Just came with my ass. AMA
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>>38070413
Will you please be my boyfriend?
Y/N
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Did you squart?
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>>38070439
im a girl(male) though
>>38070455
yes actually.
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what's the shittiest way of suicide? 2017-07-01 02:47:53 Post No.38070385
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what's the shittiest way of suicide?
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I say hanging. Those seconds being depraved of oxigen, with your neck all fucked up, plus you leave a horrific image for anyone who finds you.
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bump, i want to know what suicide method is the worst for you faggots
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>>38070385
Stabbing yourself in the heart. I seriously don't know how he did it.
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just walk around in the eu lmao
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>people can track your posts by your unique file names
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>>38070338
>not using 4chan X's randomize filename filter
i shiggy diggy
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>Tfw one of my biggest fears is that some anon tracks me by what pics I post and around what time I post them.
AAAAAAA
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Is there any better feeling than the feeling of zen that one experiences after taking their weekly poop?
Why would I ever need a girlfriend when I have this simple god-given pleasure?
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>>38070303
>weekly poop
is this a NEET thing I'm unaware of?
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>weekly poop
Weekly?
Don't you eat?
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>>38070416
Nah you let it all build up and then go in one so it really fucks your prostate, y'know?
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>playing with foreskin and scissors around me
>get the urge to cut it
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>>38070294
cut it off
as a femanon nothing is more disgusting than a shriveled dick with a bag of extra skin on it
circumsized or nothing
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Once upon a time I was gonna sever my frenulum before I knew what it was
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>>38070294
That's a very natural feeling for uncut males.
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Redpill me on dick size, quick. Mine is 6 inches.
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>>38070271
6 inches will please any average woman as long as you have SOME stamina. If you can do 50 pumps without cumming, you're going to be fine.
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Girth matters a lot senpai.
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a girl once told me 8x6 was master race.
but if she aint happy with what you packing she aint the girl for you,.
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has any robots tried jelqing to increase girth? did it work? I have a good length but my girth lets me down so much, fucking pencil dick
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>>38070217
I developed blood clotting issues and microtears from jelqing. You can try but be cautious. My dick is basically broken now
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>>38070313
I think it might be worth the risk, I can't stand it
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>>38070365
I was lying. I've never tried jelqing. You really shouldn't worry about the size of your dick so much
Unless you're smashing some kind of ultra-roastie, as long as you have stamina even an average dick will please her plenty
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Hey Anon, whatcha doin for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing? It's 5 days of vacation bro, we need you to get out of your room
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>>38070119
Shut up, faggots. Can a Stacy help me get to 99 Runecrafting? Don't think so
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>>38070603
What's your stats fag.
>tfw got burnt out and haven't been on since.
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>chad on a bike just holding a dog
why?
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WHY DOES EVERY THREAD I REPLY TO DIE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES.
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>>38070112
:^) I got you bud, hope you have a nice evening and good dreams!!
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HOW DO HOLLOWS WITH DAGGERS KEEP FUCKING MY SHIT UP
HOW DO UNDEAD DOGS KEEP FUCKING MY SHIT UP
HOW DO I KEEP DYING ON THAT SMUG ASSHOLE WITH THE DAIKATANA
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>>38070149
Undead Burg?
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Does anyone else here eat ice? I personally love it. I'll fill up a cup with 4-5 ice cubes, turn on a show or youtube video, and just eat the ice. I mean, I don't chew the ice, I usually just suck on it till it's about 3 cm in volume, then I chew it into little pieces, which I swallow whole. I'm not really sure why I like it. Maybe it's the cold feeling in my mouth. Maybe it's just having something to run my tongue around. Anyways, anyone else eat ice? Pic related
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I originally love ice too
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>>38070097
I like ice-blocks.
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>>38070097
>put ice in blender
>put on ice crush
>shaved ice
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>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me: The Arizona desert
Utah or Colorado
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>>38070080
>Where do you live?
Ilinois
>Where do you want to live?
Alaska or Russia
please dont let this thread die desu
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>>38070080
>Where do you live?
Northeast US
>Where do you want to live?
With a qt gf
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>>38070080
>>Where do you live?
>Northeast US
>>Where do you want to live?
>Nevada desert
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ITT: pictures that accurately describe how you are currently feeling.
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>tfw getting drunk and eating microwave noodles on a Friday night
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Feeling pretty good desu
I'm apathetic towards everything but yet I'm happy 24/7
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>ywn go back in time and prevent yourself from looking like shit
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>tfw attractive enough that average or lower girls want you by the dozen but not attractive enough for attractive girls
>tfw would go for average girls but they don't do much for my dick
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This is bait. You are dumb.
Saged.
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>>38070052
why? it's literally my life
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>>38070070
Kill yourself you fucking FAGGOT. You original ***FAGGOT***.
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Why aren't you a Christian yet? Don't you want eternal life and a relationship with your creator?
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I already disproved Christianity to myself a long time ago.
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>>38069913
Because I'm not a sandnigger living in 65 AD?
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I don't even want to be alive now. Eternal life sounds like hell to me.
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years? What would you have answered if asked that question 10 years ago?
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No idea. I'd have said the same 10 years ago.
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>>38069883
>Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
decaying 6 feet under the ground
>What would you have answered if asked that question 10 years ago
Just remember that you only have yourself and everybody else is out for themselves, be good.
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>>38069883
As a wizard working a middle pay job about 1/5 the way to a house or something. Maybe PhD. Still living in my parents house.