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I want to live in the Inaka (rural japan) In order to beat my anxiety and get far away from my past so I can start a new life and fullill my weeb wishes, let's get to the point: how can I live in the Inaka? What is the probability to succeed or achieve my goal? What do you think of rural japan?
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>>36324129
I think if your only experience with Japanese culture is anime, you are going to be in for a really bad time, especially in rural Japan.
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>>36324166
I know plenty of Japanese culture and even about language and Japanese view of foreigners. I have anxiety, not autism.
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>>36324129
what do you think youre going to find there?
its certainly possible for you to go (if you have money) but usually people who do this wind up living the same sort of life eventually. theres an initial euphoria that happens, but ultimately you'll probably just be more isolated, poor, and depressed
also theres a lot of paperwork if youre just going to try and chain visas to stay permanently.
i know it sounds comfy, i wanted to do something similair but its just not really practical.

>Daddy! Mama said you used to be a robot daddy. Is that true? Were you built in a lab daddy?
What do you tell her?
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>>36324084
>that's right honey, and i have to charge my power rod in your energy chamber
then i rape her
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>>36324084
>Daddy
>used to be a robot
I still am and Chad's your real daddy BTW.
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>>36324264
But why would you cuck yourself anon?

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>tfw you're using what little you have at your disposal to follow your passions and your dreams

I might actually make it. I'm using an old laptop and some books to make something out of myself. Out of nowhere I have this drive and determination, maybe because I have finally found something I can excel at. I always knew I was capable and resourceful, but now I'm applying my innate talents. If I truly do make it I will share the methods of my success with my fellow robots. I love you all.
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>>36324079
>>tfw you're using what little you have at your disposal to follow your passions and your dreamsI might actually make it. I'm using an old laptop and some books to make something out of myself. Out of nowhere I have this drive and determination, maybe because I have finally found something I can excel at. I always knew I was capable and resourceful, but now I'm applying my innate talents. If I truly do make it I will share the methods of my success with my fellow robots. I love you all.
Ok.
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>>36324079
good luck friendo. i hope that you succeed.
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>>36324079
Keep it up fellow robot!
If you make it don't forget us!

>make a tumblr
>write an effort intensive troll post
>nothing happens, post just sits in my feed
How do I subject people to the shit I write here? Are there any tips and tricks?
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>>36324073
you actually need a following
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>>36324222
I can't just tag Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Steven Universe, and stuff like that?

This is so disappointing. Do only a small minority of tumblr users get to the point where people reply to them, or is it just an issue of sticking to it for a little while?
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>>36324302
fuck idk the inner workings of tumblr.

Maybe you gotta run a covert operation when u post 90% corny/feminist shit to gain a userbase and then the rest of the time troll them?

i'd say go for that if the mass tagging strategy doesn't work

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The Sims 3 seems to be a common game that we've all played here. Do any of you guys have autistic stories of stupid shit you've done in the game?
I once created a concentration camp in the basement of my Sim's house and burned alive nearly everyone in the town. Good times.
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>>36324071
I roleplayed as a serial rapist named Joey Poptart who would kidnap various people and confine them in a room with only a chair, table and toilet and fed them nothing but rotting bacon and eggs.
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If youve owned sims 3 and arent a girl youve made a killer som. Its just a fact of life.

>make a good looking latina lady with nice tits and ass.
>name her Busty Homewrecker
>proceed to flirt with, fuck, and steal the husbands in rich ppls relationships in town.
>kill husbands and all emediaye senpai after marriage. Usually through starvation.
>create underground bunker bomb shelter. Concrete walls, metal floors. >vault mode
>children produced from each relationship are locked in rooms
>forced to paint for income.
>rooms are connected to common area. Noone ever goes to the surface. Noone ever visits.

Etc. Etc.

