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>I'm going to try and work out this entire year and everyone will see my gains
>people will say how big and changed I am
>I'm going to impress everyone and meet new people and maybe get the attention of random girls that will want to be my gf/marry me
>hehehe I'll beat up a Chad and his lackeys
>I'll be loved
>I want to be loved
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>tfw working out 4 times a week for 6 months and minimal gains
What the fuck why!?
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>>38397956
How much are you eating? You gotta stuff your face if you want gains.
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>>38397956
>>38397987
It's so hard, why is it so hard to get gains.
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ITT: we post screens of our porn folders and other anons comment on them and what they say about you
i'll start. what does this brief glimpse at my porn folder say about me? do you approve of my collection?
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>>38397591
>3d
your thread deserves to die
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I've become so numb edition
How are you, anon?
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>>38510984
I'm fine. Never really liked Linkin Park that much, always thought they were kind of lame and soft with their music. Sad that he's dead though.
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>>38510984
been better
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I just wish I knew where to meet girls and had the confidence to talk to them.
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i hate this fucking summer im sweating all the day and im lossing a lot of hair fuck this summer
fuckkkk
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>>38397549
i only lose hair in the winter from all the fucking dry air dehydrating it
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Love summer. Anything lower than 20 degrees celcius is cold and anything over 40 us too hot. Queenslander btw.
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Checking in from a fucking desert. Nothing to do around here, its too hot and I'm to poor to take a trip.
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how can I make myself orgasm without using any kind of lube, /r9k/? I'm getting bored of rubbing the glans until I cum, I'm looking for something new
>inb4 prostate masturbation
both directly putting stuff up my ass and massaging the prostate externally does nothing for me
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>he doesn't know how to jerk off
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>>38397432
How about you quit masturbating and watching porn?
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>>38397828
I know how to beat off
>>38397857
how about I don't
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>that one kid who smeared glue on people's seats
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>>38510950
>That one kid behind you in class who pulled your seat backwards when you were leaning on it so you almost fell but he stopped it at the last second
Why did so many kids do that? It was annoying and i always felt ridiculed.
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>that one kid who put thumbtacks on my seat
>that one kid that threw my lubchbox in the urinal
>that one kid who put mouldy sandwiches in my desk
>that one kid that spread the rumour that i had a tiny dick
>that one kid the always went up to girls and told them i liked them
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>>38512311
>>that one kid who put thumbtacks on my seat
saaaame lmao
thank god some dude told me right before I sat down.
did you sit on em?
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I'm in love with her so much..I want to live with her, hugs and cuddles..I miss her so much..
What's her name /r9k/?
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>>38397417
I'm guessing it's "Mommy"
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>>38397417
I don't want to be in love T-T please it sounds scary
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When I'm drunk is it my anxiety that's being repressed, my empathy, or both? Cause honestly I feel like a fucking sociopath drunk yet people like me a lot more.
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Anxiety. Get a gaba blocker.
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>>38397382
What's a GABA blocker and how do I get? I googled it and it seems like it requires other drugs like benzo to go with it
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would you rather have
>The romantic soulmate: a relationship with that qt since highschool. You only fugged after marriage and both are virgins. After marriage you breed children. Don't have much money, but it's enough to get by.
OR
>You are a supreme chad, the pussy slayer with lots of money, good looks, and people non stop mirin'. You can fugg any woman at choice, but have problems bonding emotionally and romantically with women.
what do you choose and why?
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The first because I want to love someone, not treat people badly.
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Obviously the first option.
That's obvious
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1st is me so
its amazing
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I'm a girl (male) and I've never felt butt pleasures before. My bum is still unpenetrated and I'm not sure if I'll actually like being plowed. Should I experiment and stick stuff up there or save my butt virginity for a boy I like?
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>>38510844
Put some butter on your fingers and dig around in there. If you don't like it, try using something bigger.
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>>38510844
Save your pureness for the anon that takes you to pound town.
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are you genuine op? i can teach yoy the path to ultimate butt cumming. if a meme tho, pls die.
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>to smart not to be lazy
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this is originally factual
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>be me
>sit on bus to work every goddamn day
>look around me at all the cucks and losers
>conservative estimate that if 50% people on the bus would drop dead no one would miss them.
who here a big fan of depopulation?
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Why not 100% tho
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>>38397736
Why not 200% then
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>use my old laundry as cum rags
>some of my t-shirts are starting to get permanent cum stains on them
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Why don't you own the best keyboard ever made?
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>>38397252
I can't afford one, or a PC for that matter. How much autismbux did it cost? The whole setup I mean
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No reason to. Can't think of any reason at all to own a mechanical keyboard at all, honestly. I have a ten year old rubber dome that seems to work absolutely fine.
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Because I cannot appreciate what makes it good. I have a corsair k63 without the rgb. its gunmetal finish.
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you finally lose your virginity after years of forced abstinence. what song plays when you exit the bedroom after you get your nut.
mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQkl7qa6RQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J-LvMxKvFY