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>less than 2% of people die virgins
How did we manage to become part of such an extreme minority? We had a 98% chance of getting laid
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You know you can literally pay a woman to have sex with you right? And if you're not horribly disfigured, obese or stink they won't even be that disgusted.
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>makes a bold claim
>doesn't post source
Yes, this sounds like it's true.
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>2% of people die virgins
>worldwide infant mortality is at 3%
>tfw somehow even dead babies get more action than a robot
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getting a girlfriend wont fix all your problems
and girls wont want to date you if you have no positives
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>>34952244
>Get gf
>Stop being lonely
>Stop being stressed
>Get a huge self esteem boost.
>Literally my only problems went away.
>OP makes a thread lying his ass off saying getting a gf won't fix your problems.
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>>34952244
What would a positive be
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>>34952308
r u attractive? r u confident? r u funny? r u outgoing? r u compassionate?
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>think I'm dating some girl
>take her on dates and help her when she feels bad and listen to her problems, do things couples do
>barely ever have sex because she says she's prude
>found out she has a second twitter after her friend retweeted something from it
>it's full of tweets about her being a whore, retweeting sex shit, and about being horny all day, sending nudes on snapchat, etc
>she tweets every other day about how guys should add her on snapchat because they won't be disappointed then the smug emoji
>I've been seeing her for over a month
How do I get back at this cunt, i want to ruin her life
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>>34952243
Holy shit what a fucking whore, I'm sorry anon
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>when you're so fucking disgusting that a whore won't fuck you
>so you want to take it out on her
gl OP
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>>34952243
Just let it go, man. Just because she's a bad person doesn't mean that you need to sink to her level. It's not worth it. Confront her if you must, get some closure through her side of the story if you need it, but leave it at that.
Just hop on the bitterness train and bitch about her as another story of a woman being a horrible person.
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>decide to get into video games again
>try to find the best games of previous console generation (ps3, xbox 360)
>basically everyone is raving about Red Dead Redemption
>get the game
>play for a few hours
>get bored
Is this really one of the best video games ever?
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>>34952174
>dont like video games in the first place and come into it with a shitty attitude
>"lol this sux"
>>>/v/
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>>34952174
I liked Red Dead Revolver better for some reason.
Had the retro feel but still enough advanced game play to be immersive.
Also very thematic and atmospheric like say . . .hotline miami or katamari damacy. There just isn't another game like it.
>Is this really one of the best video games ever?
It's probably one of the better ps3 games.
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>>34952209
When did I say I had a shitty attitude? I was looking forward to gaming again and I tried to find the best game out there.
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one a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being cool guy 10 being absolute pussy
how bad is it that this is really fucking hot for me
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>>34952163
8 because it is supposed to be kind of hot to be fair, but it's still pussy hot sauce.
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thats unusually sensitive but you shouldnt' be so self centered. nobody else will care
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>>34952163
I'd say 8-ish.
Sriracha = 1,000 to 2,500 SHU
Would you let a woman rape you through intercourse?
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>>34952147
I think the only responsible response is: which woman?
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Will she beat me before she rapes me?
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>>34952208
A real woman like Christine.
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I'm at a bar and I've been doing coke for 4 hours ask me anything.
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>>34952085
idc but I do like Elizabeth fraser stay off drugs gl man
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whats it feel like to do coke?
how does it feel at first, and then how does it feel a while later?
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>>34952113
Nah gotta die quick love you tho <3
>>34952157
Depends on what shit ya got. Bad coke will make you shit but the good stuff will make you feel so fucking ALIVE and out going. Just so long as you don't mind your heart beating 1000 times a minute and not being able to sleep and the nasty ass coke boogers. My whole body is like vibrating rn holy shit.
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How can I tell if my hairline is receding? If I go bald before I can grow a beard to compensate I'll an hero.
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>>34952054
live stream that shit you fucking liar
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>>34952054
Post a picture, I will tell you honestly. Either that or google it
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>>34952227
I looked again and both sides look pretty even, I think it's because I have much lighter colored hair near my temples than the rest of my head and I was looking at it closely right next to a light near the bathroom mirror. Also I went to the barber 2 months ago and he commented on how thick my hair is. I'm just paranoid of adding more negatives to my appearance because I think right now I'm a decent 6/10 at best but if I was bald and needed glasses for example I would drop down to a 3 and my self-confidence and self-esteem would become nonexistant. I struggle with self-esteem now and it's the main reason why I can't do the things I want to do, or get a job. I just got nervous.
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>Pining for best friend girl for 2 years.
>Get gf. Gf tells best friend girl to fuck me.
>She agrees, we try, no condom.
>Try again weeks later, but I fuck it up. Dick doesn't work.
