I am so sick of memes.
Every day the same fucking memes.
I am taking a radical step to rectify this:
I am filtering all memes.
So ITT post absolutely every meme you know of so I can add it to my filter.
I will finally be free of memes.
Please respond /r9k/. It is crucial that I free myself from memes.
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List of Internet phenomena
List of Internet phenomena in China
List of viral videosViral phenomenon
0-92 Girls 1 Cup4chan31 Minutos
300 (film)2010 Duke Univerity faux sex thesis controversy
2012 phenomenon2016 Chinese memes war on Facebook9000 (number)AAACS encryption key controversyArstanbek AbdyldayevAdmiral AckbarAdolf Hitler in popular cultureAin't Nobody Got Time for ThaAir Man ga TaosenaiAjdarAll Star (song)
All your base are belong to us
Amy's Baking Company
Tom AndersonAnime music video
AnimutationThe Annoying Orange
AnontuneAnonymous (group)
Kerala Cyber Warriors
Atlanta NightsB
B3taBaby smasher
Back Dorm BoysBackbone cabal
Bacon ExplosionBad Dudes Vs. DragonNinja
Bad Lip ReadingBad Luck Brian
Bad TimesBaddiewinkle
Badgers (animatio)
Bale OutBalloon boy hoax
Banana Sprite chalenge
Bangs (hip hop artst)
BanhammerBao Zou Big News Events
Barack Obama "Jker" poster
Be like Bill
Bear SurpriseBed Intruder Song
Bee MovieBeezin'
Nabilla BenattiaBernie Sanders' Dank Meme Stash
Bert is EvilThe Best Page in the Universe
Beyonce's Super owl XLVII halftime show
Shakeel Ahmad Bat
Bhutanese passpo (meme)
Bielefeld Conspiracy
BIFFikicsunaj
Blazing StarThe "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks
Blue waffleBoemerangBella Bond murdercase
Bonsai KittenBoo (dog)Boogey-Mania
Book bucket challengeBoom goes the dynamite
BouzebalBoxxy
Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Bredcrum
Bunny with a pancake on its head
The Burger King
BuyMyFace
BuyTigers.com
C
Mahir Cagri
The cake is a lie
Call Me Maybe
tell me about the big guy how does he where the mask
Bois first day at uni
I am studying philosophy
Wish me luck
>philosophy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wheezing HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps for air* KHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>4th semester in a STEM field
>thinking about killing myself almost daily
>>35661613
What he said
/thread
Guess what the pizza hut guy brought me
>>35661547
Looks like something that fell off a zombie.
>>35661558
Nope, delicious chicken sticks
breading looks too thick, should have impaled the pizza guy through an eyesocket with a firepoker
Since i dont know any robots in real life and i want to socialize outside of my house. You guys want to meet up?
Post your area and potentially meet other robots in your area if you want
Mine is rotterdam 010
Pic unrelated
>>35661507
Hallo landgenoot
Only if you're a qt meisje.
>>35661531
Hallo, waar in Nederland
>>35661537
Nope
What is the generic name for a tranny who has sex with Chads? Are they just a Stacy?
>>35661491
Faggot, at least I think so...
>>35661491
it's Gacy
>>35661517
rhymes with stacy
one of the syllables is gay
and the most famous person named gacy was mentally ill
i think it's perfect
My hairline is fine but my crown is getting thinner. The only decent thing I had was good hair, now I'm totally fucked.
So yeah, should I start taking something? It's only the early stages I think so I could be alright short term. Any of you bots taking anything to help?
>>35661474
nothing wrong with being a skinhead
>>35661474
You could worry and moan like a bitch, spending money on snake oil, or get some hair from your ass and implant in your forehead in a vain attempt to impress Stacey
OR
Just enjoy the baldness
>>35661474
I take a razor and shave myself smooth bald
It only looks weird if you have big ears or a weird shaped head
Feminists will defend this.
>>35661431
this is stupid
that's like the male sexuality one trying to force itself to the 5th one
how did you think this was good bait or even worth talking about?
>tfw we could have a perfect society if women would just accept their ideal match instead of always trying to date up
>>35661469
dont other species of animals do this as well? the females will pick the best potential mate?
>be me
>autistic
>forget i had to pay rent today
>go to bank but its shut
>go to other bank but thats shutdown due to brexit causing closures of branches most likely
>oh shit! better get it paid otherwise ill get evicted oh no! start imagining having to live in an empty box under a freeway like you see on american tv shows
>almost melt down in the middle of town
>realized i only have one sock on due to rushing out
>get back home
>ring the rent company and dread talking to someone
>im just checking your details she says
>oh fugg,hope she doesnt tell me its too late!
>thought i was 2 months behind on my rent
>she tells me im all paid up and for some reason i am 2 months in credit and i dont owe them anything
>lolwut?.jpg
>now have 800 pounds to do as i please with
went better than expected,off out to buy a nintendo switch
just got back,david rockerfeller is dead
today just keeps getting better
>>35662582
Holy shit thought you were kidding.
