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le top 20% 80% meme, dont know how accurate it is since i dont have any statics on it by hand, not that im a professional or anything

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>>38890062
cause pic related origanu

>>38890062
Because your modern roastie is extremely selective on who she fucks (A.K.A. CHAD) With inventions like Tinder you have all of the best looking males reciving mutual swipes from all the girls ranging from ugly to gorgeous. Even a 6 can be a butterface Anon, as long as she has the body.

Griffith is the robot choice.
He did nothing wrong.

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>>38890060
Griffith has charisma and an unyielding determination to take what he wants, while guts becomes his own master. I admire both of them. Judeau is the best character though.

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>>38890060
Siding with Donovan is the only correct choice.

if you fuck her, she won't be a depressed virgin anymore.

>>38890051
She won't she's a girl she'll be a depressed slut tho

>>38890051
I can't imagine what your parents must be like if you ended up like this, and your sister is on the path as well, but at 11 goddamn years old. Your parents or whoever is caring for her is the problem. You need to elaborate on your family dynamics or no one here will be able to help you, and even if you do, most here will spew banal platitudes nonetheless.

>>38890043
Used to make money from youtube.
Seeing the disability psych tomorrow.
Hopefully going to get disability and then Ill use that to hopefully work towards self-employment.

>>38890114
>tfw internet too potato to make money from streaming due to geographical location
Feels bad man

>>38890114
what kind of content did you make?

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>>38889974
I wish the world was in danger so that I could be happy about something for once

>>38889974
It is in danger, all the time.
The reason it's in danger is because we're all in our rooms and don't really know.
There are laws that prevent you from taking action or learning more.
War pestilence famine and death are things that happen to other people, until they happen to you.

>>38889974
You could just join the army.. Or the peace corp.. Or conservation corps

I hate being a neet, my parents used to give me money all the time and it was bareable but now they don't and it's so hard to get weed

I wish someone would hire me, it's really depressing just sitting in your house everyday with nothing to do

>>38889939
what anime is this
also i am new neet any tips for passing the days

>>38890176
kiniro mosaic, don't be neet.

>>38889909
if they want my labour they pay me for it
no exceptions

>>38889945
Its a good way to experience for your resume anon

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Lol, now that I think about it, I've NEVER heard a robot mention volunteering on my 2+ years of being on this board. Really gets the neurons working

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>>38889871
please calm down mr frogposter, there's no need to shout

>>38889871
>Waaah no friends
>Waaah I can't move in my own house because I don't want to talk to people
This is on you, anon.

Oh look who is outta his cave here

yep black fembot here AMA

>>38889751
What mental issues do you have and how bad?

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>>38889736
I see way too many blackbots complaining about muh raciss here
Shut up niggers

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there is a frogposter and he never shuts up

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>>38889722
Oh look, it's the same detestable animegirl poster veritably shitting all over the board. How droll.

>>38889770
I have to agree with the junky. The only thing I hate more then trip fags is anime posting avatar fags. Weebs are the blight of any community

>facial hair grows extremely slowly
>large distances between the hairs
>haven't shaved in over a month and look disgusting
hahaha

>>38889685
>father had a full beard
>looked great in pictures
>turned 19 a few months ago
>still only have patches of face pubes
>he had more facial hair than me by 17

Fuck genetics, they don't mean anything

>>38889982
plastics, bpa, and other estrogens are the reason.

>>38889651
Its a wonder you haven't killed yourself yet.. You know, if you live stream your suicide people will be there with you

>>38889651
>all this wasted time
>all he had to do was go outside and play with the other kids
Only have yourself to blame there OP

>>38889651
I remember the only thing I had was 2 or 3 friends online I would play cod with online and tibia

>>38889623
>fapping to blacked porn
No it's not normal.

How big is your dick? I'm working on a theory.

why do you feel shit after fapping?
i used to fap everyday for a long time
it gives me the dose of dopamine that i need to make it for another day without going through a break down in the middle of the univ

I thought you gave up since you were a couple hours late. You need to step up if you want a gf

>>38889693
I will step up and go back to my schedule, no worries. The weekend was just shit so slept in a lot. Will do it for the potential gf that's lurking right NOW.

>>38889590

I'll be your gf(male) anon

>>38889516
I have a hook up from a year ago I was talking to a chubby chick on Facebook and I wa hungover and didn't sleep so I asked her to come cuddle and she did we started kissing and I kept asking her to have sex and she asked if we could wait and I said no then I fucked her and never heard from her again

>>38889531
did you kiss immediately after she arrived, or during cuddling? Was the kiss out of the blue or did she drop some hints?

I asked my normie friends and they always say the same stuff, "we started kissing and then I fucked her" but I'm more interested in the details what lead to it

>>38889516
>Robots
>Laid
Pick one