Ive had my fill of the psycho life
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>>36324071
> Make an scitzo child
> Lock him in basement
> Says he's a good artist
> Let him paint

I was *this* close to making Hitler 2.0

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>Easter night

Why are you here?
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>>36323947
I'm spending it like Jesus. Helping the dregs of society.
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>>36323981
Help me then, give me a blowjob
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>>36324072
>ruining the good intentions of a faithful anon
disgusting
I want /lgbt/ to leave

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why does no one like my threads :(
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>>36323946
Maybe BECAUSE YOUR SHITY THREAD BELONG on >>>/b/
>b-b-but I used the word 'robot', it belong here he-he
Sage.
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I saw your thread. Your image was ugly so I didn't even read it. Sorry.
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>>36323996
do you think it will worke now?

>be me, a 22yr old kissless virgin
>have this cute co-worker that I hang with every day
>we start planning a trip together
>I try my best to avoid any beaches, because I'm fat and hairy
>finally we set on Budapest, I'm completely fine with it since it's just a city
>he just texted me that there is a cool lake nearby that we can go to and swim and everything
>"omg femanon, we're gonna have so much fun"
>beaches are so bright and everything wrong with my body is gonna show in a bikini
>if he ever thought I was cute, now he's gonna think otherwise
>I'm ready to kill myself
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>I'm fat and hairy
I wish that was my only problem. I have a skin condition on my stomach and right leg
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>>36323974
ok this isn't a victim Olympics God damn it
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>>36323939
>not dateless
>probably not handholdless
NORMIES OUT!

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Why is r9k being invaded by poltards? Go back to pol or if you're ban, /b, you fucks
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/r9k/ is for the autistic and the socially inept.
No wonder /pol/ like this place.
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>>36324101
What are we
>implying
,Anon?
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>>36323935
/pol/ is /r9k/
It's just that one blames the jewry and the other the chads for their own incompetence.

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ITT: We post how we laugh.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUDPM32uMp
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>>36323923
What is this? Where is God?
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My ears hurt, please stop screeching. Also, I can't just make myself laugh
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>>36323966
What are you reacting to?

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How do you know if you have autism or not?
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If you can tell what she is saying, you don't have autism.
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>>36323882
Ok what the hell does this mean?
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>>36323965
>Ok what the hell does this mean?
it means you autism

don't worry, there are still QTs for you

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Name our band, /r9k/.

Our sound is a mixture of Enter Shikari and Bring Me The Horizon.
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dumb fagetz
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>>36323859
The Pug-Uglies
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The gas guzzlers

Are you ready for your own death?

I'm not asking whether you're suicidal or not. What I'd like to know if whether you could accept your own incoming death peacefully or not. Suppose a doctor tells you you only have a few days or weeks to live. Can you accept it on the spot? Is that even possible?
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Death is the natural end to life. I don't get why people freak out so much. At least once you die you know what happens next
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>>36324063
I think consciousness is an emergent property of our structural organization. Once that is lost, i.e. when death occurs, I don't see any mean nor any reason for it to remain.

If that is truly the case, then it would be impossible to regret anything or to suffer in any way after you die. However, I still can't shake off this idea that I would be missing out on life. The fact that I wouldn't be conscious of it passed the fatidic hour doesn't seem to matter in the least to my present self.

It's annoying.
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I believe we have a soul so I'm not afraid.

>you will NEVER live in the 1950s
I thought Trump was going to bring it back but now we're just heading toward WW3.
Should I kill myself?
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fuck anon.. he's throwing out as many illegals as he can without getting thrown out of office.


border crossing are at record low for modern times

what more do you want?
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>>36323718
Yea the 50's were great for whites(male) but what about the rest of us?

Not very comfy.
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>>36323870
He's not throwing out any more than Obama did you fuckin retard, and even if he gets the wall built it'll only be by imposing a tariff on Mexican imports, so yeah we totally wouldn't be paying for that. Trump supporters rly are so stupid

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>Fapped
>so miserable and pathetic that i laugh it off


does robots laugh at themselves too ?
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>>36323688
whats pathetic about fapping?

affffasteerw
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>>36323778
just the thought that im kissless handholdlessness virgin with no social life whatsoever and no real skill at all is just funny to me. when will this end
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>>36323835
you sounds like you're developing schizophrenia

laughing at sad things is a symptom of that


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