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>>35581606
Make sure it's right in the jugular, no hesitation, you need to bleed out asap, try to hold on to the knife after too so you can ward off anyone trying to 'help' you

Love you too, dude

>>35581606
i hope you don't so i can steal this picture and not be sad when i look at it because its bretty funny

Or you could smoke an insane amount of DMT (100mg+), experience death of perception and association and whole oneness, and come down and have a new perspective on life and realize how foolish your perception was.

Doing that much will be an extreme shock, similar to stabbing yourself but without the pain.

I'd theorize such drastic wounds cause the release of DMT anyway.

Your problem is only one of perception.

>>35581526
Invite link to that is
https://discord.gg/M3DFYGG

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This is a /size/ discord
Giantess
Vore
RP
Lots of artists


discord.gg/txXZRSs

come on bois I need new discords

>>35581521

buy nice clothes. don't breathe through your mouth. maybe carry a briefcase. have a large penis.

>>35581521
That dude literally looks like Hank Hill.

>>35581521
White males are the only true robots. nobody else has our level of autism and absolute shit tier social skills. What went so horribly wrong? I blame the greatest generation for spoiling the fuck out of their daughters so that when the daughters grew up they raised their sons to be fucking betas. "Lol just be nice to girls anon youll do fine :))))"

>>35581511
Hearing canadians talk is so weird

>>35581525
How so?

Orange

I wish Canadians and Americans exchanged geographical location

He was a closet gay

>>35581476
He was everything I aspire to be one day.

>>35581554
A faggot?


lmaoriginality

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>mom found the Tor Browser/Browser/Downloads folder

>>35581486
>not screenshotting
It's basic shit anon

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>mom thinks you have normal sexual interests

>having an ex

Allah didn't die for this

>>35581412
drop her? like from a 30 story building?

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If you guys parted because any type of distance school/moving/job sure. If you broke up with her, no. If she broke up with you, no. If it was mutual, no.

Look into Spinoza. You might enjoy his work.

>>35581297
>lifestyle
By lifestyle do you mean the environment and upringing hard-deterministic fate dictated you should have?

>>35581297
>personality determined by genetics
Not true at all

>looks determined by genetics
Again, not true.

>intelligence
All of these things can be improved with effort. Race and height cannot

post a picture of your hand

not surprised that that isn't original

>>35581208
Not rly, 2bh

kek fuck off you dumb roastie cunt

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join the server you nigger faggots

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there is a hapa in here

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>>35581195
lain is best girl tbhq

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I am a hot ass virgin looking for a hot ass fem bot. I cant talk to people in real life so I'm resorting to r9k to ease my loneliness. Post pics and interests or whatever

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>>35581098
what the fuck are you? a nigger or some other inferior race?

>>35581098
>I am a hot ass robot
lies

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>>35581067
i dont like commies sorry

>>35581287
rude desu
original comment

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>>35581665
sorry but please go away from /r9k/ this is not communist board

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I feel like there is an essential truth to the phenomenon of comfiness. I feel like 4chan, with this popular word/meme has stumbled upon something pretty important.

>>35581091
Due to the relative youth of our species everything has a greater significance than it seems.

Assuming we don't destroy ourselves long term space travel in a metal ship and space efficient housing beyond appartment buildings are an eventuality.

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>>35581091
It's an undescribable feeling that all of humanity shares
And likely a few animals too

>>35581062
This would be impossible to accomplish in this current era.

>>35581062
Judt do it. Pack a bag and head for the country. People are generally more helpful than you imagine. As long as you are not in a border state you will have no problem. Many farmers dont use internet job ads or stupid shit. Just go and use word of mouth

>>35581095
THIS

All farms are owned by megacorporations. All small sized farms got swallowed up years ago.

>>35580989
What? I didn't know anything like this existed. Link me to an example.

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>>35581024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRwgmjn-8mE

How much longer would you guys say it'll take for convincing waifu bots to arrive?
I want to do more than look at her on a screen, I want to hold her too.