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>>34405550

i wanna fuck him in the ass

>>34405550
nah I hate eminem

>>34405550
>him
>not rosegender

>>34405428
going?
you mean gone?
i gave up after being told i needed prior dish washing experience i laughed in the fat bald fucks face and told him to shove his shit job up his wrinkly fucking fat ass went home got super drunk and high
best goddamn decision i ever made

>>34405428
Well I never considered suicide as a life choice until the job hunt

>>34405583
Wait until you get a job. Just makes it worse.

We don't. It's a meme based on anime and 2d and MySpace angles.

>>34405415
It's faggots

>>34405415
Traps are better than women they look like a women but have redeeming factors from being raised male such as sharing male hobbies being loyal etc

You will, but you will have baggy skin on arms and stomach. I used to be obese but am now skinnyfat

most likely, yes

there are some people with natural double chins though

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>>34405433
So your double chin is completely gone now, at least? The double chin is what I worry about most.

>>34405442
Yeah, but I didn't have a double chin before I got fat, so it should disappear. At least that's what I'm telling myself.

Long distance running is the optimal way to lose weight, no? I will try to run at least twice a week and go for daily walks.

(I know this isn't /fit/, but I feel way more comfortable here.)

Why do you identify with such a pathetic vice?

/r/GenderCritical

>>34405374
Just transition and be my gf.

You're sexist and I'd like to report you to the Uber authorities for discrimination.

>>34405359

close call anon

>group of normies going to party

Never again uber

>>34405283
wow what a thick foreskin

>>34405301
fiveskin

>>34405283
>no thick cock bf to play willy wars with

How does he even kiss her? how the fuck can lanklets even be in a relationship with a short girl?

They're both ugly though not just the female..

>>34405261
destroying your genetics for a small gook lmao. his autims must be as high as hes tall.

Maybe you look sad, angry or just generally unapproachable.
People at work think I'm an arrogant dick because I've been shy for 10 years and try to keep to myself h-ha ha

I never ask retail workers any questions other than what I'm buying.

I think you're overthinking this.

I dont want a conversation with you, I just want you to serve me.

>>34405299
Nothing pisses me off more than when people mistake shyness for arrogance

>>34405099
>new york daily news
Nice, but not at all a credible source. Just link me the onion at this point

>>34405293
I am sure there is a better one. This is still happening though.

Do it Donald. You're doing the right thing, we gotta slow things down.

>running up
Are you a goblin anon

>>34405102
No I just panic so I run to the door

>>34405083
Paranoia is setting in. I suggest that you take long breaks from the computer, go for a walk with headphones in, and decompress. For your own health, take care of yourself.

t. dying bot

>>34405071
most people do.
most dont upload anything though

I do but only to post what I share when gaming from my PS3 and PS4

>>34405071
I do. Got 72k subs but ive been inactive for some time

Yeah the people here suck in that regard, it's why I pretty much lurk these days and refrain from posting. Other than the dudes that look and act like Shrek most of the guys aren't too far from Normies the only thing stopping them is themselves and their sense of entitlement.

>>34405078

>Other than the dudes that look and act like Shrek most of the guys aren't too far from Normies the only thing stopping them is themselves and their sense of entitlement.

WELL MEMED :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>34405059
>Varg stabs a guy in the head and goes to prison for 20 years then gets out and gets a wife and a remote area to have a house and raises like 5 kids and shitposts on youtube all day
H O W

Women love strong men. It's just the way they're wired. Don't hate them for it. But you just can't build your life around girls. It's not good for you, and they don't want you to. Live your own life and be your own person, for your own benefit. That comes first.

that guy looks like a generic 40 yo sexpat you see getting aids in thailand or some shit

what the fuck.

even alternative cunts like haley have basic bitch taste

>>34405079
Average looking girl is seeing an average looking guy. What a shocker.

not even a mile

>>34405036
Its weird how Ill never cross paths with her yet Ive been masturbating to her for a solid decade.

>>34405036
easly as many as going around the earth 2 times.