Who /hotandready/
>>35644593
>little ceesars
>>35644593
great choice my friend
>>35644626
This. Freezer pizza is better than that trash.
>MFW a stranger approached me IRL and asked me if I ever considered crossdressing or becoming a trap
Its official, can't escape this degeneracy no matter where I go.
>>35644553
go on then OP
show us your bum
I'd honestly be pretty amused if that happened to me.
>>35644553
That's a compliment and you have to leave
Can some fat robot explain to me how it feels to have more than one chin? Or not being able to see their dick while masturbating?
>tfw got thyroid problems, so i'm always skinny
Double chin is fine, not having a neck is cool, but makes you look hideous. Best course of action is to grow a beard if you can to hide it. You will still look hideous but no one will notice your double chin.
As for not seeing your dick, not much of a problem really. Except it's really small and makes you wonder if you would be able to pleasure a woman with it. Also, I guess the less dicks you're looking at while masturbating, the less gay you are so fine by me.
>>35644559
OP here, don't mind me asking, not trying to be insensitive - do you "feel" the fat? Like, double/triple chin, or a belly, do you feel that weighting you down, flopping around, or is it just seamless after a while?
>>35644599
Nope, don't feel anything. I'm aware of it, like I know am I big, and small spaces like buses are a pain to move around, but don't really feel it.
>anon posting anime grills begins to flirt with you on 4chan
>he describes all the lewd and degrading things he is going to do with you
>dick hard as fuck
This is not okay!!
>tfw some robot boy says he is gonna do some super lewd stuff to you
b-but anon we are both boys! w-we can't!
>>35644514
e-exactly, this is forbidden love!
>>35644403
>>35644514
Ffs he's a fat greasy loser stop thinking he's a cute anime character.
>tfw no longer /sick/
>tfw pussy virus was no match for my body's immune systema
waht victories have you all won today?
My immune system is fucking shit, i just wish one of the many things i catch would kill me already
I managed to piss in a urine jug in my bex without getting urine on me, I was hoping to shit today but I'm constipated as fuck and nothing is working, also havent had an erection in 3 months
>>35645207
Ok, get Grindr have casual sex with everyone after the 3rd man you will have AIDS and numerous other virus and will die, now another option get AIDS from Grindr then go to.one of the many HIV/HEP C dating websites and get a qt gf
I DON'T WANT TO MASTURBATE I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY STREAK IT'S BEEN A WEEK BUT I THINK I AM GOING INSANE
gonna steal that and turn it into a song lyric
dwi nerd
>>35644380
>whenever you go more than 24 hours without whacking off you have a wet dream and sometimes you do anyway even if you came right before sleeping
who else knows this feel?
>>35644416
I have dry orgasms in my sleep when I have sex dreams. Almost never any cum though
Had a chance to lost my v-card.
DID NOT WORK.
>>35644299
Who fucking CARES about losing your virginity. Holy fucking shit I'm so sick of seeing this shit on the board 24/7 it'll be like when you eat something good, you'll never cherish it and it was a waste of calories in the end because you hardly remember it and instantly just want more. Get something lasting like a real relationship you fucking disgusting piece of shit plebian scum of society. Wanna know why I don't like guys? This shit right here controls their mind 24/7
>>35644532
I'm a girl but okay...
>>35644532
It's because men have a harder chance of getting laid, unlike women who just have to spread their legs and men come running from a 5 mile radius. Why the fuck are you even here? This is a robot board.
Hey fellow robots, do you think it's time to invest in bitcoins? It looks like the price is temporarily lower than usual so if I buy a lot now I could probably make some good cash from inside my comfort zone.
get ETH dude, more profit with more volume
>>35644355
What's ETH?
>>35644284
Bump. Wondering what ETH is also
>Can hear someone chewing
>>35644274
>they eat with their mouth open
>they slurp when taking small sips of their drink every time, hot or cold
>they smack their lips
>they breath with their mouth open
>they chew and keep chewing 2 minutes after taking a bite of food
>they finish a meal but 10 minutes later they're still chewing
It makes me actually want to kill them
especially people who slurp.
what do you gain by doing this. nothing. you're just being an obnoxious cunt. shut the fuck up
i hate how they're normalizing this in movies. Just let the liquid flow through your lips
are normies more autistic than robots????
>Person breathing too loud
>>35644328
>They suck their fingers clean after
Fucking disgusting
>call dubs
>get singles
>close browser, restart computer and pace around the room
Check em babe
*Unzips quads*
>>35644271
>make a post
>realize I posted it on the wrong board one tab over
>start sweating and convulsing
>>35644271
>notice a spelling error after posting
>try to delete
>can't delete immediately
>heart rate goes to 200
>start sweating
>close browser
>unplug internet cord
>go lie down
ITT post your experience with nofap
Day 7
https://www.google.com/#q=covenateyes (I use this, it has a restricted site feature that you cant remove either entire websites or specefic pages from a wesbsite you add to it unless you uninstall, and if you do that it will notify the person you assign to moniter what sites you go on and what you type in search enginegs, includng youtube)
https://adblockplus.org/
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/images-onoff/nfmlhilnjccdggifdbhnhkffmjgalbgg?hl=en
https://www.google.com/#q=guard+your+eyes
http://www.taghelpline.org/ (I know many people who use this)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg [Embed]
>try not to fap
>watch hours of porn
>fap
Should homosexuality be tolerated on 4chan?
4chan is one of the gayest websites on the internet, what do you think?
>>35614031
Homosexuals aren't tolerated. I got a lot of hate aimed in my direction here.
>>35644229
>Should homosexuality be tolerated on 4chan?
what are you gonna do about it cissy?
I won't accept him being with anyone else...
he's mine... he just doesn't know it yet...
>>35644171
ok crazy, whatever you say
errytime you dirty slags do this schtick you act all clingy but when the one does get dependent no you y'all fuck off faster than a chevrolet
fuck off
>tfw you'll never be kidnapped by a loving yandere
>Parents want to visit me
>I'm jobless, near homeless living in a motel
I do I avoid them?
Maybe they can help you rebuild your life
>>35644174
No, I don't want them in my life. They did enough damage
>>35644160
Do they know your jobless? What did you do before?
ITT: Autistic things you do
Hug my mother with sexual implications
stim
Emotionally shut everyone out because I miss my bf