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>tfw wear a choker every day
>tfw because of the black belt in dick sucking meme I'm scared all guys with think I'm a massive whore with daddy issues
I-I blame you guys! You're the reason I never had a bf! I'll wear whatever I want!
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just call guys daddy and wear a diaper
das hawt
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chokers are cockmagnets, chill out
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>>35918529
nobody's looking at your choker to see whether you suck a mean dick, one look at those lips tells them all they need to know.
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>be me
>maybe like a 5, teen grill
>depressed lonely, typical r9k
>want friends
>add faggots from town on facebook
>end up giving away a lot of stuff
>lose tons of money by buying people shit
>wants to die even more
How do you even make friends?
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>>35918454
look at your fuckin picture-that's y u have no friends u fuckin finna b porn star I bet, no u won't even be a star but u'll b in porn and it'll b so fuckin nasty so fuckin nasty SO FUCKIN NASTY that people will come from miles around just to watch u jump from a building
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>>35918498
>finna
I didn't know niggers had internet.
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>>35918532
Black people dont type like that
It's an autistic white kid
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AYYYYY MY BOYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!? PAY DAY!
Post those balances ITT
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>>35918389
>425.40
BTW I'm a neet :^)
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>>35918389
347.98
Krispy kreme doughnut dude
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>>35918389
heres my balance f a m
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All I do is lurk, figured I'd post something for a change.
Had sex a long time ago (like maybe 4 years ago now), I had a gf who pretty much only wanted to fuck. I grew tired of it, figured out how to make her finally leave me. Haven't touched a 3D since. It all seems so pointless, so I started hovering towards 2D.
Is it bad to only fap to 2D girls? I've tried 3D over the last year, and afterwards I feel disgusted, not with myself though. I kinda feel disgusted of them. So I kinda just stopped, anyone else out there relate? Is it the fact I fucked this girl so much I got numb to the concept of 3D sex, or is it just how shit flows?
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>>35918349
You've become enlightened, anon, shame you've already lost your wizard status by fucking 3D.
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>>35918377
Yeah, honestly if I could I would go back and never do it. I even remember getting purposely drunk just to go with it. It wasn't because she was ugly (well by 3D standards I guess) or whatever, it just left me feeling absolutely nothing.
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bump for 2d
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>Hey anon, wanna eat pizza with me? They're delicious!
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>>35918347
>Oh, I forgot to mention you'll be eating your pizza second hand, that won't be a problem, will it?
>*lets out a cute little toot*
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eat the pizza and i will dine on your farts
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>>35918347
yeah, i've got a *slice* of pizza that you can *eat* with your pussy
*unzips dick*
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If God is so just, why did he create women who don't look just like Tessa Fowler? Like he just makes one perfect girl, makes her do some nude modeling and says "alright faggots, only an infinitesimally small number of you will even see her irl much less get to romance her, deal with it."
I seriously don't get how christcucks still don't get that we're living in a hologram designed to make us suffer. That the demiurge allows a few men to wildly succeed means nothing, this only happens so as to maximize the net suffering of mankind. It's usually the worst kind of people that are the most successful (see hitler, stalin, ect) and the world is designed this way for a reason.
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>>35918315
she looks like she's aging pretty damn fast
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>>35918315
How is she perfect when she has no ass to go with those tits? Has she even shown her pussy?
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>>35918315
I'm sure there are girls equally as hot. She takes care of herself also is why.
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If you can lock animals in cages so tight that they can't turn around and then slaughter them, why can't you fuck them?
It seems like they have the same problem as violent video games being obscene only when a single nipple is shown at any point. It seems hypocritical for a government to be totally against animal molestation but subsidize the systematic enslavement and slaughter of animals. I don't feel like there's any preservation of "animal honor" when this is what we do to pigs. Hell, you can put semen inside of a cow but only if it's artificially and for the sake of slaughtering the offspring.
WTF dude?
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I'm pretty sure those bars are there so the pigs don't roll over and crush the piglets
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>>35918310
I just want to fuck mares man, is that so wrong?
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>>35918357
My bad. How about when they lock animals in cages so tight that they can't turn around?
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>tfw black with yellow fever
>virtually no asian girls in my area
>the ones that are out there have been scooped up by white guys already
This life is a living hell
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>>35918234
>superior black race wanting a 3rd world fucking mongrel failed white piss yellow dragon eyed bitch
Dude you are a fucking disgrace.
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Just go cuck them with bbc
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>>35918234
I support the Black-Asian alliance.
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How does it feel when a girl loves you?
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>>35918220
You came to the wrong board to ask such a question
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>>35918220
Amazing until she breaks your heart
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Like you're about to wake up.
>mom found the corn cabinet
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>brother found the soup sack
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>sister found the tendies truck
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>investigators found the dead man with a corn cob shoved up his ass
TRY TO GET YOUR MUTE MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER
TRY TO GET YOUR MUTE MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER
TRY TO GET YOUR MUTE MULTIPLIER EVEN HIGHER
POST 3 CHARACTERS
Don't get muted by the robot!
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>>35918180
kpn
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ccv
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nvh
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>use google
>Protecting children from sexual abuse
>(Looking up) child sexual abuse imagery is illegal.
>At Googlewe work with child protection expertsto find, remove and report this material because we never want it to appear anywhere on our products, including our search results.
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If the 2016 DNC primaries didn't tip you off that Jewgle is no longer a benevolent monopoly, I don't know what will.
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>>35918171
Fuck, I do not envy you. How do you cope OP? Plus I'd figure they would FBI dealing with that sick shit, not Joe the random dude at Google, and some guys who are experts.
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>>35918171
Why were you looking those up in the first place...?
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I don't want to kill myself but I find myself oddly fascinated with talks of suicide methods. What are some interesting ones?
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>>35918164
It is speculated that Alan Turing took a bite of an apple he himself had poisoned with cyanide.
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http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods
Enjoy your objective reading
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Does anyone else fantasize about putting their head in a grinder or something? Just having it totally torn apart or smashed to fucking bits of blood and brain?
Have you ever felt trapped in a relationship?
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No, I've felt trapped outside of a relationship my whole life.
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>>35918153
It's alright, son. You're just fifteen. It's normal to be a virgin at fifteen.
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Yes she said she was gassy and never wanted to fuck her after that but not good enough reason to dump her
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>tfw you wake up and start to remember your dream wasn't real and your real life is terrible
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I was pretty relieved to wake up earlier desu
Had a dream I was in a play for college credits and I hadn't rehearsed any of my lines.
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>>35918070
if you don't have constant neverending nightmares then you CANNOT, I repeat, CANNOT be a robot
Normies get out
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>you live a whole happy lifetime
>it's the Renaissance
>you have a beautiful wife
>a cozy cabin in beautiful fields
>you are a craftsman who makes enough to live /comfy/
>you see your wife holding you as you die of old age
>you wake up
>nothing will ever be as beautiful again
If reincarnation is real, I am going to punch whatever made me see that life