ITT: The dumbest rumor you have ever heard.
>If you count all your money then you become poor
>>38219678
>"anon is such a motivated student, of course he'll make it"
The hottest girl in the school is actually a trap ( the funny thing is this one turned out to be true )
>be me, 19 khhv eurofag with no hope for life
>literally just downloaded tor to buy pure helium for exit bag
>today somehow i was happy so i decided to start a project
even if it doesn't work out at least I'm trying so maybe I can make it in this shit life
>begin working on it
>family members noticed how i work on it
>at dinner they humiliate me saying all sorts of stuff
>go cry in my bedroom
I bet I'm not the only one, write your greentext anons
>>38219671
What did they say in detail OP
>>38219688
Op here
When i explained proudly my project they started attacking me personally about how i don't have many friends and never had a girlfriend (i was locked in my house until last year of hs and never experienced having friends and shit).
Then they went on comparing me to other people my age
>using tor to buy heliun
why tho, its not like its illegal, is it?
How will an intelligence millions of times smarter than humans perceive reality?
The same way you perceive things relative to your cat.
>>38219683
Humans aren't 'millions' of times smarter than their cats.
>>38219659
Like the Joker: nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.
Why do you hug your pillow?
What do you do while hugging it?
And just general discussion about it
>>38219609
>Why do you hug your pillow?
Because I'm sad and alone and it helps me get to sleep, why else?
>What do you do while hugging it?
Smell it and rub my face on it andcry on it
It's a daki too which is extra nice.
>>38219609
>Why do you hug your pillow?
Why not? It's comfy and makes me feel less lonely.
>What do you do while hugging it?
Sometimes I kinda gyrate my hips into it. Feels nice.
>>38219609
>Why do you hug your pillow
Lonely and it helps sometimes in relieving the panging for physical contact.
>What do you do while hugging it
Sleep, usually. Otherwise I just pretend it's another person and have conversations with it.
Mine is just a regular pillow, looking to buy some sort of larger bodypillow soon since I'm too tall for this thing to be comfortable.
That kid who name was "Nik" instead of Nick because his parents were too retarded to do a spell check
>>38219572
That kid who was forced to go to pottery class with his mom because he was inside all day
>>38219572
That kid who said he was a professional call of duty player with a salary of 55,000 in twelfth grade.
That kid who was forced to go the hospital in a tiny suicide room for 6 hours because he wrote in his literacy book that he was thinking suicidal thoughts in 6th grade
I'm adopted and I've been talking to my biological mom over the internet. She has invited me to go out to dinner tomorrow. What is the etiquette in times like this regarding paying for food? Do I treat it like a date and be ready to pay for everything? Do I act like we're going dutch? I don't want my mom to think I'm a cheapskate though or because she's the one that's inviting me it's implied she'll pay?
I think you should pay for everything and be a gentleman.
>>38219569
She isn't a significant person in your life, she's a stranger to you. Don't pretend for one second she is anything more than that, don't think you owe her anything.
If you aren't stripped for cash and want to pay go ahead, otherwise letting her pay is perfectly fine. If anything, she will want to pay, as the onus is on her to impress you, not the other way around
What were her life conditions like when she put you up for adoption? Is she doing better now?
I think you should try to have sex with her
Is the death penalty justified?
Ian Watkins did nothing wrong
>>38219531
In his case, absolutely.
>>38219579
REMIND ME what he ddidd
aye papi, anon chu are so handsome, come lay with me and watch a movie.
>>38219492
I can never get off to this because i would call my dad 'papi'.
>>38219492
i don't think i could stand the latina accent outside the bedroom desu.
latinas were only meant for breeding
>>38219492
>tfw no latina women here
>tfw no qt latinafuck buddyto call me papi
What did I do to deserve this?
With people who survive gun suicides what happens afterwards in the usa? can they still own guns or can they never own them again and have them taken?
>>38219463
I would fuck Brian Molko so hard
How the fuck do you even survive a gun suicide?
Anyways, I don't think they'd be much more than a vegetable after failing that hard.
>>38219463
I'm pretty sure they ant legally buy them, but luckily (unironically) this is a free country and private sales exist. If you offer enough money to a private seller they sell with no background check legally needed, at least in my state (PA) and most others
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day97
>>38219440
Fuck you, Kakyoin
slep tight noodle!!
>>38219440
They stopped being cool 96 days ago.
Imagine getting JUST in your career
>>38219436
stop posting this shit you retarded fucking cuck
what happened? they fired you and then reset wages?
>>38219532
No I left for a new job that didn't work out so I reapplied
5'6 and under ONLY
How you guys holding up? Today I think a girl looked at me so
>>38219245
I'm grilling for my wife and family. Mom dad wife and baby that is
>>38219245
5'10 manlet reporting in, life is suffering
>>38219295
Op said 5'6 or less. Get out
What does /r9k/ listen to when you hate everyone?
I listen to Mongolian Throat Singing
Nirvana, both when I hate everyone and hate myself.
>>38219285
Sometimes I hate everyone and myself, sometimes I hate everyone else, and sometimes I hate just myself.
My parents regret having me.
That's irrelevant OP. We're each powerless in front of our basal nature to procreate. We're basically observers of a process that operates without any regard to how we feel about it. You're here right now because nature willed it; even if your parents felt differently, their opinion couldn't matter regardless.
>>38219194
My mom told me to kill myself when she knew I was suicidal. She says it all the time. Why do your parents regret having you? Are you a NEET?
>>38219194
help me oeriginali.
Fuck Clownald Drumpf and FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
You did your best son, now let's go home and apply for some jobs. You got that $400k liberal arts degree now it's time to put it to the test. Make sure to look the manager in the eye and give them a firm but gender respecting handshake.
>>38219281
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT POLTARD
THIS IS A BOARD FOR LIBERALS, THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
FUCK YOU CUNT FASCIST
>>38219990
The right side of history usually wins btw