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So am I weird for feeling this way? I really love the idea of assault rape, where a random woman is attacked and forcefully bred against her will, preferably by a male she finds objectively repulsive.

However, this is just a fantasy. I don't want to hurt people IRL, I'm just looking for an outlet for my sexual frustration.

So remind me again, why is regulated, controlled prostitution bad? Why is it bad to let frustrated robots live out their sexual fantasies in a controlled environment with paid actors?

Just saying guys. Just saying.
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>I don't want to hurt people irl
sure

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What's your most degenerate trait and what are you doing to fix it?
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>>37874800
Masturbation and i'm having really hard time fixing it but i reduced it to twice per week
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Furry ERP

Kind of trying to cut back but damn it's hot. Always finding new kinks too. Recently got into shota-dom.
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>>37874800
That's between me and God.

>>37874801
This.

Where do I meet people that politically align with me? I consider myself a Centrist. I am also a neet in my 30s.

I was in a long ass relationship before so I am not completely lost but I am also not sure where I should be looking for potential partners.
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>>37874793
How do you be a NEET in your thirties, genuinely curious.
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>>37874794
You can still be a Neet and provide for yourself
He might be a shut-in or introvert
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>>37874794
I believe it is a combination of a very long relationship ending badly, depression/anxiety, fluoride in the water, shit done to our food to make us makes more effeminate, and some liberal brainwashing from my lower middle class family.

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We want a real man, not a video-game playing short fat socially awkward ""man""". Peter La Augilla is a perfect example of a man we women deserve. I think if robots whined less on the internet and tried to model themselves after Peter La Augilla more we wouldn't have the virgin issue that seems to be plaguing this board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDjBzeTZxG4
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>>37874779

I wonder who made this thread.
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why don't you switch to women OP?
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>>37874927
Because im not gay dudeeeeee

>>37874895
How is that post not unorigional?

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>tfw sub
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Kill yourself faggot. But before you do that let me fuck your boipuss. No homo.

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A family walks into a talent agency wanting to perform their act. The talent agent asks what the act is and they proceed to:
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>close the door and the window
>mute tv in case my wireless headset disconnect because of low batery
>put headset in one ear in case someone is coming in my room
>start typing lesbian porn on xvideosdotcom
>video is shit, the girls are not even going hard
>change to another video where i can barely see a girl putting something in her ass
>play the video in low quality because im downloading videogames to kill time
>it was her dick and not a dildo
>my dick is already hard so fuck it
>shoot hard cum like never
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just shows that OP was a faggot all along

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>yfw a normie tries to talk to you
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why, isn't that what robots dream of?
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>>37875012
It's probably out of pity and then when they are on a group be sure he will ignore you

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>just take a shower everyday
>just buy some nice cologne
>get your haircut
>wear nice clothes
>dont act like a autist
>be approachable
i am doing all of this yet chad is fucking my oneitis RIGHT NOW and i cant do anything about it
will any fembots out there PLEASE be my gf
i cant take much more of this
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>>37874716
I'll be your friend, not your gf though. I am Rose#2309
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>>37874716
>oneitis
Stop caring about whores. That is the one and only solution.
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>>37874716
>i cant do anything about it

That's where you're wrong kiddo.

At the grocery store today, there was a lady with a big enough chest that when I rounded the corner of an aisle and saw her from the side a few meters ahead, I swear it caught me off guard enough that I shook and walked funny until I passed her a few seconds later and she turned down another aisle, which I deliberately skipped. I don't actually think it was that perceptible, my reaction I mean, not her chest, but somehow it was still embarrassing or jolting enough that immediately after as I kept walking I had that feeling where you know you're not going to cry but you can feel your eyes kind of well up a little anyway. At any rate I had only seen her the one time, and I don't know how I would have dealt with it if I had to share an aisle with her for an extended period of time or move towards her to go past her.

I didn't stare or anything and immediately looked away, but it makes me feel like a fucking stupid animal that I can't not freak out when I see a woman with a significantly larger chest size than I'm used to seeing. Needless to say, I went home and wasted the entire afternoon laying around in bed daydreaming about her attempting to seduce me, even though there is a zero percent chance that a woman like that isn't locked down already.