That 5th or so heart had to give out some day
>>35662776
he lived long enough to see trump win and brexit
he died a failure after a lifetime of shilling lol
>tfw meet internet qt 3.14 2 years ago
>play games with eachother alot
>start developing attraction to one another
>go out
>start meeting up irl every couple of months
>feels pretty great
>things start slowing down we settle into the relationship
>she gets really busy when the school year starts back
>still manage to talk alot and play games though
>she starts to lose interest in me sexually
>okay with this since we had fucked like rabbits for months and was ready for a break to
>was 7 months ago we stopped sexual relations
>she starts talking to me less and less
>never play games anymore
>we get more and more distant and we both notice this
>we try to fix it
>we try to fix it for 3 months
>tfw last night we broke up but still are friends
>tfw the past year and a half gone
>tfw I'm a robot all over again
I dont wanna feel anything anymore
>>35661378
Fuck off my board, retard.
>>35661398
Why are you calling people retarded? What is this, 1996?
Mane an internet GF don't even count anyways OP
Guys, my gf is meeting up with her personal trainer again. The gym is not even open
Sounds like she's enjoying Chad's turbo destroyer schlong, did you cuck yourself because it's your fetish OP?
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>>35661362
Why would she meet her personal trainer if the gym is closed?
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You%27re-Autistic
what's your excuse, /r9k/?
I'm not autistic.
Already have a gf though.
i spaghetti a lot
I don't like minecraft
or women
Burger here. I used to love my nation, but the more I read and talk to people from other nations -- and especially foreign nationals who come to the US for vacation -- the more I feel like I need to get out. Who here lives in a less normie nation, preferably warm and coastal? I know both "warm" and "coastal" are heavily normie-infested zones, but I feel like there has to be something out there superior to the corporate rat race that seems to be the extent of my nation.
I've only left the country a few times, and very stereotypical American Tourist trips. I've been to Iceland (mostly just Reykjavik), London, Paris, and Tokyo. All of which I stayed in tourist areas and never got a feel for the native culture at all. What do you like about your nation, and what do you dislike about it?
>>35661352
OP again, I'll start off with what I dislike about America.
>money culture
Your entire status in life is defined by your income, and nearly every individual will jump at any chance to make more money, no matter how much they make right now. Americans, almost to a man, would prefer to work 40 or more hours a week for the same wages, even if they had plenty of money on fewer hours and fewer days. American culture glorifies buying the most expensive car, house, vacation trips, and suchforth that you can afford, which creates a self-perpetuating cycle of always feeling like you need more money. I know people who make over 100k USD annually, and still jump at the chance to 'get' overtime because culture demands that you sink every paycheck into something flashy and new.
>society
Social norms and party scenes are just the beginning. Everything from building codes to tax law is so ridiculously complex, and you can hardly breathe at a woman without being accused of rape and sent to jail. Tribalism here is ridiculous as well, America is really like several nations occupying the same space. College-educated people hardly even acknowledge the existence of "lower castes," except for five minutes during church when the pastor talks about the "less fortunate" -- ironically, many of whom earn more money than half his congregation (there's a lot of money in skilled labor here.) Races are nearly completely (and voluntarily) segregated, almost on a Sunni/Shi'ite level. Those of different political leanings very rarely associate with each other; a Democrat voter for example will generally choose not to associate with anyone he knows to be a Republican voter. There are invisible lines all over this nation and you ARE expected to mind-read to fit in.
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>>35661551
>[cot'd]
On the "society" note, mainstream society is nearly completely removed from reality. It increases as you go up the social ladder, but even the non-college-educated are often so disconnected from reality that they believe there is nothing more important than sex and a strange media-fueled idea of what 'romance' is. Even Christianity in America is all too often "degenerate," offering no discouragement to the empty party lifestyle or sacrifice of all else for monetary gain. My own brother just declined to go to the first full family reunion in years (we live in different states) because he didn't want to request the time off work for fear of becoming "That Guy" at the office. This is not abnormal behavior in America, it's culturally acceptable to put work before all other obligations. My father missed his own grandfather's funeral because he had a job interview, and this was and is seen as honorable.
>>35661352
Burgerland is shit. They piss on european countries, but they are full of stupid shit-throwing sister-fucking braindead mongoloid mouthbreating goons and autistic white nationalists.
And I've been to the US many times: everyone looks down on you with such a force I do wonder how they haven't broken their neck out of spite yet.
Literally any 1st world country is better. Don't fall for the hot meme, as these places are full of mudslimes, and go to the north, especially Finland.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12569958
Let's see if there is a point of no return
>80% non virgins
I knew this was infested with normies but damn
>>35661309
>>35661380
Gay sex is pretty easy to get...
OH shit, if you lost your virginity above 30 just choose 30, forgot to add a +
What are some devilish things I can do and get away with at work to piss off my coworkers?
>unplugged the fridge earlier, by lunch their stuff will be spoiled and if not today definitely tmrw
no call no show for a week
Sexually assault your supervisor
>>35661289
Bring in a firearm with a silencer and go on an "accidental shooting" spree
I work on a large scale marijuana farm in Northern California. It is family owned by my redneck hippie family. We grow roughly 1000 lbs pre-trimming.
what is your favorite strain (to smoke and to grow)?
>>35661209
Why do you support such a degenerate industry. Weed literally turns people into lazy nonfuncional assholes, leeching off of society at rates that often match or exceed that of NEETs.
what's being a normie like? do you land weed addicts as free gfs all the time?