this.
Wrong.

>>38585785
Elaborate, anon I want to see where you're going with this.

>>38585785
petite women are cool
but it would be so much better if there was a dick in those panties

Heroin, it makes ya feel real goood

>>38585841
is there a way to take it without needles? I'm not a big fan of those

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>>38585781
Give research chemicals a try. Also try taking a shitload of DPH (benadryll) to get a sneak peak of what Hell is like since you're already going there.

>>38585699
Gross kind of like how most kids smell.

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>>38585699
>implying you'll ever get to smell a loli without rotting in a prison cell

>>38585788
What the fucks wrong with you, you fucking idiot?

Kids smell great

Maybe in your fucking shithole country where everyone is brown and covered in shit and filth they smell bad. Idiot.

Shhhh, no talking until i've finished my morning cup

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No, only superior beverages for me.

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>>38585684
Shhh roastie toasty i got my cup.
Now it's time for silence

you are on the worst place in the internet to ask this

>>38585678
>do you just close your eyes and hold your breathe?

Yes, exactly the same way I'd eat anything else.

use your tongue, focus on the clit,
don't be afraid to suck a little bit.

>>38585708
why? This entire board is filled with normalfags at this point, i doubt there are many robots left.

I hate being embarrassed. I feel like socially I'm kind of off and strange and do really embarrassing things.

This is why I can't smoke weed. Every time I smoke I just spend the entire high remembering every single embarrassing autistic thing I've ever done and wondering how people must perceive me.

I know that feel phamalam

When all those cringy shit comes to my mind I loudly swear and even hit myself in the face or poke in the eyes

STOP
BEING
FUCKING
FAT

Post pics op. Might be able to have fun ;)

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>tfw no guy to pound your ass