>Boyfriend 'who came home to find his girlfriend in bed with another man takes pics of them asleep and posts them online to publicly shame them'
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3415845/boyfriend-who-came-home-to-find-his-girlfriend-in-bed-with-another-man-takes-pics-of-them-asleep-and-posts-them-online-to-publicly-shame-them/
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>>36605554
Nice wedding ring
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Are normies safe?
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>>36605554
Guess he didn't want to wake them because that dude kinda looks like he could fight.
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>robot makes drawn out-heartfelt post on the "twoxchromosomes" subreddit (subreddit for females)
>the top post is her mocking him, saying get help
>not only is it top post, but somebody gave her gold for the post, literally paying money just to point out it made her laugh
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How mundane and uninteresting.
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It is pathetic, but hey, if that simple action got him out of the slump he was in, then good for him. I can't imagine a person who reacts this way to a zipping a fucking bag has a healthy view on life, but what do I know?
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>>36606011
normalfaggots get the fuck out of my board please
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How do I get a boyfriend? I don't have very high standards...just want a guy who is 6 feet tall or above and with just the right amount of muscle...having a job paying at least a humble $70k per year would be a plus too...I can be flexible with that a bit though. What can I do, fellow fem and robots? Where have all the good men gone?
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>>36605514
Married and or fucking a ton of women.
What now.
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>>36605514
You sure showed them, buddy. That'll make em think twice!
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Okay you're baiting a little bit too hard
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ok faggots i need help trolling guy in pic ... robbert johnson hes got a chatroom called club chillax on
www.epikchat.com his username is armanarose
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go away! NYPA faggot!
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wow i thought you fourchan faggots were trolls
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>>36605588
I can't tell if bait or actually a normalfag
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Alright anon...you picked memeology for 500
This popular cartoon was characterized on the site 4chan. His popular catch phrase is "feels (what) man"
Feels (what) man...
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>>36605464
There are two answers to this question Trebek you dumb piece of shit. Are we talking his original catchphrase?
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D Final answer
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>>36605533
I'm sorry the answer we're looking for is good
Good....
Alright, anon you have the board
Memology for 800...
This popular character was referenced on the 4chan website. He is white and known for "feels"
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Why do beta males make it so obvious they're beta?
>Pic related
Stuff like shit body language, nervously talking, sweating etc. Why don't they just relax?
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>>36605437
Because we are deeply ashamed of ourselves and we are constantly thinking about our inferiority.
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>>36605437
>sweating
Hes wearing a fucking shirt and a sweater its fucking warm here in fucking canada never fucking mind fucking anywhere south of boarder town...
>nervously talking
I admit this could be from lack of talking and getting used to not talking.
>shit body language
This shit gets you pegged for a manic.
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>>36605437
Constantly and acutely aware of how inadequate we are and at any moment that could be displayed. Example:
>football lands next to you
>hey anon, throw the ball!
Or
>someone starts playing some popular song
>everyone starts singing and dancing along
Or
>the conversation shifts to the topic of relationships
There you go.
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>fat girI Iikes you
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> girl likes you
Get the fuck out normalfag scum
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>nobody likes you
Orginal
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>>36605329
>two thirds of the women in the US are fat
How do I suppress Effexor withdrawal?
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Shit man. I've been wondering the same thing. Been on 225mg for a few years now. But I'm also on zyprexa.
I hate how much weight I've gained and continue to gain on this drug. If you do have a solution I'd love to hear it.
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>>36605416
No idea man, I've been on 150 mg for 2 years now but I just don't want to take this poison anymore. I stopped taking it two days ago but hot flashes, brain zaps, nausea is killing me. People say vitamin C and omega 3 pills help but I don't know.
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>>36605558
I've tried going off everything I take cold turkey all at once. This includes wellbutrin and zyprexa as well. I made it two days. It redefined nightmare for me. I felt things so awful that I didn't know were humanly possible.
Maybe you should talk to your doctor about going on a taper regiment.
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Good evening robots, I'm moving to Chicago in two weeks with nothing but a backpack and luggage of clothes and a few essentials. I have a place to stay but its temporary, and it'll be misery living their desu. Not bringing videos games or anything to distract me from getting a job asap. If it all goes well I'll have a job and an apartment in two months times so I can have a place for all my shit and my cats(which will be left behind in Colorado). But I know that's if I'm lucky.
