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>>36479075
How did I get outside?

sorry electronics arent my thing im more of a car guy

Sure, $80 sound good?

>>36479073
whats a typical night for you?

>>36479073
sounds comfy as hell, tell more

>>36479205
>>36479273

Arrive at work at 9pm
Do some checks, make sure all windows and doors are locked
Turn off unneeded power, lights for example
Go back and sit in the 18th century comfy lounge next to the fire
Read a book, watch a movie
Crank up the heating if I feel cold
Go down to the kitchen if I feel hungry and make all manner of delicious food
Wait until 0730 and enjoy a leisurely walk home in the morning sun

go into more detail about your fantasy anon

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>>36479083
yes, indulge us

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>>36479068
>use a urinal at a convention
>other guy comes into the bathroom and uses the urinal next to mine
>it's moot
>suddenly can't pee
>call him a faggot and run out of the bathroom
>mfw

>>36479057
>"Sure, I just need to use the bathroom first"
>Leave and never return

I don't even want to fucking touch you. You're probably covered in spunk, as the only reason you'd be wearing that getup with Chad is for some sort of degenerate sex act. Why should the cum be on my hands?

>she asked me to untie her
A chase would be nice for a few

How to jail ur mum:
> don't keep cash on you put it all in the bank
> next time she takes your bank card call your bank and report it as stolen

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>>36479021
I know how you feel op

>be closeted mtf
>force myself into this chad stereotype
>do manly shit all the time even though it kills me inside
>lift a 700lb pool table even though I have the muscles of a 16 year old girl
>grunt and stuff while lifting
>dad calls me a fucking wimp and a loser
>literally doing impossible shit
>5 months later im still in immense daily pain from lifting so fucking much
>always done everything he wanted and expected of me
>gave him the manly son he always wanted
>completely denying myself any happiness and self actualization
>he still thinks im not good enough or manly enough
>im a woman whos so good at being a man that Im a better man than my own father is

>meanwhile my brother writes fanfiction
>has a neckbeard
>unronically wears videogame shirts
>is a furry
>is morbidly obese
>eats mcnuggets 3 times a day
>eats mac n cheese
>never created or did anything
>always refuses to do activities with my dad
>whenever theres some sort of physical labor to do he just opts out and thats apparently okay
>has never had a girlfriend
>has never had friends
>is perfectly content
>doesnt know how to drive at 22
>wears new balance shoes
>hops around the house at all times listening to anime and sonic the hedgehog soundtracks
>not really hopping but PRANCING
>he does this for "excercise"
>hes never had a job
>a 270 lb 22 year old in a video game shirt with furries on it covered in mac n cheese sauce on his beard prances around my mother fucking house 24/7

BUT GOD FUCKING FORBID I WANT TO PUT ON A DRESS AND MAKE PEOPLE SANDWICHES

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>>36479021
No just work until you can move out anon. I know how it feels, I worked for ages basically being the only one that cares in a family full of people in dead-end jobs and I still got berated by my parents and treated like shit.

Once you do move out it feels great, a bit lonely at first but you realise how much more peaceful it is. Then its your choice if u want to interact with them. I chose to visit them sometimes and they treat me a lot better now that they know I can just stop visiting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhoUStoka4

>>36478999
why do you get suicidal when you hear Avril 14th? to me it sounds like a pretty happy song.

>>36478999
https://youtu.be/pDYlWAf-ekk

all you have to do is stab someone 16 times desu

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>>36479015
That was self defense.

Sorry but she's ugly.

>this shit meme music
sage

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>>36479052
Are you implying ambience is meme music?

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Another bump then back to work

it's the secret to a long life and good mental health tbqh

>>36478947
No. Hentai is pure. 3D porn is degenerate because you're jerking off to other people fornicating instead of the idealized version.

>>36478947
Yes

Oreganoriginalol

Yeah, saying this as a woman, this isn't true. It's certainly the case for some women who present heavy vaginal discharge (not "goop", what are you, 12?), but not all women actually leak it into their underwear.

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>>36478889
Anon, is your gf okay with your gay lover fucking you on the side?

>>36478956
I think you're lying right out of your disgusting goopy pussy, slattern.

>>36478987
Yes.

For real though, after finding this out I wish I was gay.

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https://youtu.be/bVB7UMwvlAo

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https://youtu.be/8Hq2YK7peqY

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https://youtu.be/CkurAx0zRUI

>>36478818
If I saw an ad for a youtube channel I would refuse to watch it on principle.

>>36478929
This mindset is the only thing standing between us and the corporate dystopia.

>>36478818
>>36478929

Forgot to mention to pay for adspace to advertise on 4chan

>>36478815
You have some serious problems, dude. Get help.

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>>36478815
here's a promotion you yerrow bitch! take THIS

>>36478831
NO origii

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Thanks for this OP, I like watching street cams, periscopes and using google earth to explore the world.

It makes me feel like I'm going places.

>>36478629
this is a good thread, OP. keep spamming these on the weekends. its pretty entertaining

>>36478768
I didn't realise it until I read your post, but I do this for the same reason. I'm living vicariously through these confident young people.

I think I used to live near this guy or some dude who looked damn near exactly like him. I used to live in Columbus, OH.

>>36478763

He's from Ohio.

Tourettes guy is timeless.

Those videos will never not be funny.