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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TRIED OF SEEING ON OUR GLORIOUS BOARD ? I'M TRIED OF SEEING FAGS, DYKES AND TRANNYS ARE STORMING THIS BOARD, STRIGHT IS THE MASTER SEXUALITY, GO BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37111167
your identity speaks nothing of your character.
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>>37111167
I'm s-sorry onii-chan b-but cocks are j-just s-s-so tasty...I, I can't h-h-h-help myself
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>/r9k/
>glorious board
You've came to the wrong place.
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I heard there are grown adults who still eat ketchup with their food, is this true?
You'd have to be a freaking loser to still eat ketchup
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>>37111101
This, ketchup is for children and only children
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Nothing better than some crispy, salted french fries from a small restaurant with some good quality glass bottled ketchup
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>>37111101
I only put katchup on my food because my mother is a shitty cook who only puts garlic powder, onion powder, pepper, and salt in everything she cooks and it tastes bland as fuck without it.
Where do I find this shirt?
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>>37111075
https://www.redbubble.com/people/dakooters/works/24580120-succubus-male friend
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>>37111075
>Where do I find this shirt?
find some beta boy wearing it in your area and force him to strip and give it to you
He'll probably start crying so you might as well cum in his butt to make him feel better
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IT MEANS ATTRACT GAY SEX
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Why do black women love to show off their white boyfriends/husbands on the internet? 90%+ of the interracial couples on YT are BWWM. And who makes these videos? Black women. And if you watch them, you will see dozens of thousands of black girls commenting: "GOALS! I want my vanilla too", "SWIRL GOALS", "Where's my white KANG?".
As a blackbot, I laugh my ass off when I see white boys saying they can be robots. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD!
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Who cares who normies date. The cuckold meme needs to end.
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>>37110983
It's true. They're thirsty as fuck. I'm white and the only girls who have ever asked me out are black girls. I guess they want someone who's stable, intelligent, and reliable.
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>>37110983
It's the jews, anon. Come on /pol/ on eightchan dot net and take the redpill
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>The average vagina is 4-6 inches deep.
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>tfw 4.8"
Guess I'm capable of making a fembot cum after all.
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>>37110903
how is she supposed to see something so small?
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>>37110851
Jewish lie idiot! Listen to the friends on internet!
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How does this webm make you feeI?
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i, in a original manner, do not care
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Disgusted by her and the nigger
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>>37110940
this to be honest, even the quality of the blowjob is bad
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What do you think happens after you die /a/?
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>>37110595
Decomposition and putrefaction
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>>37110595
Everything keeps going, if anyone else dying is any indication.
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>>37110595
you start spooking around at other boards. you think you're on /a/ but you're just unable to move on. serves you right for not clearing your fucking backlog.
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Robots, if women have it easier why is it my bf has tons of friends and people to hangout with while I have no one else but him?sometimes I think being dead would be better than this.
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>>37110585
1. you're not a girl
2. you and your bf are both faggots
ta-da
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>>37110585
>Robots, if women have it easier why is it my bf has tons of friends and people to hangout with while I have no one else but him
You have it easier because you're mentally unable to understand that this doesn't fucking mean anything.
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>>37110676
Why doesn't it mean anything?
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Gayfapping - become a real man! 2017-05-18 08:26:42 Post No.37110444
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Gayfapping - become a real man!
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There are people wo have tried nofap, but it wasn't for them. So they went over to the more extreme version, gayfapping.
The idea is that you punish yourself for watching porn by limiting yourself to porn you don't like. So you start associating fapping with the nausea you feel afterwards. Then you will limit the amount of fap sessions to your true need for release.
So, next time you fap, you search up some gay porn. But you make it acceptable by picking a very femme twink, no visible bodyhair, smooth body, thicc butt, maybe even go asian. This is not easy, making it least worst will be enough.
But you don't get to fap to straight porn anymore. You don't reward good behaviour. Because when you see hot girls now you're probably thinking "Would I like to see her in a porno?" rather than "Would I like to be with her?". You have to stop watching girls in porn. You can only watch boys now. Twinks. Not even traps, you go full twink. Because you can think whatever you want about guys, you don't have to share custody of your kids with them. But women MATTER!
You need balance in your life. A functional straight is a little bit gay, yin and yang. You need it so you don't get over exited around girls. Fapping to gay boys is your thing Anon. Are you man enough to keep it up for them?