>She takes it as an insult. Essentially drags my manhood through the mud for the next couple of weeks.
>"All sexual tension is gone between us, anon. Sorry."
>"That was a mistake. I did it while high."
>Best friend girl enters slut phase.
>Literally fucks everything, even balding jewish faggots.
>Even goes to Europe to be railed by dirty italians and spaniards.
>Regardless, I beta orbit her for 3 years.
>Eventually I leave gf.
>After mounting sexual tension, get another chance to fuck best friend girl.
>We fuck.
>This girl now loves me.
>I finally have what I want.
>But I just got single and I want to take a couple of months to myself.
>Girl hates me for it slightly. Even cries at me for being a dick.
How bad am I fucking up? Am I broken after getting cucked so hard for so long? Am I just sabotaging myself?
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just leave her, anon
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>>34952019
>even balding jewish faggots
>but anon, girls dont care that you're balding LOL XD you're just a loser who's single because of your ugly personality, being bald has NO influence on a girl liking you or not, LOL
i dont wish a happy life on anyone
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>>34952019
>waahhhhh girls are interested in me its so stressful ):
i mean this when i say it, i hope you literally kill yourself. back to >>>/soc/ or reddit or whatever normie cesspool you came from
SAGE
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>19 years old
>Just fucked a girl
>Used to browse this board a lot
>She's going to be my girlfriend soon
>Not going to come here anymore
>Finally joining the normie master race
>IQ of 130, so no negative aspects to this
See you hopeless fuckers in this hell-hole in 10 years.
I'm gonna go live my life.
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>>34952005
Sup guys,
18 years old, iq of 131, I'm about to cuck this fool's gf, I am clearly the superior choice, and I won't be coming here anymore.
Finally leaving the sub-131 iq mongoloid race and joining the 131+ iq normie master race
cya lads.
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I'm literally crying anon delet this pls
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>>34952005
You already found a gf and lost your virginity bro
you cant come back
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Does anyone else here see attractive women as just sex toys?
They have such shallow uninteresting personalities. All they talk about is material things and gossip about people.
All they're really good for fucking. Its not like those vapid sluts will contribute anything to the world.There is nothing wrong with prostitution in my opinion.
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>>34951980
Prostitutes don't bring status. Prostitutes are a net loss.
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>>34951980
starting to think all women are just there for sex, and men are the same.
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and what are you good for exactly?
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Wishing your parents die for inheirtance
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I have analyzed my life and come to a single conclusion: money will fix 99% of my problems. I can get surgery to fix my fucked up looks, hair transplant to hide my balding, I can have nice clothes, car, comfy place to live, ability to travel, own guns, own land, attract women, invest in causes that I like, etc.
There is only one way to get this sort of money, my parents dying early (along with my brother). They are all cuntish frivolous normies. My parents are wealthy high level bureaucrats, they have multi-millions. Right now they took my brother on a vacation to Cosa Rica as a reward for him getting into a good college. I see from their instagram they are living in a luxury villa/condo with an infinity pool drinking champagne. These assholes didn't take me with them since they said I don't deserve it.
I am praying for their plane to crash on the way home WITH NO SURVIVORS, kek give me dubs.
Anyone else here feel the same way about their parents and getting their money?
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>>34951964
If dubs it will happen you spoiled little boyo.
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>>34952042
Thank you comrade, if I become rich I shall reward you greatly
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>>34952042
if dubs it will never happen and OP takes his own life before ever getting inheritance.
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Who else /nevertouchedpussy/?
Not only am I a kissless virgin, but I was born via C-section, so I didn't even get to touch my mom's vagina during the process of my birth. I believe this makes me the ultimate robot, and on a level above all of you guys.
Ask me anything, you Chads.
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>>34951865
why do you think we won't remember there was a thread about this yesterday from which you got the idea of posting this fucking retarded shit?
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>>34951878
I didn't know there was a thread about this yesterday.
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>shitskin
>long hair
>glasses
>chubby face
>kissless virgin of course
>No female friends
>NEEt
>C-section
>Anime lover
Am I the ultimate robot?
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>Be cyborg
>Have GF
>She's too innocent
>Want side bitch
>One with issues, who is a masochist
Would a fembot be what I'm looking for? Or would it blow up in my face?
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>>34951854
kindly take you shit thread to
>>>/adv/
or
>>/soc/
you fukin normie
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>>34951854
You're a fucking moron who doesnt deserve a gf in the first place
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if your a cyborg you probably don't have the best awareness or social skills, adding a crazy bitch to the equation is a good way to fuck up your life, especially your other relationship.
it'll be fun though fuckin do it dude
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I Iove Starfire!
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Me too, OP. Me too.
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>>34951844
>Tfw I am the Starfire(male)
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>>34952758
Pic or I don't believe you.