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are you taking meds

sounds like you have a side effect of brain fog

switch to a different formula

>>34428444
nice digits

no
i was on wellbutrin but quit after like two weeks
i have no energy. cannot sleep. anxiety wakes me up. too scared to go to class. when i tried to study, it's like I retained no info and couldnt focus. my therapist is like lol just go to class and he cant tell me what's wrong

>>34428479
wellbutrin can have lasting effects

>>34428421
HOW DARE YOU POST MY WAIFU IN A CESSPOOLE SUCH AS THIS

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!?

trap - biological cis male with feminine features
tranny - biological trans male with feminine features
shemale - hermaphrodite, literally a woman with a dick (rare biological condition)

Trap-----see pizza
Shemale------google alannah star
Tranny, see shemale

>>34428403
Do you also like squatting, excessive commas and vodka?

Yes. Try castle of the winds it's free ware

>>34428403
me too anon :)
oregano amiderano

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>>34428375
Sit on my lap, bae.

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>>34428389
Sure thing bby
Hope there's a boner ready for me to land on

>no reverse image results
pls bee my gf

>>34428363
feels like you're sliding your dick between two lubricated pieces of warm (body temp) steak that someone is squeezing together.

It's a great sensation from what I remember

>>34428363
Like warm bags of sand lil buddy

Least painful*

>>34428340
Carbon monoxide poisoning, you won't even notice.

>>34428362
Hmm, wonder where I could find a place to do it, wouldn't wanna harm anyone else if I did a charcoal fire

where do you go to school 0.0

>>34428324
I'm guessing you go to school in the South or the Midwest?

>>34428324
that's the fat chick on the right? she's not even that fat

also fat chicks are comfy to cuddle and are good fucks. just do it anon.

Seek professional help. Your views are warped and will not ever gain you a functioning relationship.

shit I didn't want to trample anything but now that >>34428335 broke the ice, don't count on it OP. git strong and determined because unless you really play your cards right, appearing helpless won't get you anything, let alone a loving wife. if you look past all the memes, generalization and bullshit, there's actually some good pointers to be found even here on /r9k/.

This board is wrong about a lot of things, the main thing being love. Love is rare, but it is real. Maybe you will end up in it, with a wife to be your lifelong companion.

You can anticipate the worst, but hope and work towards the best. Romance seems to be a beautiful thing, and for your I hope it is tangible.

>>34428296

Me and my girlfriend broke up a month ago and I thought I'd be happier alone because there was so much fighting in the end (which a lot of time was my fault).
Today it finally hit me, I suddenly miss her so much, all the good memories are popping up in my head all day nonstop, I feel worse by the minute, I just want to die. Why did I fuck this up, I'm such a pathetic idiot. I can't bear this constant self-hate anymore, I had such a good thing and now I'm alone again and even more miserable than before.

>>34428333
I want to be loved so fucking bad that I've become gay and even guy reject me for how small my dick is. FUCKING FUCK I NEED AFFECTION I FUCKING CRAVE IT SO BAD IT MAKES ME CRY

>>34428333
If only you could see the present as you saw the past...

And if only you could see the past without rose-tinted glasses...

Chances are, right now you see the past with rose colors because, well, it's the past. Try to remember how you felt during those last months of your relationship. Probably not as great as you remember your gf-days huh?

>tfw Martian
>tfw can easily get nonwhite qts because of how unique I am to them

Tell me more OP, do nonwhite girls really dig the red hair?

>tfw redhead
>parents were mean to me as a kid and didn't have red hair so I used to pretend Conan O'Brien was my real dad and would take me away some day
>he didn't

i love those fucking gook eyes so fucking much

And they dont act like a anime girl
''KAWAII DESU NE ^o^ ''

Stop fetishsizing asian women. They arnt some toys they are human

>>34428250
U are wrong sir

>tfw have nothing to say
it's not that I don't want to say anything
I just have nothing to add to the conversation
ever
how do normies even do it I will never understand

>be absent-minded
>sometimes can't concentrate when people talk, so forget what they just said a minute ago
>always lost in thought
>mostly think about weird things
>don't even think about some of the things that other people talk about all the time so no idea how to talk about such things
>not interested or experienced in most normie things like having kids or tending to potatoes or whatever they do

>>34428263
How the hell did they learn it? ijdk

u a bitch nigger op suk muh dik

>>34428139
dyke

gross. abort abort

fake nerd / alternative girl

stop shilling for subs

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>>34428101
>gym teacher tells you that it his penis inspection day

>>34428101
>t. underage faggot

>>34428118
It is*, you stupid fucking Mac RRRREEEEEEEEEE

Better than if she said yes and then cheated on you and divorced you and took half of your income for the rest of her life.

>>34428062
t-thanks for that.

Yeah don't get married you nonger