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>finally talk to a Stacy/nice gal
>hit it off
>everything seems to be going great
>she asks you for your Instagram/Facebook/other form of normie connection tool
What do? You probably don't have one and if you do its probably got 4 followers and 5,837 following
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>>37627323
>What do?
Tell her I have recently gotten rid of these social connection sites. Seeing as they are a waste of time.
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A girl asked me if I had Instagram and I said "no but I can send you a pic" and sent a cool selfie I took earlier.
We eventually didn't meet up cause of circumstances but I salvaged that pretty well.
In facebook I have everything in private and when girls I'm interested in add me I don't accept them, but I do keep a decent profile picture.
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>>37627353
>pussy dries up instantly
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Robots who managed to actually get a girlfriend, how did you do it? Let's inspire r9k!
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By being such an enormous faggot I attracted a lesbian
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>>37627312
The first step is to gon Grindr after that its easy as fuck to get laid and fuck if you are into dickgirls and chads
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>>37627312
I got one from here by being in the right place at the right time.
She was a slut, though.
Also, this was about five years ago during the golden age of contact threads. It's unlikely there will be such a chance again.
Anyway, more Hayhay.
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>doing online test for a theater job
>you have 20 minutes to answer 40 advanced mathematical questions
>next test comes up
>strongly agree slightly agree neutral yadda yadda yadda
>"i have a lot of friends of the opposite sex"
nigga i just want a job
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>>37627265
Always lie
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>>37627277
Yup I've got my quarters covered.
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>>37627265
Fucking shit filling their ''diversity'' quota
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What's a good way to distract yourself from loneliness?
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For me it's a dry martini
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Youtube videos.
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>>37627226
book games music sport depression drugs alcool sex masochism and food
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you guys know some good vampire movies? I really liked interview with vampire. Bonus points for goth asthetics
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>>37627116
Vampire's Kiss
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>>37627116
Despite all the hate it gets the first two twilight movies were pretty good if you like romance.
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twilight is a good movie
i got muted for posting that before
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Do overly nice people scare anyone else?
I want to be friends with them but then I'm pretty sure they have a collection of flesh masks carved from the faces of virgins like myself in their basement.
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>>37627096
seriously don't trust these fuckers they aren't really nice
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I do because either they are trying to put on appearances to hide the fact that they are horrible people/psychotic or I put too much faith in their kindness and they let me down.
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>>37627096
Trust your gut >>37627579 cause this
On the off chance they might be cannibals trying to have you for dinner. Fallout 3, Andale is a lesson for all.
i lost my virginity to my bf an hour ago and one of the worst things i can think of happened. i queefed during cowgirl. like, loud. we both laughed awkwardly then switched to missionary. i wanted to fucking die the whole time. i will forever remember my first as the time my puss farted. my bf has just left dyou think hes ever going to call me back?
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>>37626890
I doubt he cared much.
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Do guys really care about that? Sounds like it would be a funny little memory to bring up every once in a while at worst.
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No one gives a shit about it. It might make me giggle unexpectedly but that's about it. I've got a job to do lady.
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>"Goodnight Anon, sweet dreams! I love you!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MtJP9WXibc ]
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>>37626840
Now do one with music I like okay thank you
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>>37626840
_______ last name
original
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>>37626840
STTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP
AAHAHHH
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the ol' comfy of minecraft 2017-06-10 08:14:45 Post No.37626823
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the ol' comfy of minecraft
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Hello bots, i noticed a minecraft thread not too long ago and it got me wishing for some fellow bots to play some minecraft with
The problem is that im poor so i only have an xbox 360 to play it on...
If any anons are out there willing to play then i'd gladly accept you all into my worlds or whatnot...
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Please robots...
Im lonely and just want some friends, you all know what thats like, right?
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>>37627106
sadly dont have a 360 anymore, i would though
wanna play roblox? lol
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>>37626823
I'd like to play, though I' don't have a 360. I have it on the switch. Will that work?
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Why do I hate Reddit so much?
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It's full of happy normal people and you're a miserable fuck
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>>37626758
Reddit has a pretty crappy userbase and most of their mindsets are pretty cringey (but then again, so are 4chan's) but honestly, reddit can be much more useful than 4chan in terms of real-world information. The darknet subreddits and other subreddits dealing to a myriad of topics are actually much more helpful than any of the board on 4chan.
Their "memes" and humor are shit, though.
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It's full of normies and shitty memes.
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>tfw no qt gf to play vidya with
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>>37626745
What kind of haircut does that guy have?
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>>37626745
>being such a beta to let your gf beat you
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>>37626763
one you won't be able to pull off ya cunt
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Hey robots, what are your friends and family going to say about you at your funeral?
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>people will attend his funeral
FUCK OFF NORMIE
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37626490
he always wanted to die
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he died as he lived - a virgin
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Saturday night indoors crying and drinking alone with the lights turned off edition
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>>37626328
I'm already drunk before 4 pm in burgerland what's up pham
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>watching catto eat chicken bones
>scared the retard will end up choking to death
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Got a fucking muzzie bite on my arm
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You actually get a qt grill to come back to your room 2017-06-10 07:38:25 Post No.37626210
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You actually get a qt grill to come back to your room
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What's the first thing you hide?
>my amiibo collection
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Myself. Hehe
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>>37626210
my dakimakuras
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>>37626210
My two anime figurines
Though she would understand I think. They are cute as fuck after all.
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I've been coming here for over 10 years, but I only come here now to read your awful opinions on women to further solidify how awful men are
This entire website is proof of that
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>people are going to reply to this
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>>37625977
>That Anon that knows it's bait but replies anyway.
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>>37625998
Kek, not even saging get mad faggots