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>>38469228
Op here. trying to contribute myself. oregano

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Hey anon, today's my birthday too.
How you are you holding up OP.

>>38469560
Well. i turned off my phone so my fake family can't call me and tell me how much they "love me"...
2 of my friends talked to me. 1 of them i dont really like and he is a false piece of shit. not really good. but its not that bad
Btw: Happy birthday anon. How are you holdin?

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Congrats on taking the ultimate red pill

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>>38469224
>do nofap for 8 hours
>get prostate cancer

I just ended up wanting to kill women for being sexually arousing.

Let's just shut the whole thing down. Its so surreal to have posts by the president on a bird themed forum making the news

>>38469306
No seriously. If it gets any worse someone like you or me will seem wise and become the next Hitler. Everyone's so god damned retarded. Without common sense it's going to tall apart.

>>38469214
loveroms has a ton of the isos that emuparadise took down. also just ask what you're looking for and someone here likely has it.

>>38469158
Where is SoCal do you live?

Are you up for just hanging out and playing pool or something? I don't want your boippussy, and mine is off limits too (100% hetero).

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>I wish I wasn't a total faggot but here we are
you can't make yourself ungay you know. Just accept yourself for who you are. Some of us joke around about hating the gays but its all just banter. We support you!

>>38469158
>18
post your barely legal boi-gash

i-im virgin
please don't rape me
I'll give you all the money I have

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Hell yea girl.

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>>38469146
Cool.Where's the party?
They have clown and balloons?

>Impying that someone is gonna ever discover that you died anyway

The man with a plan

>>38469123
>Drink 2 energy drinks
>Smoke weed
>Having really bad anxiety and chest pains
>Remove harddrives and burn and bury them in the swamp.
Better be safe than sorry.. I don't want my mom seeing all my tranny porn :p

>>38469105
Three weeks into no fap, personally having a pretty OK time with it.

Look up extensions and apps that block internet access after certain time limits to help.

You can do it!

Also seriously, if anything I limit my porn consumption just because your preferences start getting weird as you get bored. Like when I notice myself trying to rationalize jerking it to hentai I know I need to stop for a while.

>>38469610
I wouldn't even consider hentai to be weird, it's a somewhat common fetish, especially if you're a big weeb who likes anime. And there are a LOT of weebs/anime fans, not saying they all like hentai but it's kind of a gateway to it. Now some hentai can be strange, like rape hentai, shota hentai, tentacle hentai, etc.

A lot of hentai has stupid plots, some don't even have a plot but it's just a bunch of rape and sex.

>>38469756
It's not about the hentai itself, it's what it indictates.

Hentai isn't real at all, what you're jerking off to is something that will almost certainly never happen under any circumstances. So what's the point in it?

You end up jerking off to less and less realistic things for the kink factor then wonder why you aren't satisfied with the simple things. Like I even never had the urge to jerk off when I was dating a girl, yet now you're somehow trying to convince yourself that jerking off to your favorite anime character in an orgy is somehow normal.

You have to think about WHY you're jerking off is the way I put it. Sexual release is fine, normal even. It helps keep me sane when I go months without dating anyone. But you need to be careful that you don't let it slip from a way to calm your sex drive into some hedonistic crusade chasing an ever growing standard for kink.

I'm a boy. Does it count?

I'm a man. Only 20 and a bottom fag, but I'm a man.

>>38469099
post your manhole like a good faggot

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>>38468987
Listen bro you just put yourself out there and be yourself

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>>38469026
I would if I wasn't so...
KOI

>>38468987
But that's a female betta

I want a navy seal bf

>>38468965
too fat, won't take me

I wanna join the navy. It's not as easy as it seems, tho. I gotta get in a decent shape for the tests and have a tattoo removed. I really wanna do it, in fact I don't know what I'll do if I don't get in, and killing myself is a strong option.

Not american btw.

It's the same few fuckers posting that plus some other shit every. single. day. The same fucking things over and over.

I'm getting tired of "anyone else tired of..." Threads.

Mods only care about British ppl not getting their own thread and pictures of yourself.

>>38468989
I know! I fucking hate them I hate them I hate them why won't they stop???

>>38468923
Who needs love when I can walk

Some Hunchback of Notre Dame looking assholes will leave their gfs for gaining 3 lbs or having social anxiety. Then there's actual true love.

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>>38468923
I want to believe she will I really want to.

Takes one to know one.
Boom.

>>38468916
Sometimes shallow people, sometimes people who just want to belong other times just people who dont know when to stop.

>>38468916
Unwarranted self importance drive people to do stupid shit. And with social medias being the norm now you are even more exposed to such thing.

I don't get why people would want to major in English

Like, it's not even an interesting subject, coupled with the fact that job options aren't that great after unless you go to law school, make it seem kinda like the worst of both worlds

>>38468884
I love literature and got an 800 in both the SAT's reading comp and the SAT II's English Literature without studying. I'm shit-to-passable at everything else, so a Lib-Arts degree with a minor in some foreign language is actually the only course I could fully justify if I go to college.

>>38468909
Law school is just like mixing classes in an mmo and its the prestige class. Theres better subclasses you could take, such as poli sci, econ, or history. They teach you better research skills than English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg9hzhHasIk

It's 12 am and I can't stop feeling comfy.

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>>38469293
It's creepy you posted this. I am listening to this album and was just about to post it.
Low is Minnesomalia's finest band