I could have greentexted that boring shit, but I won't. What are /r9k/'s experiences with seeing big boobs outside the computer screen?
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It'd be very healthy for you to quit your porn use

Usually when I see a woman with a nice body or face, I try to avoid staring. It's not that staring is necessarily bad, but I'm definitely not in a position where I can actually follow through on it and start chasing her if I do get caught.
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>>37875050
>It'd be very healthy for you to quit your porn use
No kidding. Easier said than done, and believe me, I've told myself every other day that I'm going to stop. Obsessively collecting the best material I can find wastes so much of my time, and this is even worse with collecting non-lewd images of cute 2D girls. I always feel terrible after masturbating because I am just confronted with inconsolable feelings of emptiness and loneliness which there isn't an outlet for like sexual urges. If I could turn off all of my sexual and romantic desire and become a monk, I would, and I would be a lot better for it.

>Usually when I see a woman with a nice body or face, I try to avoid staring. It's not that staring is necessarily bad, but I'm definitely not in a position where I can actually follow through on it and start chasing her if I do get caught.
I understand this feeling, unless I'm projecting my own thoughts in that situation. If I stop and give it any thought at all, I know that it's completely hopeless. I know that the girl looking cute doesn't mean anything if I have no hope of actually connecting with her and our lifestyles and personalities in all likelihood don't match up sufficiently for a relationship anyway, let alone the initial step of convincing her that I'm a worthwhile person and then somehow maintaining that image, so I have nothing to gain from leering at cute girls other than making myself feel pointless heartache later and projecting my own ideal personality onto her in daydreams.
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>>37874711
I had to quit a fucking job I had with a big boobs coworker, otherwise I would have cheated on my gf at the time. It was fucking agonizing seeing someone with such a beautiful chest but remembering that I am a god-fearing man who has a duty to be faithful to someone he loves.

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Talk about comfy robot jobs.

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Remote web development work seems like a nice robot job and I need money. Any anons work this kind of job? Am I qualified for one?

I know HTML5, CSS3, jQuery and PHP. Know how to setup a LAMP server on Ubuntu. Have made some WordPress plugins before. I know SEO, how to minimize page loading time, how to work with Photoshop and am generally proficient with computers.

Should I learn something like AngularJS or React before I apply to any job positions? WordPress development seems oversaturate with pajeets but it's all I've ever done.

Anyone want to hire me?
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>>37874704
Also I've tried UpWork before but never got any responses. Probably because I don't have a portfolio or anything. And also because every job I'm qualified to do has like 30 applicants.

Is it worth trying again?
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I dont know. But have a bump
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>>37874704
dunno senpai. have a nice bumperino

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You shitty tossers never worked a day in your lives edition
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>>37874669
first for cilla dies here
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>>37874669

Get off yer backside, get a job, and provide for yer family!
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>>37874669
C I L L A

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>haven't showered in 5 days for no particular reason
>skeleton, but sweat as a fucking pig + it's really hot here lately
>don't really small bad because I wash up in the morning (armpits and stuff)
>sitting in front of the computer
>notice a foul stench
>keep walking around the room, opening the window, can't figure out what it is
>ignore it
>fap
>cum
>realize it's my balls
>they smell like warm vinegar
>mfw

Why does this happen robots? What the fuck? Is this a disease?
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Make sure you wash your balls AND dry that shit all the way. Don't wear old or wet underwear and if your balls sweat a lot change underwear in the middle of the day
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>>37874656
>Why does this happen robots
Because you haven't showered in five days
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Shower you disgusting nigger, jesus

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lee ann mcadoo desu
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I shall now bump this quality thread

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Who /frustrated/ here?
I'm trying to sell this fucking antique Roblox account to make a quick 5 bucks, and I can't find any good sites to advertise it on. Do any NEETs have experience with selling internet accounts that can help me? I'm really pissed right now.
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You have to be 18 to post here, my underage roblox playing friendo

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