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>>37754623
BUT SHE ALSO A PART OF AN AWFUL SHOW

Seriously, either stop watching a kids show or off yourself.

>>37755635
You're allowed to have your opinion? It doesn't really effect me when it's stated openly. Sheesh. No reason to be rude. What have I ever done to you?

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>>37755666
Can you hurry up and make a trip code please?

>>37754586
Whoops,

Cuck*

BUMP YOU FAGGOT BITCH MADE MODS BUMPPPPPPP!!!!!

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>>37754586
Fucking weirdo.
Kek.

>>37754557
Bitch got so much BBC in that motel she didn't even know where she left her phone.

Had to literally ask 2 black hookers for a phone.
I can't wait for a video.

>inb4 mods ban anon.

>>37754557
Come on, she did nothing wrong! Just ask all the guys on Twitter. It's kinda sad seeing roasties calling her out and tearing into her, while the guys all zealously defend her actions.

If you are thinking about getting a gf get one that doesn't use social media or play video games. Better yet get one that is so technologically illiterate she can't use a smart phone or computer.

YOU WILL GET KEKED

>>37754486

Yes, everyone is to some extent. I consider myself a total coward when I think about death. I have nothing going for me in life, but the thought of not even being able to know anything ever again is terrifying.

>>37754486
Not at all. I worry far more about people close to me dying.

no. I used to be. but once you live the same dull life every day, knowing that it will never change, and everything you used to love slowly goes away, you get sick of it all.

WORDS THAT KILL

WILL YOU TEXT THEM TO ME

>>37754444
>yes officer, i asked him if i should rob a bank, and he said yes
>okay we will arrest him for attempted robbery, thank you for your tip, you're free to go

A M E R I C A

I recently graduated with a law degree

If I took on her case pro bono and got her sentence reduced, do you think she would be my gf?

Personally, I think most porn is disgusting. I've heard that a propertion of females doesn't like it either. There were some studies that a majority of females experiences pain during sex and doesn't orgasm, but that has more to do with lack of foreplay.

Anyway that's how I rationalize my distaste for hardcore porn sex. Note I am not saying that there aren't females who enjoy that. In fact thats a problem: how do I avoid those?

>>37754519
Fucking hell m8
Get a grip

>>37754364
i was thinking the same exact thing when I saw this webm.

Fucking her that hard doesn't even look enjoyable. it's kinda fucked up because the more porn I watch, the more i notice subtle signs that they absolutely hate it.

>watching tranny porn with Christian and a tranny that doesnt pass that well
>the entire video the tranny has a concerned look on his face and making groaning sounds like he's in pain
>Christian starts fucking him harder
>tranny's face gets red, and you can see her looking to the left and right at the film crew
>jump cut to a new angle, tranny lasts 2 seconds and then starts making the groans again

it was unbearable for me to even watch. i used to love the idea of pounding a girl or tranny in the ass; but eventually it stopped appealing to me. I grew up.

especially because rough anal sex and rough sex in general is kinda dangerous and leads to long-term health conditions.

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>>37754268
There is someone for you. All you have to do is transition.

That's the thing anon it's not about finding some one perfect for you, it's just about finding some one you could put up with forever

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>>37754289
Fuck you degenerate faggot

bitch got a vag on her neck

>>37754241
just start selling meth, you'll find one pretty quick

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If you think that bitch is Aryan then you're more delusional than the autists trying to find a "virgin gf"

>decides to live in a remote area
>doesn't know what to do when alone
are you retarded

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>>37754272
Nigga i am not living here, you cunt, i am here for a party and it does not start until Saturday i just came early to do something in this state

>>37754316
>nigga
>posts autism shoes
lmao you seem like a faggot. And why on earth would you show up a day early for a party i bet its a family party

nah i figured it out

>>37754126
there has to be a 1 at (3x;9y)

>>37754311
yup thats what i had missed

good eye anon

Lesbians are disgusting sluts who hit on every girl.

There's no such thing as a real lesbian

>implying vaginas aren't the ultimate jew
wew

it depends. if it's at a grocery store or clothing store I don't think it's too bad. if it's at a busy food place, usually it's shit.

>>37754088
Really shit. That's how all min wage jobs are.

Why the fuck are they "forcing you to get a job" at age 18? What the fuck have you been doing this entire time?
I worked in a manufacturing plant for $8 an hour at age 15.

Have some fucking self respect and start working. I can't even pull the "Christ, kids these days" card because I was born in 1997.

>waaaah, school
I worked 55 hours a week and got a 3.7 GPA, I'm in college for free on academic based scholarships.

Stop being a lazy piece of shit and be thankful your parents don't throw your ass out.

>>37754081
>that image
>has a gf
get out you normalfag piece of trash.

>>37754081
She was probably cheating on you before and was projecting her guilt onto you, then tried to use the "see other people" excuse so she can take Chad's meat guilt-free

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>>37754081
Dump her, anon. Go find someone else, preferably not as bitchy as that one. Cute psychos are all the rage these days.

>>37754034
thats nothing compared to how big of a cuck i am

>on Facebook 5 years ago when I had a Facebook
>normie guy i work with makes a joke about anal sex on his status
>i reply joking that anal sex is awesome
>a cute black girl likes my post and responds "Agreed ;)"
>temporarily grow balls
>message her
>we hit it off, she wants to hang out
>"come over to my dorm"
>go to her dorm across town
>she's got a loud fat latina friend with her
>have to endure the annoying fat bitch but the black girl is really cute
>we go up to her dorm
>she's wearing booty shorts and has a T H I C C ass
>she shows me that she watches porn on her phone
>we start making out, i undo her shorts and reach down
>welcometothejungle.jpg
>she's hairy as fuck down there, i can feel the pussy juice soaking her pubes
>instantly stop
>we make out a while longer then i leave
>she sends me texts of her wearing lingerie the next day
>tuft of hair coming out the top of her panties
>almost vomit
>dont talk to her again

I could have asked her to shave. i could have told her to shave because she NEEDED the BWC. She even told me she hates black guys and I KNEW IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT; but i was so repulsed by her hairy vag that i pussed out.

i fucked up, and i regret it every day

>>37754119
This is a stupid fucking story and I feel stupid for reading it.

Thanks for nothing you stupid anonymous poster

>>37754119
kek anonym

Explain further
Go put the mark of tzeentch on that guy's skull and take it

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>>37754360
>be me
>senior in hs
>have a freshman friend who looks more at home in elementary school (very petite frame)
>tells one of her/my friends that this senior guy was sending her lewd messages on kik
>friends and I devise a plan to spread the word and tell the faculty
>they do jack shit, save for going over how it isn't ok
>rumors spread, and pretty soon, everyone knows about the "scandal"
>guy ends up killing himself a week or two before graduation
>everyone is depressed, especially his half-latina gf
>friend tells me the freshie was faking it the whole time
>nearly went into a depression

>>37754495
Kill yourself friendodiddly