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Britfeel steamfeel and fembot threads are ruining this fucking board.
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>>35169251

>tfw no british autist ftm trans gf to remove from my steam friendlist while i bring my huskie to the woman hating veterinary to get a lethal dose of morphine
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>>35169282
It's perfect, this thread is now all three.
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>>35169251
i'm fine with britfeel, it is contained to one thread. The Kpop days were the worst, I'm glad they are over

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Is there anything more beautiful than hearing your Chad brother make a baby with your mother?
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Yeah I usually enjoy this
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>>35169204
the best feeling having a new brother/nephew in the family
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>>35169191
if your brother managed to have a kid with your mom, is that newborn kid your new brother?

Did your big brother became your dad?

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>tfw no girls with fetishe of fucking with a kissless virgin manlet young boy
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How do you know? You never know until you put yourself out there. Hell, even /soc/ has virgin threads.
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There are girls with virgin fetish, there are girls with manlet fetish, there are girls with young boy fetish. But finding all three in one girl is probably impossible.

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ITT:
cleaning stories
discussions about the health benefits of a clean and fresh living space


when did you clean up last?
me? just 'cuumed, swabbing is up next
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POST IN MY FUCKING THREAD
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I just mopped the floor with my dog
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>>35169018
I always feel so productive after i cleaned my room or washed the dishes
I turn on some nice music and get my hands dirty
Sadly after doing this i hardly can stay focused after i finished and procrastinate again

I've given up /9rk/.
I thought becoming gay would make my life better and I would finally get in a relationship but that's not what happens.
Faggots are even MORE picky, bitchy, and sex crazed than women.
If you think becoming prison gay will solve all your problems you are dead wrong so don't even waste your time.
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why not just get a gf?
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>>35168904
Just because fags are more sex crazed and bitchy than woman doesn't mean woman aren't sex crazed and bitchy.
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>>35168943
I recently met a girl who was borderline asexual, they are out there OP.

What makes you feel you should give up the search?

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>brush teeth 2 times a day, after breakfast and after dinner
>use the 'whitening' toothpaste
>often chew 'whitening' gum after snacks/lunch
>teeth are still yellowish, and definitely not pristine white
>try whitening strips
>after using them for a week, still no results

What do I have to do

I really don't want to give up tea/coffee but I hate how my teeth are a shade of yellow

help me out /r9k/
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maybe you're colorblind for white and yellow OP?
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>>35168791
I just checked, I don't think I'm colorblind but I won't rule that out yet
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There was a study a number of years ago that showed swallowing cum had a teeth whitening effect. Maybe you should try that op.

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I have a private instagram account i use specifically for "bookmarking" cute girls selfies... that ill beat off to later.

Do creeps with this kind of behavior even deserve a chance to have a gf. Should i be ashamed? I wonder if there are any girls out there that do the same thing
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>>35168655
>Do creeps with this kind of behavior even deserve
>deserve

There is no higher power keeping track of these things. If no one finds out, it's ecactly it never happened. Morality is a meme.
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>>35168671
>>35168671
Okay maybe deserve isnt the best word to use, but i mean like, how could i even have a worthwhile relationship if im feeling the urge to keep tabs on so many cute girls.

Yeah naturally most men want a lot of sexual partners, but at the same time I want a meaningful relationship too. But on the other hand I feel like if you wanna fuck multiple women, it kinda cancels out the chance of having a meaningful relationship.

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Are there any other anons here that take poop once a week? Sometimes I plug the toilet and my mommy cleans it after me. It also hurts a little bit when you take a huge poop but it also feels kind of good like anal I guess.
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>only once a week
Something is wrong anon seek help.
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>>35168613
I used to hold it in when I was in my teens but after I read about hemmorrhoids I stopped doing it because I was scared I would get one.
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Does anyone else enjoy holding it in?

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https://www.rabb.it/RealComfyRabbitRoom

movies, music, tv shows, games, etc
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fggfg
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gagagagagag
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bump bump buuuuumpppp
fuck u robot

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I have all telltale signs of urinary infection and I'm already taking antibiotics, but the urine test result came up negative for infections yesterday.

What is it then r9k? Prostate cancer? Am I going to die? I'm too young to die.
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Whip out your cock and I'll suck the poison out.
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Dickants most likely
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fagness overflow

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Is Tommy Wiseau right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNmCm4oyrkY
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>>35168489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZXdU3iuAyI

>tfw Tommy made another masterpiece
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>>35168801
Looks like Mark got beaten so badly, he ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
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Anyway, how's your real life?

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The qt I was seeing in high middle school left me for my best friend instead, they were together for 6 years, he cheated on her twice, I lost my only friend and date
Now I don't know either off them and haven't spoken to them in years
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>>35168462
My best friend dated my oneitis behind my back and cheated on her. I wound up losing my friendship with both of them. Twenty-four years on, it still hurts every day. I know that feel, robro.
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Trust nobody, not even yourself

Trust nobody, not even yourself

>tfw you will never be Hau

How do I be Hau?
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>>35168432

you dont, Hau is a stupid island nigger, he will die from a heart attack age 30 from eating too many fried snacks.
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>>35168470
But he's cute! I wanna be a cute island boy like him
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>tfw wanted to put hair up like him but it's not long enough for it

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How do you find a waifu?

I have given up on life for reasons I don't feel like explaining. I wish to find a waifu to make it slightly less painful.

I have no imagination so I can't just dream one up. Any suggestions?
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bump
popopopopopopopopo
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As an INTP I found love meaningless. I recommend you take it that way, you'll feel better

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>tfw 23 and don't know how to kiss
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>>35168012
>tfw I've had sex multiple times but I haven't kissed a girl in 8 years
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>>35168012
just lock lips and follow her lead, its not hard
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>>35168012

>tfw there is 23 year olds that have never kissed a girl and 2 girls when you were 23 gave you a rim job

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