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>>36124854

Go for bi chicks

>>36124854
CORRECTIVE RAPE
The best fetish

>>36124905
I don't like the idea of rape. I watched a porn with rape role play and it scarred me.

http://www.slutload.com/video/japanese-lesbian-sex/etKjSdbfIUc/

that kid who shit in the sink. twas me.senior year.got expelled. nobody will believe this

>that kid who shit himself in class and his ear bones fell out

>that kid that took the classroom pet baby chickens and squeezed them to death to see what was inside.

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>>36124698
purposely*

>pretend to be a normie with gf and sex threads so I can draw out the normies and other normie pretenders into one or two threads, essentially containing them in their own little shit threads so all of /r9k/ can rest easy in other threads
who /heroic/ here?

>>36124765
>mfw i pretend to be a normie and pretend to fall for your bait threads but im well-aware of your intentions

dont think i dont know about you

>>36124622
haha I hate myself

and I smell piss

also yes

>>36124706
>also yes
B-BUT dont have a fursona OR WANT OT WEAR A FURSUIT

>>36125261
Haha I hate myself

It's always rad


No

Once politics and culture wars took over

Once you had done the same thing over and over again for years.
Anything and everything gets boring overtime if you do it all the time.
t:factual information

>>36124580
Partly this.
>>36124618
Mainly this. You just grew up. When you grow up things become less fun. Simple as.

>>36124534
You can't have sex in space. They did studies.

There's probably cameras in every section of the space station, it would be hard to find a place.

>>36124534
they don't risk it because cum becomes sentient in space

>urinate into toilet bowls

>have sex with another person

>become born again virgins

>Who browses /r9k/?
People browse it, no need for a survey.

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I'm going to lie in this poll, as always, using many votes to lie as much as I can. And you can't do anything about it you homo.

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There was a thread just like this that died earlier. I'm on to you.

by far the worst messaging application normies use.

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>"Hold on anon I need to maintain my streaks!"

>>36124440
Do you all just hate everything basically?

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>>36124341
Pic related is my profile

>I want to take you out this week, give me your snapchat

>>36124370
I dont have snapchat

>>36124201
I used to be, it was a form of an addiction even.
If i didnt cut myself for awhile, i would start thirsting for it, all of my thoughts were directed to " i need to cut myself, when is my mom going to bed"

As far as women go, ugh i dont know i have scars across my whole lower arm, chicks at college i talk to dont even notice. And the only woman that did notice was cutting herself too so i dont know. Some could take an issue with it but some might wanna talk to you bout it n thats bout it

>>36124201
>tfw no cutfag bf to gently kiss his scars and tell him that everything will be okay from now on

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I cut from time to time. Been doing it for about 6 years, occasionally having like 6month breaks.
I made the mistake of messing up my left arm so I keep doing it on it, it looks quite hideous and any girl ever would probably puke at the sight of it.

I don't do it because I'm sad or anything, I just enjoy the feeling. It feels good man.

>>36124196
we sure didn't. Stay gone.

>>36124346
But I'm still a virgin! I can't leave forever.

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>reddit tier feature
Please, please stay in /b/.

What we need is a learning AI or a much more efficient bot, also bring back the matching picture block but extend it to visually similar pictures.

>>36124160
>le burp man
get out of here reddit

Earth sucks.

ew dont call rick and morty a reddit show

I need something to stare at in between vidya matches.

>burnt out from manual labor because I'm a wagecuck
>zero energy to do anything but vegetate in front of the computer
>in constant pain
The American Dream sure is great.

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Money's tight

29 i noticed i started going bald around 26. i have a high forehead.

About 24 when it started receding. I was around a Norwood 2 but the hair started getting thinner too. I shaved it off about 4 months ago and grew a beard. It's okay. I'd rather have hair though.

Why not wear a toupee if you don't want to shave it all off?