>king of hawks
how does it feel to be lied to by the media?
No, dummy, its Hawking, meaning he's the present tense of hawk
>wind of hawks
I VE BEEN LIED TO
Hey fucknuggets, my sugar daddy is taking me out to Wendy's tonight. I haven't been to one in years. What's the best combo meal to get there?
Also, what's your favorite shit from fast food places?
>McDonalds: Double Quarter Pounder meal
>Burger King: BBQ Bacon King meal w/ cherry/vanilla coke
>Taco Bell: Spicy Triple Double Crunchwrap (RIP), habanero quesarito (also RIP), chicken quesarito
hey robots, let's see your desktops. i will start
who here /cant/ relate
He's got a head of fiery hair and a turbocharged backpack
His genius sisters use him like a lab rat
A neat-freak dad at home, a super-busy mom
But the boy's best friend is a talking dog
Three extreme teens and an air-breathing shark
Mega-action game controller, skating in the park
Phero-booster, Bling-Bling, what do we make of this?
This is the life of a boy named Johnny Test
Ban the frog
Bots who were abused at any phase of life, how was it? How is your life now?
Please only actual abuse, your parents being mean sometimes doesn't count
Wtf is the reason behind the hapa shit? Even when I used to browse this board and hated everything and didn't pull for shit being hapa never even occured to me on the list of reasons I couldn't get laid. What are the origins behind this meme? Take it from me, even a hapa can become a chad
>this is how people drive
Glad I never leave the house.
The eternal troll
manlets / height
traps and trannies
traps and trannies
What else is there?
Right arm feels numb lads, sorry but I'm skipping the line. See you on the other side
What's with all the NEET meme-ing here? Yeah, I work at a mcdonalds and it's not the most glamorous job in the world, but it's an opportunity to do something with my life and maybe I'll get to be supervisor or manager one day. NEET is a dead end, it's nothing to be proud of.
Wagecuck here and I would definitely rather work my easy boring office job to support myself and buy shit, rather than living with my parents or on the budget you have on disability. However, I will readily admit that I'm jealous as fuck of anyone who legitimately doesn't have to work and can enjoy a comfortable lifestyle.
Hi /r9k/, my mom has been air bnbing out the house from Thursday to Sunday every week this summer. I have no place to stay on the weekends besides my aunt and uncles houses, and it sucks. Today I smeared by cock and balls all over the food we left, spat in it, and wiped my butthole all over the pillows so the guests get pinkeye. But I've ran out of ideas, Im thinking of ordering 30 live cockroaches for the guests to stumble upon next weekend. Ideas?
What's it like to be a Jew? Are there any Jews on r9k/?
max rebo is one of my favourite star wars characters second only to salacious crumb
How did your 4chan posting career start out?
>start getting interested in getting fit
>friend recommends me to check out /fit/ for tips and laughs
>also recommends /sp/
>one day accidentally click /r9k/
And the rest is history. Been here for 6 years now I think. I still browse the other boards by /r9k/ is my main board. I don't even talk to the friend anymore. When I mentioned /r9k/ he warned me not to come here. I should have listened.
Hard to remember. I guess I can come up with an approximation.
>Join on /b/, sometime around 08'
>Go to /pol/, Around the time of the Fappening
>/fit/, when they still worshiped zyzz (last time I checked they only had one thread)
>/po/, only for a little while
>/a/, /r9k/, /sp/ I frequent now
That's about it.
When I mentioned /r9k/ he warned me not to come here. I should have listened.
But I don't really post here at all anymore. This whole place / website is kind of bunk. Real life is much, much, much more better.
Why do girls do this? Is this just because my town is full of uneducated inbred hicks?
Like, I've noticed a lot of girls just speak in one word responses or sentence fragments.
For example, in this picture, she just says "toxic" What does that mean? Why not say "It is toxic," or "The squid is toxic." You know, like actually use real language and sentence structure.
It just kind of blows my mind.