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>kissless virgin at 33
>only girl'friend' was in high school, so did hold hands

GO
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>>38070491
Fuck you, holding hands is fucking lightyears above 90% of this board.
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>>38070491

>33 year old virgin
>had a bf in high school for 1 month
>kissed on the lips with no tongue 4 times
>he dumped me and immediately came out as full blown homo
>now full blown NEET
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>>38070491
>23 year old
>Already fucked 22 girls on tinder
>Played football in highschool and had gf on debate team
>First kiss at 11 with family friend
>cheated on her with cheerleader
>Laughing at you faggots on a daily basis

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Ask someone who has had sex before anything.
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Sex is heaven and you will never understand you robots.

Kissing, grabbing whatever you want, puttin your penis in the vagina and knowing she's reacting to you.

it's the best, porn is cancer, real sex is the answer.
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Can confirm; you retards are missing out on the only good part of life.
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Am I a loser for not having done it

Im 23

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Just came with my ass. AMA
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>>38070413
Will you please be my boyfriend?

Y/N
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Did you squart?
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>>38070439
im a girl(male) though

>>38070455
yes actually.

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I say hanging. Those seconds being depraved of oxigen, with your neck all fucked up, plus you leave a horrific image for anyone who finds you.
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bump, i want to know what suicide method is the worst for you faggots
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>>38070385
Stabbing yourself in the heart. I seriously don't know how he did it.
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just walk around in the eu lmao

>people can track your posts by your unique file names
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Reply origin
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>>38070338
>not using 4chan X's randomize filename filter
i shiggy diggy
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>Tfw one of my biggest fears is that some anon tracks me by what pics I post and around what time I post them.
AAAAAAA

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Is there any better feeling than the feeling of zen that one experiences after taking their weekly poop?

Why would I ever need a girlfriend when I have this simple god-given pleasure?
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>>38070303
>weekly poop

is this a NEET thing I'm unaware of?
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>weekly poop
Weekly?
Don't you eat?
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>>38070407
>>38070416
Nah you let it all build up and then go in one so it really fucks your prostate, y'know?

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>playing with foreskin and scissors around me
>get the urge to cut it
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>>38070294
cut it off
as a femanon nothing is more disgusting than a shriveled dick with a bag of extra skin on it
circumsized or nothing
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Once upon a time I was gonna sever my frenulum before I knew what it was
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>>38070294
That's a very natural feeling for uncut males.

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Redpill me on dick size, quick. Mine is 6 inches.
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>>38070271
6 inches will please any average woman as long as you have SOME stamina. If you can do 50 pumps without cumming, you're going to be fine.
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Girth matters a lot senpai.
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a girl once told me 8x6 was master race.
but if she aint happy with what you packing she aint the girl for you,.

has any robots tried jelqing to increase girth? did it work? I have a good length but my girth lets me down so much, fucking pencil dick
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>>38070217
I developed blood clotting issues and microtears from jelqing. You can try but be cautious. My dick is basically broken now
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>>38070313
I think it might be worth the risk, I can't stand it
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>>38070365
I was lying. I've never tried jelqing. You really shouldn't worry about the size of your dick so much

Unless you're smashing some kind of ultra-roastie, as long as you have stamina even an average dick will please her plenty

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Hey Anon, whatcha doin for the 4th of July weekend? Nothing? It's 5 days of vacation bro, we need you to get out of your room
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>>38070119
Shut up, faggots. Can a Stacy help me get to 99 Runecrafting? Don't think so
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>>38070603

What's your stats fag.

>tfw got burnt out and haven't been on since.
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>chad on a bike just holding a dog

why?

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WHY DOES EVERY THREAD I REPLY TO DIE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS. EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIES.
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>>38070112
:^) I got you bud, hope you have a nice evening and good dreams!!
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HOW DO HOLLOWS WITH DAGGERS KEEP FUCKING MY SHIT UP

HOW DO UNDEAD DOGS KEEP FUCKING MY SHIT UP

HOW DO I KEEP DYING ON THAT SMUG ASSHOLE WITH THE DAIKATANA
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>>38070149
Undead Burg?

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Does anyone else here eat ice? I personally love it. I'll fill up a cup with 4-5 ice cubes, turn on a show or youtube video, and just eat the ice. I mean, I don't chew the ice, I usually just suck on it till it's about 3 cm in volume, then I chew it into little pieces, which I swallow whole. I'm not really sure why I like it. Maybe it's the cold feeling in my mouth. Maybe it's just having something to run my tongue around. Anyways, anyone else eat ice? Pic related
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I originally love ice too
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>>38070097
I like ice-blocks.
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>>38070097
>put ice in blender
>put on ice crush
>shaved ice

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>Where do you live?

>Where do you want to live?

Me: The Arizona desert
Utah or Colorado
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>>38070080
>Where do you live?
Ilinois
>Where do you want to live?
Alaska or Russia

please dont let this thread die desu
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>>38070080
>Where do you live?
Northeast US
>Where do you want to live?
With a qt gf
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>>38070080
>>Where do you live?
>Northeast US
>>Where do you want to live?
>Nevada desert

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ITT: pictures that accurately describe how you are currently feeling.
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>tfw getting drunk and eating microwave noodles on a Friday night
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Feeling pretty good desu
I'm apathetic towards everything but yet I'm happy 24/7
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>ywn go back in time and prevent yourself from looking like shit

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>tfw attractive enough that average or lower girls want you by the dozen but not attractive enough for attractive girls
>tfw would go for average girls but they don't do much for my dick
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This is bait. You are dumb.

Saged.
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>>38070052
why? it's literally my life
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>>38070031
>>38070070

Kill yourself you fucking FAGGOT. You original ***FAGGOT***.


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