Only answer if experienced pls ty
https://www.strawpoll.me/12287199
no. if you do she will expect you to cum really fast going into it so she will be less patient
i lost my virginity to an escort
no need to tell them they will probably notice by the way you treat them
my escort was very understanding and even gave me a discount
>hire an escort for my birthday as a gift to myself
>sweating bullets by the time i head to the location she told me to go
>had to stand on one foot and other shit to verify it was me
>head to the front entrance of her apartment
>i'm greeted by a thicc Colombian cutie in her bathroom robes
>we start with a little small talk and coffee
>we head to her bedroom and immediatly get to buisness
>we start kissing me
>stops to tell me that i kiss funny
>at this point i'm about to pass out and confess i'm a virgin
>she smiles at me at says she could tell
>says she will take it slow just for me
more in the next episode
>>34697602
>had to stand on one foot and other shit to verify it was me
lmao
>Clinton as a candidate
>at all
Where was Bernie, again? Oh right, cheated out of the nomination by the Democrats
Make no mistake, guys. Trump's presidency is a shitshow. But it was also the only choice, as long as you don't like government corruption
As much as I wish Bernie won, he would have lost the primaries if he wasn't cheated. He didn't appeal to middle aged and old people. He didn't appeal to minorities. Hillary had a bigger appeal among women.
Also, >>>/pol/
>>34697436
politics should be discussed on >>>/pol/
>>34697459
>>34697457
>going to the trump hugbox
>going to /pol/
I just wanted to see the reaction I was gonna get here
Is commiting soy sauce the right decision? Also: trips decide if I should commit soy sauce
>>34697433
Those tits are bangin'. She seems a bit bland though. Probably sucked and fucked her way through college.
Anyways, don't do it OP.
>>34697433
It is the right decision but you wouldn't do it even if I got trips.
Yes. I quote Seneca: "You wish to know where you will be after death? Where you were before birth."
Just make sure you use an efficacious method like shotgun or hanging.
>My life is a fucking joke.
>Seriously, I'm pathetic. I hate the idea of living so much, I can't fucking fit in, and I'm miserable all the time. I "cope" is by joking about my chronic depression to make myself forget that it's actually real and snorting heroin 3-5 times a day.
>I'm a poly-drug addict. If it gets me high and relaxes me, I'm all for it. Weed, I smoked daily for months before I got back into dope. I liked how it made me hungry and it made shit funny, but it made me too paranoid and it was too obvious. Benzos were great. I think. I don't remember fucking shit. Just made me act drunk and forget 3 weeks of my summer. Woo-hoo. Alcohol is a pain in the ass to hide and it tastes awful. It all points back to heroin in the end. I'll do a drug but inside I'll just be wishing it was heroin.
>It's my first day of school tomorrow. I'm picking up a bundle later. This is what I've been wanting the past 5 months. Sweet, sweet heroin.
Are girls broken after they hit hard drugs?
how stupid can you be to do heroin without killing yourself immediately after
heroin is on my "fuck it, might as well" list right before i commit suicide
>>34697411
Yes and No.. it honestly really depends if its just your habit or what CAUSED you to get one.. heroin use really goes both ways on this one.. some people are just bored others are medicating something a whole lot worse
You're only snorting it.. calm down faggot
Also why the fuck arent you shooting it? If you are going to put down the money and get a habit at least do it right you joker.
>>34697426
DARE goes a bit too far but hard drugs FUCK YOU UP HARD.
>tfw you cum and think about how badly you need to get your shit together
>>34697359
Nice meme
Have another
>tfw you cum and the fantasy is over and you're alone in your room again
those thoughts disappear when you reach wizard level
wizards fap with a clean conscience.
Who are the 5 in your head?
>obsessive
>compulsive
>manic
>depressive
>guilty
>judgemental
>spiteful
>anger
>happyness
>fear
>where
>are
>my
>drugs
>damnit
>sloth
>envy
>pride
>lust
>greed
Gluttony is in my stomach and wrath is kind of a constant warmth in the background.
who else /furfag/ here? pretty comfy desu
Are you an actual suiter or do you just lurk and appreciate the art?
me, but why do you have to make a thread about it?
