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>>35521632
Ranch


or


Cooool Ranch.

>>35521632
Santy is easy choice. Comes with qt wife, comfy home, flying reindeer and an army of midgets

>>35521801
An Santie is easy? How so?

>>35521607
I've been in the same boat and am trying to lose weight and eventually get fit. Remember fat leads to increase estrogen lmao. I'm not even working out just cutting calories. Maybe one day I'll be ugly and hated instead of fat, ugly, and hated.

Maybe one day we'll make it.

>>35521607
You are right we can't and i am not going to try because i have my own problems

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>>35521607
Take antidepressants and drink from time to time. That is what I do and it keeps the sad thoughts mostly away let me enjoy stuff like vidya.

>>35521605
those animal hats look so fucking retarded

>that one alt-chad with the beard, long hair, ripped jeans and boots
>covered head to toe in scribbles but somehow has a great job

daily reminder that no matter how much of a retarded clown chad is he will ALWAYS succeed

>>35521652
He probably has technical skill that a cpany needs.......Despite having tattoos

>>35521586
Fuck your thread, what I want to know is: how does a cat get that fucking fat, and why don't they just lose some fucking weight if they're that miserable????

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>>35521586
yeah fuck you, help that cat faggot instead of whining idiot

>>35521586
high testosterone results in hair loss, there is no win without fail

fuck off inbred hillbilly

Disgusting.

I smoke american spirits on occasion because I like the taste, but I can't imagine doing dip.

>>35521539
You ok man?

totes oregano

>>35521476

In the past intelligence meant life or death

Now even stupid survive

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>>35521476

>In the past intelligence meant life or death
Now even stupid survive

Intelligence in the past I mean before civilization was a sign of weakness, therefore it was bread out. With society though and seatbelts.. everybody gets to breed! So more intelligent genes are selected because it takes intelligence to navigate society and ultimately breed. But strength always gets selected REGARDLESS

>>35521476
Because natural selection is short sighted, its never about who is smart or who is the fittest, but the on who breed the most win.

Intelligent people tend to do not breed or breed rarely, while dumb do not thing in long term and just fuck without condom.

>>35521450
Because women have only ever made my life worse.

>>35521450
>in your league
NEVER!

girls DROOL

Excuse me, miss? You've got a bit of Nickelodeon Gak on the corner of your pussy.

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>>35521684
I'll get it for you sweetie.

I bet that cardigan smells clean and fresh, like its right out of the dryer. I want to rub my face over it and feel it like scratch against my face.

>>35521434
Emma Watson is the only celebrity I masturbate to besides Kim K and Nicki Minaj but for Emma it's different. She has no sexy pics or videos. She's pure. It's love.

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>>35521434
>>35521461
>>35521487
Emma with her Asian boyfriend fjdsad

>>35521425
>no gf
>no friends I can trust
>hate everyone
>getting shit degree
>no hobbies
>spend my time reading sad shit and crying
>no future whatsoever
Its obvious as fuck what path awaits me. Just gotta wait until January again, inject myself with alcohol to reduce temperature sensitivity, find lonely place and get frozen to death.

If you hate how you're life is going and want change you need to force it bud. If you're gpa sucks find new ways to improve it for example study more ask help from teachers. I was in the same place dude but then I realized sitting around feeling sorry for myself just made things worse. Also another thing even if you try and fail people will notice that you're making an effort. I have a C in math and my teacher has told me she appreciates how hard im working. If you are not good at anything be a hard worker cause people value that over skill especially in the profesional world. And u will be skilled the harder you work so there are only benfits in the long run.

>>35521425
I never knew that Monroe committed suicide, especially so young.

>>35521410
wow... it must really suck to have everything.

>>35521410
he is definitely /ourguy/.
but btw. hes not russian, jic your filename was serious.

>>35521410
So you`re hinting that Notch was a robot?

>>35521329
I don't hate pol, I browse it pretty often actually.
The real question is: why are you using 2011 memes?

>>35521329
>claim to be redpilled
>spend every day full of hate and anger because someone has a different colour of skin or because a man wants to like a man

Right...

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>>35521329
>a board where white males
Stopped reading there. /pol/ is hardly white.

>>35521327
I do tho

Also don't open AMA threads if you're not going to answer anything, asshole

>>35521327
Because every time I'd smoke weed I'd ask myself what the fuck i'm doing with my life.

>>35521327
made out with a 50 year old blonde milf at a bar last weekend

her daughter was next to her

>>35521295
Yellow fever faggot. No Asian girl would ever fuck you. White women absolutely reject you.

>>35521295
Pls everyone quit this "asian gf" meme.
Asian girls are not that good.

>>35521295
Hahahahaha

Lol @ your narrow little foreskin issue

Hahaha

Hey, look on the bright side

Your penis is so small, even a pinhole should accommodate it

Plus, it's not like you were ever going to USE that ironically small appendage, anyway...

Here's something to keep you busy:

http://www.renaissanceplasticsurgery.net/non-surgical/vectra-3d/

It's a virtual breast creator

Now you can actually know what they look like

>>35521261
>doesn't fap for a week
>cum is colored yellow

>>35521261
>fap
>come back to reality

utter disgrace

Alas, my cum cries for release