I just wanna be like lil pump. Should I run away to the city until I become black?
>>35027041
Why the fuck do people here know about Lil Pump? Anyways he's a generic pretentious gangster rapper. Pure shit.
>>35027067
He's got more money than you
>>35027091
whites would whore their own daughters to their own fathers if it meant buying that big house or nice new car
has there ever been a race so deserving of genocide?
how fucking jewed is it that having no debt implies my credit rating is zero? I've never had a credit card, never took a loan, apparently the dumb score doesn't go up according to this. wanted to get a visa for travel purposes so the bank send me a "visa prepaid card" aka debit by any other name instead. it seems one has to own a credit card and use it completely without purpose to get a solid credit rating, how amazing
banksters
>>35027006
>be banker
>have no idea who you are
>have no idea if you have any income
>have nothing to base your ability to pay back a loan
>expects me to extend you credit
Now, you see how you might be retarded, right OP?
>>35027006
If you have no history, your credit rating should be higher.
Are you sure your parents didn't use your SSN to take out large loans and not pay them back when you were a child?
>>35027033
>>have no idea if you have any income
Do your research then
Why are robots mad at us?
I mean we born chad we cant just say "i choose to be chad". all this hate makes me sick seriously frends give us a brake pic related, me, take some notes.
>>35026973
Wow, I just can't compete with an alpha like this
You're no Chad. Only robots are dumb enough to believe that Chads are born. Everyone else knows Chads are made.
>>35027031
Wow, I just can't compete with an alpha like you anon
What would you trade in life for the ability to have social skills and be normal?
>Be me
>parents moved countries when I was 2 years old
>fucked with language and made me a robot from childhood
>they have a much higher standard of living than if they stayed in the old country and are much richer than they probably would have been.
>still can't forgive them for fucking up my life
My parents unintentionally traded my social skills for a higher standard of living
>>35026901
blaming is for pussies, man the fuck up.
But you were still in the critical language period. Did they intentionally not expose you to the new language?
>>35026901
All my tendies REEEEEEEEE
Trying to fall asleep but I can't stop crying. Any advice?
>>35026873
Give me your tears. I physically can't cry no matter how much I want to.
There is no advice. There is no help.
>>35026873
Snuggle up to me anon, I'll give you some sweet cuddles.
How do I grow a sexy beard?
>>35026845
Minoxodil for one year.
I have been doing it for 11 days right now.
Hope i will see progress within 3 months
>>35026845
Are you asking how to grow hair on your chin?
Are you fucking stupid or something? Don't shave it'll grow by itself.... Fucking stupid idiot
>>35026885
Thats just growing a beard. I want to know how to grow a sexy beard.
Welp.. I have to go to work in 20 minutes.
Wish me luck
>>35026833
don't forget to take your estrogens anon. here, let me help you. ;3
good luck with that
(seriously, seems unpleasant)
>>35026844
>tfw drink town water, and I think it's making me feminine.
I want to fuck my boss, but I'm not all that attractive. How much should I offer her to have sex with me? Fine hundred for one fucking sounds fair. Or do you guys think I should start lower and work my way up?
>>35026829
That's how you get fired boyo
>>35026829
Start deliberately screwing things up, and when she has to reprimand you, ask if there is anything you can do to avoid it. You want to make sure she has the power in the relationship.
>>35026829
ask her out abruptly first
then when she rejects you beg her to go on one date with you
in a personal setting like a date she can't file a sexual harrassment claim against you because it's not relevant to work, so offer the money then
>be 10/10
>mfw I get rejected by a 9/10 girl
Last time I ask an ugly girl out
>>35026785
Pff, everyone knows i am like 2/10 and even the ugliest and obese girls look at me with disgust.
What Snapchat filter is that?
>>35026785
good for you chadley.
What is the next shift?
First it was /b/ then /r9k/ now /pol/ we control the direction of the internet culture and by virtue influence the world indirectly as a force of contrarianism.
>>35026780
Could it be /trash/?
They are gaining a lot of traction, though do not have a definite board culture besides /pol/ and /co/ mixture
Have a roastie wall
>>35026780
>we
look fuck off back to wherever you came from, "we" liked it better before everything was stolen from here and reproduced improperly on instagram and whatever else.
Does anyone here talk to themselves? Like actual conversations or acting out interactions?
I do it a lot and have been caught a couple times.
>>35026679
when i'm alone i talk like i'm talking to someone else that isn't there, but in my mind that person is a clone
All the time, even when in public. And 90% of the time, I'm not aware of it.
It means ur smart
Or going crazy
Hehehe
Fuck I'm high
I'm.weiiiiiiiird
Don't think
The following user says thank you
It's my birthday r9k. Has been for a little more than an hour.
I'll be completely alone. No friends. No family. No gf. I'm usually pretty stoic, but today... today hurts.
>>35026651
Happy birthday you big fag
no one cares about you, loser. delete your shitty thread.
Only kids celebrate birthdays, grow up you faggot
2020 is less than 3 years away. What do you predict will happen in the upcoming decade?
>>35026646
>Normalization of 4chan
And that all.
trump triggers 2nd great depression at a time when humanity should be accomplishing great technological feats and spreading freedom around the globe
>>35026837
And the deportation of 4chan oldfags to 8 chan
Why are pick-up lines a thing?
Why do women respond to it?
I don't get it???? WHY? it's so cringe and autistic.
Help me understand this.
>>35026635
How about I be your helper for the evening? ;)
>>35026635
Doesn't matter what you say, what matters is who's saying it
itz hurted?
wen yu fall frum hevin?
>Oh you're going to start transition, daddy? To where?
Bitch you know what I mean and who are you quoting?
>>35026571
Daddy is going to become Mommy, darling. Daddy has felt this way his whole life.
>>35026571
I'm going to be your mommy. Then maybe we can find another mommy and both your mommys will love you very very much.