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ive taken it upon myself to finally get my shit together and choose a career only problem is i want a comfy job that pays ok but the academic material and responsibility is low with low stress
also the biggest con ive seen being a radiation therapist is when people are labeled terminal and are gonna die people get depressed being sociopath who hate humanity doesn't fucking bother me what do you guys think im also a brainlet i think i can memorize anatomy and where stuff goes but i cant learn calculus i couldn't even pas algebra 2 in high school
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>>39282643
also want to move out of my parents house and get a cat cause they wont fucking let me do anything
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When you're an adult you'll be surprised how easy academic stuff is. Its just how much time you put into studying.

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Why does this asshole ruin it for everyone?

>peaks early on and gets all the pussy in its prime
>leaves all betas with sloppy seconds and regrets
>sets ridiculous standards for women he would never settle for, if he settles at all in the CHADDEST cases
>mini Chads just slow down in their 20-30s and become wageslaves, joining the rest of the betacuck pools of misery but double up on being deadbeat fucks who abuse the waifu tier qts they stole or just straight up suicides
>is physically tougher than most so you can't fuck with them
>even if you lifted like /fit/ he'd still get more than you as evidenced by that board
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If your main boards aren't either

/fit/
/sp/
/biz/
/o/
and/or /g/ you should just give up
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Can anyone relate to the feel of wanting to date someone in your favourite online game? Nothing sounds more appealing to me than the idea of playing my favourite game that I love with someone I love. Plus meeting them irl would be that much more rewarding.
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Welcome to r9k incorporated, tell me what makes you want to work here?
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>>39282603
money makes me want to work
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>>39282614
ok, well lets talk a bit until more people show up for the interview
i assume you are aware what we make here, we mostly produce memes, shitposting and gay porn, we used to make image macros but the got discontinued, we also used to make rare pepes but now our parent company handles those
so what makes you qualified to work here?

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>In a small room with computer, 2 monitors and a table lamp
>Hot as shit 24/7
What do you guys use to cool your rooms? Is there anything semi-cheap I can buy that's not a fan? Does a humidifier cool a room down?
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> guy gets bullied in college for tfwnogf
> can't get gf
> grows up
> eventually gets gf
> someone at the CBC thought this was news-worthy
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/campus/the-4th-year-virgin-1.3975017

> tfw taxpayer money funds this garbage
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>>39282595
its a happy story but it should be on some blog and not a news story
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>>39282698
It sheds light on the disadvantage Asian men have in the dating market, but all those cringe-y details don't belong in a national newspaper.

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Check these dubs
Thoughts?
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>>39282583
Nice try faggot. Now try another thing. First put a pistol next to your head. Push the little button. Also don't forget to get one of those little golden things from the box next to it and put it inside.

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>be 20
>Just confessed for the first time
>"That is really nice of you, thanks :) :) :) "

Fucking cunt, you clearly understood what I was saying
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She doesn't want you to murder her, whether it be with your autism or a gun.
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>year of our lord 2017
>still confessing to girls like life is one of your Japanese animes

I'm fucking her rite now bro, she says "Thanks for the free ego boost anon!"
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>>39282558
>confessing to girls

Stop that.

It's basically just "HERE ARE MY OVERBEARING AND UNREQUITED FEELINGS, YOU DEAL WITH IT NOW".

If you like a girl, you ask her out on a date to the movies. Don't write her a poem and tell her that you've been stalking her. Girls want a cool guy that they can then break through the cool guy exterior and find a hidden soft romantic. They don't want the emo boy right away.

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>Be me.
>Go to college straight after Highshool.
>Realize I can't deal with the subject as well as the pressure. (Depression and ADD)
>Drop out.
>NEET and retailfag for about 2 years.
>Get even more depressed and isolated.
>attempt to an hero. Too much of a faggot to actually end myself.
>realize I'm fucked up. Go to doctor.
>Take Prozac for ~2 months.
>Side effects fuck me up physically.
>Take Sipralex. Less physical side effects.
>Go to therapy.
>Drop going to therapy to give college another try.
>Realize nothing has changed.
>Still be an awkward little shit.
>Still hate my life
>Still see life as a burden.
>Realize no amount of medication and therapy can change who I am.
>Am about to start the whole circle again.
>Hopefully I won't be too much of a faggot this time
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>>39282552
Thanks for the look into my future OP, I just got on the ride

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It helps me keep up routines, spend less time wallowing in self pity, gives me opportunity for at least a small amount of socializing, light exercise, and I make money I feel like I deserve. Investing most of it, so within the decade I won't have to work unless I want to. I was miserable when I was a NEET, now I actually feel like I have some worth.

fite me
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You guys got any of these "ugly bf/cutie gf" couple pictures? I want to be inspired.
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clearly siblings original
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>>39282507
This shit doesn't exist anon. Fucking wake up. However you can find shit loads of land whales with top tier lads

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Post your favorites, techniques, etc.
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>>39282428
The White Man will NEVER understand how to use pulses
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>french lentil master race reporting in
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>>39282439
You know what else wont have pulses?
You're sex partners.

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How do I make money lads? Times are tough. What can a Britbong do in this world?
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>>39282398
Offer to do house work for low cash.
>shovel snow for elders.
>paint porches and fences.
>do some landscaping.
>Get a job as a garbage man.
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>>39282398
Lad they're DESPERATE for carers here, just show up at any care home. It's mind numbing work but it's decent pay
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>>39282672
How much do you get payed for it? I mean it sounds like it might be a good idea but that kind of work would probably make me off myself.

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is /nofap/ worth it? What am I set to gain from it?

I'm on day 3.
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>>39282356
It's meme fueled DudeBroScience and there's literally zero gain.
HOWEVER. Fapping in moderation (no more than 3 times a week but at least once) while ENTIRELY cutting out pornograpic material has some crazy benefits.
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>>39282457
yeah, i cut porn a week ago, cause I've read posts on 4chan that it's harmful. What are the crazy benefits you speak of? I'm aware they won't come right away
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>>39282538
It restores your bodies natural testosterone cycle so google what healthy testosterone levels does for you versus what low testosterone levels does. Beyond that excessive masturbation causes shit like balding, worsening eyes, floaters, poor blood pressure, you retain adipose tissue far easier, possibly have high less of estrogens/xenoestrogens stored in fact acting like antiandrogens, worse skin health, reduced testicular health, and reduced sperm health and count.
Masturbation in moderation can also yield better sperm health, increased muscle mass and muscle mass retention, vastly less risk of testicular and prostate cancer, better orgasms, more feeling in your dick, possibly better bladder health and control, better nightvision, reduced chance of stroke, better blood pressure, less chance of diabetes, increased metabolism, possible chance of reduction or halting of balding, better joint and bone health, and better renal system functioning.

It's basically a miracle cure that's scientifically backed.

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