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What experiment would you want to see the results of, but will never be performed for ethical or monetary reasons?

I want to trap three foreign people in a room. They all speak different languages, but they can just barely speak English. I want to see how they would communicate, and if some sort of creole would form between them.

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just moved into my new apartment

if you have no friends then moving places is the most horrifying thing you can ever do

the last 5 days have been the worst days of my life

as I am typing this, I can only think to myself, how the fuck did I survive this shit?

I don't know guys, find friends, please. You need friends in times like this. You don't want to be alone, because then you will have to do your shit alone, and this sucks, it really fucking sucks.

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Maybe something nice will happen!

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What does being hugged by a girl who loves you feel like?

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REEEEE a girl is over my house reeeeee. I opened my door slightly and she saw me so I ran back into ny room. What do?

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I've taken 2 girls' virginity.

Ask me anything.

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>being an autist is just having chad tendencies that are mutated

how many of these are things that you're jealous of?

>no real fear of danger
>inappropriate laughing
>insensitivity to pain
>prefers to be alone
>doesn't flinch from loud sounds

These are typical masculine qualities.

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>Story time bros
Let's all discuss times we have encountered women degeneracy

>Be me
>Get new office job that pays well as an intern
>End up being friends with this cute girl there since we were both new
>She is cute, funny but basic intelligence... I can cope with this since makes up for it with a good personality and a 8/10 body and face...RARE CHIK
>After a couple months of talking and having bants at works e.g. sending funny gifs ect...On the company email server, we decided to go on a date
>1st date, amazing, we got so wasted and chilled, kissed but no fuck
>2nd date, meet my senpai, it's all going good, but still no fuck
>3rd date, i lock the deal. great fuck but suspect she does this for a living or some shit.
>5 months pass, we are officially seeing each other
>Sealed the deal, invite her to my mother wedding as my GF
>Enjoyed showing her off to my bros and senpai...coucle even tried finessing her
>Really happy I found a genuine girl and we are moving in together
>Tragedy hits
>Find out from a colleague she been cheating on me with another coworker
>808 and heartbreaks plays
>Deposit for apartment put down
>Refuse to pay after confronting her
>She sends Jock cousins to calm me down, but cousin come in and sucka punches me
>KO'ed she takes my weakass to hospital...
>Avoid her for a couple weeks at work
>Need revenge
>Makeup after a couple of months
>Decided to start seeing each other again
>Motives purely fueled by lust of vengeance
>Go to family party
>See her Aunty, and seduce her at the end of the night
>Fuck aunty which is also cousins mother
>Job welldone leave the bitch
>Get a new job
>Unable to trust women now

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So for starters if any of u guys have something going on that u just wanna bitch about throw it down below, or feel free and comment on my situation preferably make me laugh cause today has been pretty horrible.

So to sum it up i have maybe 3 friends on skype i talk to and i really only talk to 1 anymore we will call her R, i have known R for around 3 years and over the last 2 we have basically been best friends.

We would talk everyday all the time and yea i developed a little crush on her but she was across the globe and im a realist and ik it wasnt gonna work out but then she met another guy that i actually introduced them. Well long story short me and guy had a fallout and that was that never spoke again well R and him are dating now.

This has been over the last 2 months and since then she has went to visit him (which i supported her in and advocated for her to see him cause why not) the guy she is dating is a robot himself (maybe not on this board but he has diagnosed autism) either way i thought everything was fine.

NOPE


I woke up this morning checked my phone, she deleted me. Blocked me. Skype, Steam everything no word at all. So i end up messaging a mutual friend between me and her and ask him to relay wtf is going on and after a lot of headache she briefly re-adds me and basically says in short her boyfriend is hurt by her talking to me and she has to delete me.

I will put the convo as the thumbnail in this thread if ur interested

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>tfw no chubby gf to cuddle with and rub her belly

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Why is Youtube such a kike piece of shit

They always recommend me shitty fucking videos I google search once

I keep getting spammed with children's videos on how to count/draw/etc..

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I didn't want to have to make this video...

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well boys my schizo ass just told someone to kill themselves for the first time over facebook because they were dating the girl i liked. doesn't feel as good as i thought it would. any advice?

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Am I going to get robbed?

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If you guys hate Chad so much for taking your girls, why don't you date him instead?