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KILL YOURSELF YOU FAG, STRIGHT IS THE MASTER SEXUALITY, GAYS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
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>>37110444
what if i am bi
checked
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>>37110652
No, actually the master race sexuality is gay in your early years, bisexual in your teens. And when you've had your fun, you've been getting all kinds of pussy. You find yourself a good christian girl and start a family, never letting her know what a total whore you've been.
That is what real men do. They are gay in their early years, they don't even like girls. Then the horemones kicks in and they occasionally fuck girls, then the need to have kids swells up. And boom, good nuclear family.
I mean, how would you even deal with a 10/10 girl, she has had at least a hundred dicks, she has sexual history, not experience, HISTORY. How are you gonna live with that if you've never even tried boipussy?
Any good straight has a gay past.
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Femanons, why don't you approach cute virginal shotas and make them men?
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>>37110425
Because I'm not a fucking pedo
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>>37110457
If no-one would ever know about it, would you still not do it?
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>>37110425
>>37110457
Oooh got wrecked
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Do you carry a pocket knife? If you don't, explain why. If you look at it objectively, there's literally no reason why you wouldn't want the extra line of defense against wild niggers and tweakers.
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I have a 11 inch knife, but I lost it in my house, I gotta find it.
Gives me a senses of security
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>>37110361
I just use it for when I need to cut trough tough shit.
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>>37110361
I don't because I don't live in a shithole and I'm also 6'4 and bulky. People don't bother me.
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>H-Hey Anon! I'm mighty sorry to interrupt you, but I couldn't help to notice that you've been acting awfully lonesome these here past coupl' o' weeks. Heck! I ain't ever seen you talk to someone outside of pleasantries n' answers. An' that makes me feel horribly worried for you!
>You seem like a real nice feller' Anon. How bout' chu' come on down to my house for dinner tonight? I ain't as grand as a cook as my momma, but I'm betting I could whip up something that'll suff up our bellies real good! N' maybe you could tell me whats on your mind? I-If'n you'd like too of'course.
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>>37110293
once again, that's not how southerners talk. At least larp properly op
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Pease spare our village in the next raid, mighty Grognak
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Sure, as long as you pound my boypussy after we eat.
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>it's another "anon gets high on his own cockstink" episode
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Do you want to suck the smegma off my stinky NEET cock?
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>>37110297
Yes anon, but are you sure it's potent enough for me? I need the strong stuff, I built a pretty high tolerance to cockstink already.
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>>37110388
Oh, it's pungent. So is my semen.
>gender
>age
>ethnicity
>body type
>height
>weight
>hair
>your personality
>your interests/hobbies
>your fetish/kinks
>mental state/disorders
>your music taste
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>>gender
male
>>age
19
>>ethnicity
b-black...please don't bully
>>body type
fat lardass who will probably die of a stroke by 25
>>height
6'1
>>weight
295
>>hair
wooly, like a sheep
>>your personality
irredeemable
>>your interests/hobbies
I like to make music sometimes. I also like reading and making stuff, I guess. I don't know.
>>your fetish/kinks
Too many to name, most of them are unspeakable.
>>mental state/disorders
massive depression, used to have really bad anxiety but it seems to have subsided significantly. still want to die, though. just not nervous anymore.
also, slowly becoming antisocial.
>>your music taste
all over the place.
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>>37109994
>gender
Cis Male Scum
>age
20
>ethnicity
White
>body type
"Normal"
>height
6.0
>weight
195 lbs
>hair
Blonde, long, straight
>your personality
Crippling Social Anxiety, but funny and smart when you get to know me.
>your interests/hobbies
Writing, reading, politics
>your fetish/kinks
MILFs
>mental state/disorders
Diagnosed ADD, I might have high functioning Autism.
>your music taste
Nu-metal
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>>37109994
>>gender
male
>>age
20
>>ethnicity
white (British)
>>body type
meduim build, kind of skinny
>>height
6'0
>>weight
205lbs
>>hair
short, brown
>>your personality
shy
>>your interests/hobbies
none
>>your fetish/kinks
none
>>mental state/disorders
agoraphobia, social anxiety, aspergers syndrome, depression
>>your music taste
put a donk on it lad
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>New York Pizza
>bland
>flat
>processed
>Plastic
>Chicago pizza:
>freshly made
>cheesy
>meaty
>Saucy
>actual pizza
NYfags btfo
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>>37109855
nice lasagna soup faggot
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>>37109855
how do you eat the pizza on the right? can you pick it up like normal pizza or do you have to use cutlery and shit?
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>>37109908
you have to use a fork and knife like a retard