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>>34729703
>alt right faggot

you're worse than a normie. kys.

Nice op. Sometimes this happens to me but never around single women. It's like them being single causes a perpetual overflow of spaghetti.

>>34729703
Go for it, godspeed anon. Be rid of your robot status.

>>34729699
You already know the answer wasting your breath
trying to convince her otherwise is a waste of time she can't accept your a failure.

>>34729699
Ask her to suck you off. When she says no say that's why you haven't had a girlfriend. If she says yes you now have a girlfriend.

>>34729699
>the reason I haven't had a girlfriend is because I'm so handsome, hot, etc. that I intimidate girls
This really only applies when the genders are reversed; my friendo and I were discussing this the other night. There's this phenomenonanana where literal 10/10 women will be more single than you expect because their aesthetic beauty is so intimidating

Usually doesnt apply to guys though since even the most autistic Chad can get laid/a gf

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>>34729675
just do it it'll be fun

well nothing honestly. youre just going for what you like i guess.

>no girl will want you for your fat
>tfw 240

>>34729658
you came off as a sperg
and she doesn't share the same feelings she only shares the attachment to your wallet
and using you as an emotional tampon

>>34729658
You're not chad. That's the answer.

>treating women like they understand noble emotions and introspection

lmao

>>34729642
you look like you might be a nice person, also you look sad

>>34729642
I need a shirtless pic
black is slimming and you look like a big belly boy

>>34729642
4/10

Too fat.

Too bald.

Bad teef.

Manlet.

Working.

Original wageslavery

>>34729630
when is it anyway?
so i can get blackout drunk alone again.

>>34729630
Are you fags underage?

You get over valentines day once you reach 20

>>34729566
Having porn on your hard disk will be like old farts buying newspapers or collecting VHS tapes. Why can't you just bookmark shit and stream it?

>>34729566
can u share

>>34730311
.. because then if you want to go back and fap to something from six years ago they've taken it down for no discernible reason.

I'm sure you're a huge fan of online-only DRM also, huh?

Plus HDD space is practically free nowadays.

Fucking idiot.

wash your hair you greasy fuck

>>34729952
I shower every 2 days man.

What is the problem?

not receiving positive attention from men is unfathomable to women, so they either think youre actually gay or they thought calling you that would upset you.

>>34729524
>the whole world thinks you're funny and witty
no, we think they are cold assholes

>>34729524
literally everything you posted is made up
>>Anglos ruled the world
this one is true, past tense

>>34729572
All of my points are objectively correct.

>thinks people say shit like "the cock carousel" irl
You should go outside once in a while, anon.

Save from what? From having a good time?

>>34729600
Well she actually said "I'm a officially a slut from now on", but I figure that's more or less the same

yeah it's the vaguest term of all time covering everything from penicillin to krokodil

>>34729483
>that pic
>that post
There is no way you're not on drugs right now

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>>34729507
>krokodil
wew
Don't do drugs kids

>>34729468
what logic is that my dude

>>34729492
I hear it helps your nerves. I'd like that.

>>34729468
not really. It'll be relaxing at first but once it becomes a habit then you'll be nervous and having nasty craving

Of course. How else am I supposed to get some dick-on-dick action? I mean, I'm no homo, but sometimes a guy just needs that.

Fuck no. I don't share.

>>34729453
I would penetrate my bro

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Not really. Like a few songs myself. This though.

>>34729408
No, autists only listen to videogame and anime OST and synth/vaporwave

Dragonforce is good listening but they can't perform their own songs live everything on the albums is sped up

>>34729408
They are rather dull droning apart from the few kickass songs.

Through fire and the flames, we carry on.

used to be attractive, got plenty of forward attention from 8/10s+, didnt even need to work for it but i brushed it off as i had a girlfriend
this was near the end of high school, into first 2 years of college, end up getting diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder and gaining about 70 lbs, still have a decent face but get 0 attention from girls now. (went from 180 lbs to about 250-260)
rest in peace

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>>34729399
Inb4 all the normies saying "looks dont matter just b yourself and just b confident.

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>>34729465
They can say it all they want. Literally nobody believes it.

It's a lie people tell themselves for various reasons.

But it isn't true