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there's a 50/50 that she will be ugly to your standards

at least you know her?

>>37567543
West:
If you're attractive and/or have a social status you can get married to a woman/man of your liking.

East/Pakieast:
Women: married off to old and possibly ugly/old as fuck men that have social power. That is if the girl is lucky and doesn't end up alone and virgin until her humiliating and lonely death.

Men: good luck getting laid unless your parents are rich. Even so you're not getting married before 30 and it's usually not your choice.


In essense: arranged marriage would NOT solve your problems, nothing will.

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Do you hate nature? That's how you know it failed you. Burn and kill everything you see specially normals.

that was hard to read and sounds like you completely fucked it up

>meet girl at event
>ask her out
>bar hop around city one night
>she comes back after date, just casually hook up and dont fugg
>second date we go for drink, she comes back and is all over me, no condom so no fugg again
>comes over next night for dat neetflix n chill
>gets super awkward and she leaves halfway through movie without saying why
>gives some generic excuse
>go out next night with friends and her friends
>kinda awkward, felt like she was being distant
>later on im wasted and she asks if she can stay at mine that night
>i say no for some completely fucked up reason, just wasnt thinking
>next day she tells me i was the one acting weird
>now she wont text me back

i knew i was gonna fuck it up but how did i do it so quickly fml fellas

>>37567574
I shouldnt have ever been on that date desu. The coworker is a friend's niece and is sort of off limits even though shes really cool.

Props for resisting the satan taco sorcery though

>>37567964
no one is off limits just blow her back out

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>>37566945
>you know what that means...

Originalopeepee

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>>37566945
>day instantly gets better after seeing this thread

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>>37567307
kakyoin brings happiness

>How is this okay?

Because the majority of mammals, humans included, operate through female-gated sexual selection

It's l i t e r a l l y basic biology, get used to it

I'm bi and hate to break it to you lads, but roasties are right on this. Think of being short as the same as being ugly for women.

>>37566900
it's not your height dude. nobody really cares that much about height and if there's a girl who is obsessed with height there's gonna be another one who just doesn't mind.
it's your personality you need to work on. most of all you just need to start trying instead of avoiding rejection by any means possible or rejecting yourself before you have even tried.

I'm a D.Va main. Link that shit so I can live among my brethren

>>37566862
I got kicked outta there for being too "negative". The mods are ass.

Overwatch is lame
>Blizzard nerfing Roadhog
so glad I didn't buy after free weekend

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>>37566699
Hahaha! I am finally the first in one of these threads!

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>>37566721
your chart is better than mine

Don't stop the bump

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>>37566573
people calling others "racist" when they clearly arent

takes power away from the word from real racists like me

I can't get the words senpai, thot, and based out of my head.

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>>37566573
>things normies ruined

lives

most people have very rigid approach to how things should be done.

my mom cleans the floor every morning with a vacuum cleaner even tho a mop would be more effective, this is not something i can debate with logic

>>37566555
Card giving is a tradition and we all know what happens to those who go against tradition. It's also considered just the polite thing to do.

>Nice trips

>>37566555
yeah i sort of learned that from my parents
doing what people want you to do > logic apparently

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>you got some more in the back?
>can you check behind the shit all the way at the top
>I'm retarded and can't read pricetags, please tell me why this expensive item isn't dirt cheap

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>>37566459

i've actually made that joke once before

i'm sorry

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>Read that wagies hate this joke
>Tell wagies this joke on purpose any opportunity I get

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>>37566430
I finally got the same eyes b-brother....

NIGETE, NIGETE

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>>37566430
>tfw ur clan of qts is ded

May you find peace on your journey.

>>37566231
I've worked at Walgreens once, it's really not that bad.

The work isn't hard, it's a bit boring most of the time but it's money and the job is simple. It's also good customer service experience to handle normies.

Good luck, anon.

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>>37566264
Thanks. Hopefully my journey will be fun and exciting for once,
>>37566276
Good. I worked at Academy for a while, and the place was so damn hectic in footwear. Ready for a job that isn't so rapidfire all the time.

yeah they were just fucking with him and he joined in the joke instead of being desperate

>>37566239
This. If he'd ventured out to meet them somewhere they for sure would have stood him up or otherwise found a way to humiliate them.

I think he handled the situation really well.

>>37566278
What if the girls really were lonely and all wanted him?

>>37566021
living her life, because females literally live a life of no consequences.

>>37566021

Dead from drug use.

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>>37566021
>23 year old
Jesus christ, I know the legal age is 18 but it never fails to make me just stop and think about shit when I see that. I'm 23 and despite thinking of myself as young, I still look at people younger than me as like... little kids or something. I can't personally fathom doing porn in any sense at my age, much less when I was 18, so I always just feel weird whenever I see someone my age or younger doing that.
I know people live different lives and have different values but still, it's just one of those things I can't really wrap my head around like doing heroin some shit.

>india not collapsed by 2030
kek

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>>37565692
B-but India will be superpower by 2020

>>37565692
India by 2030 will be a superpower of poo production and consumption

Mark my words.

he's not bad looking. why the obsession?

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>be me
>get quads
feels good

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>>37565575
>5
okay why the fuck is the board moving so fast