>tfw just realized everyone else in this world is nothing but an npc and I am the main character
does not compute
muterino
>>38513478
>tfw I realize that as a cashier I am an npc
>>38513478
>tfw i realized my brain made the entirety of reality and no one can perceive the lovecraftian horror that is "base reality"
>discouraged from dating/associating with the opposite sex from a young age because it will "negatively affect your studies"
>20 and kissless virgin
>uni GPA 0.48
anyone know this feel? i have no idea why people think not having sex is synonymous with doing well academically
>>38407372
Probably because it is dude.
How many wealthy single parents you know?
How many deadbeat bachelors who eschew women are you aware of?
>>38407372
>anyone know this feel?
Yeah I know it pretty well.
When I was a child, my parents told me not to get a GF until I was 18.
So of course, I didn't. And when I was 18 I had no idea what to do.
Currently 23.
>>38407386
>knowing people
Didn't have the balls to go for girls out of high school. Getting more and more miserable and lonely and worry about having it not ever work out.
>Asked out three girls this year
>All of them had bfs
JUST
>People still talking about an /r9k/ mansion
What we really need is a Tendie-mobile.
It's my dream to open a Tendie-mobile, I would get so many GBP points. Pic is an artist's rendition of a tendiemobile
>vomitted the laste of my weed all over the carpet
Were they in candy, drink or brownie form?
>>38513548
>sprinkled about 2 grams over a cracker
>put cheese on top
>microwaved it until the cheese melted
>tried eating it
>it tasted so foul I threw it up
currently researching painless suicide methods
>>38513705
>trying to make edibles in the microwave
LOL OP ARE YOU ACTUALLY RETARDED?
I feel stressed out for no reason. I'm a NEET (living with mummy). Mummy has not shown any signs of kicking me out yet and is actually nice to me.
But I have this really bad headache and feel really stressed out for no reason. It's pissing me off a lot and I can't watch my anime in peace without being stressed out for no reason.
Someone help me!
I'm the same but I feel I deserve it for being NEET for 3 years.
It's probably because your life is getting away from you and you feel like you're making the lives of those you care for worse by existing
The answer is to grow up and get a job.
I have little to no empathy or compassion for human beings (absolutely none for strangers) but feel awful if I accidentally kill a bug or see some kind of animal dead on the road.
Am I autistic?
>>38407252
yes
orgigingn
You're just going through a phase.
>>38407300
ugh no mom you dont understand. this isnt a phase, i am broken on the inside and nothing can fix it. im a shell of a man walking.
would you attend a public mass suicide rally?
As long as I don't have to commit suicide in with all the normies there. I would just watch and soak it all in, become an hero in the privacy of my bedroom. What would be the public suicide method? Guns? Kool-aid?
>>38513397
Only with fellow robots. Or cute girls.
>>38513397
I have zero reaaon to kill myself though
Hey /r9k/ im gonna go amke some taquitos and when i get back there better be chill dudes in this thread talking about chill things. plz dont dissapoint
im dissapointed guys
>>38407250
i'm planning to go on an autistic camp/out/ with a tolkin theme with my robo friend, we gon b hobbits n shiet, how dumb am i?
what's it like to have a loving/supportive family?
>>38407207
It's depressing knowing that I'll never be what they believe I am
>>38407207
I feel like shit because I'm such a loser and I don't even have an excuse as to why
>>38407225
>>38407238
wow, I'm so sorry you have a loving/supportive family.
I have to fill this in for a psychology appoint i have in a day from now. I've had it for about 2 weeks and I still haven't got it. I sort of know what I want to say but now how to say it.
Any help is appreciated.
>>38407076
Part 2 of the form I need to fill out
>>38407076
>abbreviate appointment
>don't abbreviate psychology
you're all kinds of fucked up
>>38407076
Well, what the hell do you want to fix? What are your goals?
Since this is r9k, I'm guess ing you are jobless, no or few friends, and never been in an intimate relationship or dated. So write down you want to solve those things if those are bothering you.
>be heroin addict
>come somewhat close to dying as a result
>vow to never do it again
>worst pain of my life for weeks
>7 months clean
>never had the urge since
>on a bus yesterday morning
>overhear guy talking to his friend about being in hospital
>starts talking about getting administered morphine
>starts talking about that warm feeling, like nothing matters
>start to get urges again
What did God mean by this?
>>38513268
your past becomes part of you. so you should probably make better choices.
There is no God, idiot.
Anyway, it's a pretty clear sign you should start taking heroin again. You saif yourself you had urges, think how great it feels. Just do it a few more times, it can't do you any harm to get a proper send off before finally becoming clean.
God isn't real, its a coincidence
how do I stop caring about what everyone thinks about me? usually the act of trying to stop and make a mental effort makes it worse
>>38407072
i more or less forced myself to do things that i knew other people wouldn't want me doing (like trying to talk to this girl i had a crush on that wanted nothing to do with me) many times over until i eventually stopped caring what others thought about meunless they think positive things about me, then i care and call them fucking idiots because they are
How do I become a police officer?
>>38513205
You need to get specialized education, take like 1 or 2 years of special classes that train you for that kind of thing.
>>38513205
>How do I become a police officer?
Are you a complete fucking moron who barely graduated high school?
Then just apply
>>38513205
sorry all the complete idiot normalshits and chads have taken those positions.
>IM RAPE YOUR THROAT FAGGOT
how do you respond?
i molest u chest
>helo frens!
disgrace ur face?
ay boys we hit the 1.5 trillion mark
This calls for a celebration
>>38407061
ayy
partee tem
>>38407061
yippiee
1.5 trill oh boy.
What is going on here?