>>34697371
>>34697372
Yes and of course because it's comfy
>you will never eat eskimo ice cream made of nothing but animal fat, snow, and berries
>>34697319
fuck no dude.. fucking fuck no
Fucking polar gooks jesus christ.. godamn snow monkeys
>>34697319
plz stop reminding me, I can't handle these feels right nao
>>34697319
Ice cream is milk, heavy cream and sugar.
It's literally the same shit, dude.
>constantly angry 24/7
How the fuck do I stop being so pissed off all the time? Everything about life just seems so fucking wrong and unnatural. I hate everything about working to pay a university so you can study for tests so that you can get a degree and (maybe) get paid more after you complete your second degree because just having a bachelors means fuckall in this economy
Sometimes I just want to run naked into the woods and start catching rabbits with stick spears. And if I die during the first winter, it'll still be better than all this bullshit
>>34697316
Yeah growing up sucks, that's why I didn't
>>34697316
>Sometimes I just want to run naked into the woods and start catching rabbits with stick spears
then do it. or go to trade school. or community college that costs virtually no money. or whore your boypussy out for money. there are alternatives to wageslaving and going into jew debt for a 5 year degree you have no interest in. if you're going to a legitimate university for anything other than a hard STEM degree that you have tons of passion for then you're wasting your time
>>34697316
channel your anger into collapsing the institutions that roused your fury
>"Anon, are you okay?"
I'm not. I'm not okay. But you can't tell them that.
nobody likes a debbie downer
>>34697310
>I'm not. I'm not okay. But you can't tell them that.
why not?
zapata marconi
>best friend asks me this
>knows I love corgis and will text me gifs of corgis to try and get my attention
>usually it works
>cant lie to him
>hes constantly worried about me
>worried that he'll "defriend" me for describing whats "wrong" all the time
Has a girl ever expressed interest in you in any way?
a few who i wasn't interested in
I've had a few girls express interest in me and any girlfriend I have had was because they showed interest in me first. Thought this all stopped in high school and any girl that shows interest I just blow it by not going for it :/
No, never. At least I don't think so. I would fucking know I can't pick up on social cues.
This is the guy that wants to fuck my girlfriend. Should I let him? I'm not even sure if this pic is legit
Oh its this guy again, and holy fuck is that his unerect dick fuck my unerect dick isn't even a fraction of that.
>>34697226
This, I've never understood how nigs dicks are so huge even when they are floppy. When I'm even half erect my dick shoots upwards so I have no idea what level this black guy is on.
A dick like that makes me wish I was your girl.
>girl tries to wrap her arm around you or hug you
>flinch or try to move away
Anyone else here hate being touched?
>>34697175
I love being touched but I still flinch. I also suck at hugging on the rare opportunity that someone offers me one I just kind of give them a pat on the back. :(
What's wrong with me?
>>34697175
I worry about my organs
>>34697196
>tfw whenever a girl touches you your body goes
>CODE RED CODE RED DEFCON 5 GET THE FUCK AWAY
>heat up and heart races really fast
Hate being autistic desu.
>Stuff from the early 2000s is now viewed as a bygone, archaic time
>Videos from that era now look so outdated that they may as well have been made in the 80s
>There are now people in college who don't even remember that time
>2010 was a full 7 years ago and it only feels like 2, and we're almost at 2020 already
Does this feel depressing and surreal to anyone else?
>>34697146
>may as well have been made in the 80s
Are the 80's like a long time ago or something?
>there are people on this website RIGHT NOW who werent even alive when 9/11 happened
>ps3 is now considered retro and may as well be an atari
What other websites apart from 4chin do you browse daily?
>>34697085
>What other websites apart from 4chin do you browse daily?
youtube
that's about it
>>34697085
i try to hit all of them at least once.
Rateyourmusic and Myanimelist. Mostly for sorting stuff like an autist and finding new stuff to waste my time on.