I'm doing it bros
Starting tomorrow, Imma get me some exercise.
Already started cutting some shitty stuff out of my diet, and tomorrow I'm gonna bike to work. It's not much, but it's a start.
Got all this anime and vidya sitting around and I can't even enjoy it. Figured I should make a change.
>wasn't born into a middle class or rich family
>wasn't born a perfect twins
>wasn't born with a skinny body
>wasn't born with a tan or ability to
>wasn't given a full perfect female man boy hairline
>wasn't given perfect abs
>wasn't given a perfect hairless body
God damn it I'm becoming a typical fat sub par retard guy. Hair body shit hairline fat and out of shape poor as fuck god fucking damn it. Why did this happen and why couldn't I stop it. I lost a bunch of weight before and gained some of it back but wtf even with a good body I still have stretch marks and body hair. If I could just get rid of those I would of been perfect but oh now my hairline is going to shit. I NEED hair you don't understand I'm fat with a weird face and head shape pale as fuck and have a bulging unibrow and I mean pale in the closest to albino possible everyone always calls me albino and I never hear them say that to anyone else.
All I have to do is remove my stretch marks with laser surgery and tattoo over them or some shit and get laser treatment on my body. I don't mind some body hair but I need to think it all out or something so there's not a lot. Now I need a bunch of drugs for my hair loss and rogaine and probably a transplant when I'm older. I have to try like fuck to be vain I almost wish it was the old days like in mmorpgs and live a humble life living in a cave and training newbs how to kill rats or making some shit or something.
>tfw just realized everyone else in this world is nothing but an npc and I am the main character
>tfw i realized my brain made the entirety of reality and no one can perceive the lovecraftian horror that is "base reality"
>discouraged from dating/associating with the opposite sex from a young age because it will "negatively affect your studies"
>20 and kissless virgin
>uni GPA 0.48
anyone know this feel? i have no idea why people think not having sex is synonymous with doing well academically
>anyone know this feel?
Yeah I know it pretty well.
When I was a child, my parents told me not to get a GF until I was 18.
So of course, I didn't. And when I was 18 I had no idea what to do.
Didn't have the balls to go for girls out of high school. Getting more and more miserable and lonely and worry about having it not ever work out.
>Asked out three girls this year
>All of them had bfs
>People still talking about an /r9k/ mansion
What we really need is a Tendie-mobile.
It's my dream to open a Tendie-mobile, I would get so many GBP points. Pic is an artist's rendition of a tendiemobile
>vomitted the laste of my weed all over the carpet
>sprinkled about 2 grams over a cracker
>put cheese on top
>microwaved it until the cheese melted
>tried eating it
>it tasted so foul I threw it up
currently researching painless suicide methods
I feel stressed out for no reason. I'm a NEET (living with mummy). Mummy has not shown any signs of kicking me out yet and is actually nice to me.
But I have this really bad headache and feel really stressed out for no reason. It's pissing me off a lot and I can't watch my anime in peace without being stressed out for no reason.
Someone help me!
I'm the same but I feel I deserve it for being NEET for 3 years.
I have little to no empathy or compassion for human beings (absolutely none for strangers) but feel awful if I accidentally kill a bug or see some kind of animal dead on the road.
Am I autistic?
ugh no mom you dont understand. this isnt a phase, i am broken on the inside and nothing can fix it. im a shell of a man walking.
would you attend a public mass suicide rally?
As long as I don't have to commit suicide in with all the normies there. I would just watch and soak it all in, become an hero in the privacy of my bedroom. What would be the public suicide method? Guns? Kool-aid?
I have zero reaaon to kill myself though
Hey /r9k/ im gonna go amke some taquitos and when i get back there better be chill dudes in this thread talking about chill things. plz dont dissapoint
what's it like to have a loving/supportive family?
wow, I'm so sorry you have a loving/supportive family.
I have to fill this in for a psychology appoint i have in a day from now. I've had it for about 2 weeks and I still haven't got it. I sort of know what I want to say but now how to say it.
Any help is appreciated.
Well, what the hell do you want to fix? What are your goals?
Since this is r9k, I'm guess ing you are jobless, no or few friends, and never been in an intimate relationship or dated. So write down you want to solve those things if those are bothering you.
>be heroin addict
>come somewhat close to dying as a result
>vow to never do it again
>worst pain of my life for weeks
>7 months clean
>never had the urge since
>on a bus yesterday morning
>overhear guy talking to his friend about being in hospital
>starts talking about getting administered morphine
>starts talking about that warm feeling, like nothing matters
>start to get urges again
What did God mean by this?
There is no God, idiot.
Anyway, it's a pretty clear sign you should start taking heroin again. You saif yourself you had urges, think how great it feels. Just do it a few more times, it can't do you any harm to get a proper send off before finally becoming clean.
how do I stop caring about what everyone thinks about me? usually the act of trying to stop and make a mental effort makes it worse
i more or less forced myself to do things that i knew other people wouldn't want me doing (like trying to talk to this girl i had a crush on that wanted nothing to do with me) many times over until i eventually stopped caring what others thought about me
unless they think positive things about me, then i care and call them fucking idiots because they are
How do I become a police officer?