>kissless virgin at 33
>only girl'friend' was in high school, so did hold hands
>23 year old
>Already fucked 22 girls on tinder
>Played football in highschool and had gf on debate team
>First kiss at 11 with family friend
>cheated on her with cheerleader
>Laughing at you faggots on a daily basis
Ask someone who has had sex before anything.
Sex is heaven and you will never understand you robots.
Kissing, grabbing whatever you want, puttin your penis in the vagina and knowing she's reacting to you.
it's the best, porn is cancer, real sex is the answer.
Just came with my ass. AMA
Will you please be my boyfriend?
I say hanging. Those seconds being depraved of oxigen, with your neck all fucked up, plus you leave a horrific image for anyone who finds you.
Stabbing yourself in the heart. I seriously don't know how he did it.
>people can track your posts by your unique file names
>not using 4chan X's randomize filename filter
i shiggy diggy
>Tfw one of my biggest fears is that some anon tracks me by what pics I post and around what time I post them.
Is there any better feeling than the feeling of zen that one experiences after taking their weekly poop?
Why would I ever need a girlfriend when I have this simple god-given pleasure?
>playing with foreskin and scissors around me
>get the urge to cut it
Redpill me on dick size, quick. Mine is 6 inches.
has any robots tried jelqing to increase girth? did it work? I have a good length but my girth lets me down so much, fucking pencil dick
I was lying. I've never tried jelqing. You really shouldn't worry about the size of your dick so much
Unless you're smashing some kind of ultra-roastie, as long as you have stamina even an average dick will please her plenty
Hey Anon, whatcha doin for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing? It's 5 days of vacation bro, we need you to get out of your room
Shut up, faggots. Can a Stacy help me get to 99 Runecrafting? Don't think so
WHY DOES EVERY THREAD I REPLY TO DIE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES.
HOW DO HOLLOWS WITH DAGGERS KEEP FUCKING MY SHIT UP
HOW DO UNDEAD DOGS KEEP FUCKING MY SHIT UP
HOW DO I KEEP DYING ON THAT SMUG ASSHOLE WITH THE DAIKATANA
Does anyone else here eat ice? I personally love it. I'll fill up a cup with 4-5 ice cubes, turn on a show or youtube video, and just eat the ice. I mean, I don't chew the ice, I usually just suck on it till it's about 3 cm in volume, then I chew it into little pieces, which I swallow whole. I'm not really sure why I like it. Maybe it's the cold feeling in my mouth. Maybe it's just having something to run my tongue around. Anyways, anyone else eat ice? Pic related
>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me: The Arizona desert
Utah or Colorado
ITT: pictures that accurately describe how you are currently feeling.
>tfw getting drunk and eating microwave noodles on a Friday night
Feeling pretty good desu
I'm apathetic towards everything but yet I'm happy 24/7
>ywn go back in time and prevent yourself from looking like shit
>tfw attractive enough that average or lower girls want you by the dozen but not attractive enough for attractive girls
>tfw would go for average girls but they don't do much for my dick