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It's a blessing, stop being a puss.

It's not that bad man.

>>39142508
that face is triggering my trichophobia

>>39142303
did you get that piece of shit from a dealership?

You could trade that sumbitch in for something else if you hate it enough.

what is with the american obsession with buying practically new or near new cars?

I've ever spent more than like 2kusd on a car and they've been fine

american obsessive materialism

>>39142169
we stand tall lad just me and you lad

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Stop talking about being gay and find a stonk independant woman.

>>39142222
We have been blessed by your glorious kevs. How are you feeling tonight lad? Anything on your mind?

>>39141766
jerk off to anal vore

>>39141781
that's it anon? nothing more?

i once hit on a girl who turned out to be 12

I want to feed you soup and tuck you into bed and tell you silly little jokes to make you smile

>>39141692
>>39141731
>make a very mediocre post that doesn't deserve it's own thread
>add anime girl
>???
>instant adoration
why?

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>>39141731
what kind of soup? >-<

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its the top percentage managing the system, they're responsible for overseeing the entire operation allowing you to work. i dont see the issue

>work harder than any millionaire
So why haven't you invented the next MySpace? Where's your new operating system? Have you decided to find a cure for a cancer yet? What's your latest findings on the development of the Pearl River Delta in China?

>>39141550
Then get a better paying job you fucking retard.

I won't see you as weak for messaging me now. We could both use company.

M

Don't kys man, it would add too much grief into my already shit mood I've been in for over a month and I might follow you, which would in tern lead to more emotional pain in others.

R

>>39141343
N,
Thanks for helping me figure mental illness stuff out but seriously fuck off. I don't want to be your friend and we both know you're lying about how you'd be there for me or whatever. Your actions are proof enough of this.
D

>>39139900
>tfw severely deaf in both ears
>Crippled social skills leave me unable to handle any interaction with people
NEETbux are all that stand in the way of me and the noose

>>39139946
Do you mainly use sign language or have you learned to read lips? Or do you have powerful hearing aids?

Ever have any embarassing/funny moments not being able to hear something, like when old people fart but dont notice?

>>39139900
I do not know.if I am accepted here but I am permanently blind on my left side from smoke. I suppose I am lucky compare to any of you here.

>>39137932
I didn't have a reputation in high school. I was completely unremarkable and didn't really interact with anyone. I might as well not have existed

constantly bullied

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>the funny guy but dead inside
>knew everybody but was in no group of friends

>>39137445
Cole story, bro

>>39137492
Lmao
Originality is key

issupiob

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25. Will be 26 in December. Have intense ergophobia and I'm behind everyone.

I hate my life.

>>39134919
26.

I was sort of similar in a way but handled in differently. When I was in my late teens I remember being an edgy faget who basically hated everything and would get frustrated over every little thing. That carried on for a few years into uni bu at some point (around about when I started working) I stopped giving a fuck about quite literally everything. It felt like a weight was off my shoulders and it means I don't really think about anything in too much depth anymore. The result is that I'm content more or less all the time which is nice. These days I go to work, come home, chill out and that's it, and I want to live my life like that every single day. And the best thing is that I can without any problems.

Feels good man.

>>39134919
Just turned 26 yesterday. Coming to realize that all the things I thought I'd aren't going to happen

why arent "fembot" threads being banned yet?

I'm all in favor for a women hate thread, but it's always the same set of images I kinda lost interest over time

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sex robots when

nansjsnsn

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>>39129667
I'm mentally ill and can barely hold a conversation with anyone.

I tried freestyling and it was so bad I shamed my soul for eternity.

my thoughts are too scattered to be good at all and I have crippling depression and not the "good kind" teenagers on 4chan talk about, you being calm and contemplative is not some how equivalent to depression

right now my life consists of 4chan and thinking about games I'll never play and trying to get a job

im a slav and i taught myself english through old school hip hop

i don't listen to the new school template trap garbage though

>>39129667
>tfw I'll never be making /fa/ music videos with ecco2k, bladee, and thaiboy digital

Becuz shit from arse

The same reason you see very little brown jewellery, it just isn't a very interesting/striking colour.

It's the color of SHIT
Fucking hell why did my aryan dad have a kid with a green I hate my shit eyes and shit hair and shit skin

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>tfw no imouto to hug
>tfw no siblings at all

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These threads never even have cute stories it's just a bunch of tripfags

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>tfw you want to fug your imouto
>tfw you want to rub her milk jugs