Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 11359. page

>>34028403
>You stalk her Facebook wall
>Chad stretches her uterine wall

>You check for her reply
>Chad and her are getting high on dopamine

>of her feelings for you, you were wrong
>made clear by every slurp on Chad's schlong

Those anime-in-real-life-backdrops always make me sad.

Anyway focus on your degree and the oodles of money at the end of it.

>>34028453
I'm doing humanities I don't even have the cash to look forward too

Befriend second semester transfers. They're begging for friendship and clueless about the campus.

I have never done anything mean what the fuck

>>34028366
>have genital warts
>"are you clean"?
>"Yea"
>fuck them raw

Never actually had an issue. After 2 years i think think the viral load becomes too low to transmit

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>pretend i'm sleeping when my mom comes into my room
Forget /DEVILISH/, who here /ABSOLUTELY INSANE/?

>>34028353
I'm all for helping a guy who's depressed but let's not pretend he was a good actor

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such a tragic man

>>34028484
He wasn't awful, he was petty entertaining most of the time.
this is more about trying to get him out of hat he has become.
have you seen recent interviews with him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQYDamOvop8

>Creatively drained
>Dead in the head
>Brain slowly melting in my skull

I can't fucking handle this any longer. I don't want to BE anything! I don't want to do anything! Fuck college! Fuck classes! Fuck friends! Fuck this creative backup, this relentless self hatred. WHY DOES EVERYTHING FEEL SO FORCED AND STILTED LATELY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This song is the best description I have. I'm a failed fucking artist.

>>34028384
i like the lyrics but the instrumentals are way too heavy for my taste

>>34028463
I figured. I'm a big Modern Baseball fan too, so I figured you wouldn't be into La Dispute.

Modern Baseball is great. Sports is my favorite album by them.

Surely you know of Sorority Noise?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMuSaoF0shQ&list=PLCOgX8TW9tS8UvFFrnR6UhIy-ibYBNF4g

>>34028327
Good luck anon, though I'm sure you won't need it!

>>34028327
Good luck robro
Tomorrow will be a good day, don't worry.

>>34028327
Sending you good vibes

Sausage and chips from down the road.

The Lidl 3 minutes away has closed and my budget is in need of radical redesign. I want to start getting into Japanese cooking as a hobby and test some simple dishes but want to do it in a non-shared kitchen.

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nothing fancy at all

Are you the same guy who makes these threads all the time? Do you just eat take-out every night? I've noticed you're always eating something that came from a restaurant, do you never eat at home? Do you eat out 7 times a week? That must be expensive. You must be spending at least like $50-80 a week on food from eating out.

You probably won't get any gf desu

College freshman are the easiest to get from my experience. They're feeling freedom and rebellious of mum and pop.

They know they have a few slut years left, so they are more willing to put out/date questionable people.

So far, some bonuses making it easier to pick up chicks is:

6/10
fit (just not scooter fat)
interesting hobby (some type of sport or music or craft).
Job (the biggest one. Women like a "responsible man" aka money).

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>>34028263
>>tfw all guys your age (25) don't have the qt boyish look anymore
Sucks. I wan to pound qt guys, not dude men.

>>34028259

you mean gf right?

>>34028259
How the fuck would I perchance to see any of them nude?

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>>34028259
>female
>friend

origami

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>>34028254
>PLEBBIT

paper origami

>>34028254
Tell them the truth
Its a pol meme that started when Michael whatever robbed a convenient store.
Didnt do nothing
Didnt do muffing

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>get linked an Imgur picture
>read the comments "gimme tendies be they cripsy or from wendys" "normie"
>how many GBP
>reee

is there any meme they wont steal, normies are going around calling other people normies because they watched starwars

Can't refute my genius can you
Cower away then, like the ants you are

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>>34028211
I hope you all enjoyed this little interlude, now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

>le no action and reaction/earth is flat rehash meme

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>>34028104
if my uni has a psych can i get adderall perscribed? i want that

>>34028419
Probably. There's only one way to find out.

>>34028104

Mine was good but I had a more legitimate reason I went. Talked about more than just why I went, it was nice

>>34028035
You realize we're pretty much on the fucking cusp of a cyberpunk reality, right?

>almost everyone has a computer in their pocket (smartphones), in addition to camera/voice recorder/camcorder
>tablet computers are as cheap as $40*
>if you know how to code and pen test shit you can make a living (legally or illegally)
>every fucking normie has a computer, tablet, and a phone (at minimum), but only a few of them can understand how they work so you can pull some e/b/in hacking pranks on them if you apply yourself (e.g. stealing nudes or something)
>you can make a living by fixing/refurbishing technology that most normos throw out
>all the big corporations are working with the large government surveillance apparatuses (either willingly or begrudgingly) to spy on a majority of their customers/the population (which is cyberpunk as fuck)
>every little kid and their mom has a $50 drone now, with video capability

we're pretty much already living in a cyberpunk reality, I can't wait until 2020

* = I got an amazon fire tablet for $35, not shilling lol

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>>34028144
>tfw barely any neon lights
worst cyberpunk timeline desu
the world isn't dark and gritty enough yet

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>>34028239
You're right about that one, I was going to try and add that in somehow but my post was reaching the character limit.

I'm expecting everything to be darker and more lit up by artificial light by 2020 due to the pollution coming from China and other 3rd world manufacturing cunts

>>34027966
>turns me down because she's focused on her career paths

This is exquisite bait anon, good work

what is wrong with men?

>>34027988
what is wrong with browns, you mean

>>34027940

I'm scared of all those things.(Except the being raped or drugged thing, I'm not attractive enough to be raped) It's just important to stay vigilant and aware, also carry a gun.

Because they're raised with the idea that BOYS ARE ONLY AFTER OOOONE THING and our "le rape culture boogeyman" media has done nothing to hamper that thinking.

The media, usually.

In an effort to sell newspapers, television advertising, internet clicks, etc, they have to get sensational.
It's the same reason that my father worries about me taking the train, but doesn't worry about me driving.
I was almost killed in a car accident, but I've never even seen someone attacked on the train.

In the case of women being scared of everything, "Missing White Girl Syndrome" amplifies it x100.