I am now accepting gf applications.
Please form an orderly line. Don't worry, every applicant will be gotten to.
Cute twink gf (male) here, I'll date you if you pay for my HRT
>>37665104
Why would I apply if I don't even know who you are? Present yourself
>tfw can't lost my virginity because I can't keep an erection long enough to fuck a girl and cum
What the fuck do I do?
>>37665084
viagra? idk google it
nofap
I'm not joking, don't touch your dick for at least 3 weeks and you'll be cured
What color could her eyes be?
>>37665060
I hope they're blue and the lighting is making them appear darker.
>>37665060
looks like this girl i know
>be hungry
>start eating
>almost immedietly after taking first bite want to shit
How is it possible?
bump for digestive abnormalities. here have shore pic
>>37665035
>be hungry
>eat half a ham sandwich or half a salad
>get full
>parents tell me to finish it because they think I'm "anorexic"
>>37665259
you probably have just shrinked stomach
>that feel when you realize that anime isn't real life
>mfw people who complain about having no gf develop feelings towards a 2D virtual image created by someone who they will likely never meet
How the fuck do you spell Brittany?
why are all brittanys whores?
>>37664995
Because all women are whores
Tbo
>Brittany
really makes my ween hard
>that kid who changed the letters on there school board
>mfw I am getting a girl and her aunt
>mfw you're a KHV
Was Tumnus a robot?
Did any robots ever play the original MineZ mod for Minecraft? I played it around 2012 and had a ton of fun, I came back to it a little while ago and the server that runs it is dying and the gamemode hasn't been updated in years. Feels bad man.
>>37664965
Minez was the shit. I remember getting iron armor and just being op. Also the first time I saw the giant under that waterfall was a magical moment
>>37664965
Used to. Haven't logged in since july 2013. 4 fucking years man. Thanks for making me feel even more nostalgic than i already did 5 minutes ago
my friend said i am detoriorating
To the anon that talked about killing himself. I tried to find you on skype but your contact didnt come up in search as you described. Your thread died so I hope you didnt do it.
>>37664914
He died. Stop searching now.
>Have you seen my bra, anon?
>>37664903
Those are actually alright, for black tits.
Can't even remember the last time I saw a black woman irl.
Who /unconcious troll/ here?
>Just shitpost randomly and say stupid shit that gets guaranteed (You's).
>Dont even think about it, I just do, I type bullshit so fast I sometimes surprise myself with it
I dont know why I do it really, it's just fun to say retarded shit on purpose or it entertains me or brings me joy somehow
Hmmw ell i guess im the only one
I should maybe do less internet
>>37664850
>>37665357
>troll
>less internet
never post again in fact preferably kill yourself and go back to 9faggot or whatever fucking retarded site you came from. fuck off and die
>>37665476
But i've been here for years
dont bully me :(
why people can't mind their own buisness?
>be me
>take a walk outside at completely random times
>try to avoid people as possible
>neighbor tells my dad about my walk patterns
>whatthefuck.jpeg
why can't people mind their own fucking business? i hate this fucking normie world