I'm making this thread in hopes other Chicago robots might see and become friends and or possible roommates if my initial set up goes south.
How's it going, chicagbots?
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>>36605313
Chicagobot reporting in, DON'T TRUST ANY NIGGERS REEE
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>>36605313
You're gonna get robbed. Come to Atlanta instead I need a roommate
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>>36605313
If you're legitimately looking for a place to stay I'd offer you a short term room in return for small sexual favors. I'm in south Chicago. Where were you planning to go?
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Anyone here turned on by the thoughts of eternal torture?
I mean, imagine a woman torturing her slave forever and having her personal hell is so sexy.
Imagine the psychological state of the slaveafter 200 years of pain.
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>no replies
its too late or /r9k/ is full of normies
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>>36605307
You can't be a robot if you're straight, normie.
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what do you guys think about my weird fantasy?
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>someone's alcoholic or a drug addict
>"aww you poor man what a terrible disease you have it's so hard to quit so we'll help you every step of the way"
>someone's addicted to food
>"hahaha fucking fatty just eat less is that so hard? go fucking kill yourself"
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I don't understand how people still haven't accepted that food addiction is real. Sugar/junk food hijacks the same dopamine pathways in the brain as alcohol and heroin
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>>36605276
how do you get high off food , fatass
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Being addicted to food is a meme, just like porn addiction. At least drug addicts aren't gross and fat. They have a better personality too.
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If you dont like T H I C C you can suck my D I C C
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PFFFFTBRRAAAAAARRRRRP
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that aint thicc it's obesity
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>tfw no braphog gf to sit on my face and analfeed me nourishment
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>"Yes we can."
Well, was he right?
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Threads about politics go on /pol/
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>>36605278
This isn't about politics tho
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>>36605278
Having a politics board doesn't mean that you're not allowed to discuss politics on other boards. /r9k/ doesn't have a topic and you can discuss whatever you want here.
You little faggots need to stop trying to claim it as your secret depression club. It's never happening.
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hug
want hug from him
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Hug your pillow
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You can have a hug from me instead okie?
Redpill me on Canada and on average westerner's life, R9K
Tldr of my story;
>gay faggot sub who lives in Saudi Arabia
>intolerable place that doesn't tolerate me
>forced into hiding until chance to leave
>Want to apply to studying abroad program if I score very high grades on two tests and if my highschool grades are high enough (that part is covered)
>my first test is in 11 days, tomorrow I stop doing anything else and only study for the next 10 days
>Want to settle in Canada and after careful research I think it's my best option and better than USA because less crime and less stupid shit and better than Europe because Europe is full of Muslims that I want to run away from
I'm aware of the vast differences between western daily lifestyle and the lifestyle over here, I don't like most of them desu, from what I've seen it appears there's a walking culture in the west, sidewalks are a thing, cities are crowded with people walking and using transportation, that doesn't exist over here, almost everyone has a car (to the point even major cities don't have transportation hubs, taxi cabs are rare and an unprofitable trade, literally everyone except immigrants own a car). It also seems like crime is super common at night, getting mugged and things like that happen regularly (this is very rare here, if there's ONE thing I like about this shithole it's that crime rate is relatively low), and it seems most stuff are expensive (especially fuel), and it seems you can't actually get success within your lifetime and once you get a job you're not gonna stop until you die and the biggest thing you will afford during your career is a home/house and that taxes constantly strip you of most of your money. As far as I also know you CAN'T miss a day at your job without getting fired for it unless you have a health-related excuse.
What's the counterbalance? What do you do to stay happy? What are the good/fun aspects of life as a Canadian/westerner? Is most of what I said true?
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>>36605164
I don't really know how to compare it but you got to get the fuck out of the middle East -first gen American with middle eastern background
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FUCK OFF WE HAVE WAY TOO MANY ARABS IN CANADA. GOT TO THE UK OR US OR SOMETHING. STOP COMING HERE.
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>>36605345
I don't look like an Arab so I'll blend right in.
Also don't forget that one day the natives were saying the same shit as you are.