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I hope so :3c

>>36767733
>sound caucasian

what the fuck does that even mean?

>>36767733
>surprised that people prefer the racial group that enlightened the world.
Stupid nigger needs to sit down and have an old think.

You will fail. She'll just immidiatly see you as a beta orbiter cunt. Why are you even trying?

>>36767557
It's not that I even like her, I just want to compliment her bag cause I think it's cool.

Just say
>Oi have you seen Love & Monsters, It's the greatest episode of the TV show Doctor Who.

>>36767440
12, and shove one up your pooper.

Smoke it with a fruit pipe you massive sket

>>36767440
50
Vayvskbsvyvya

Death by proxy, i'd say cop but that would also be sus. I suggest saying you're going on a date with a black girl, going out to the nigger hood in your area, with the wrong color T-shirt, and just start shit. Try to steal a nigger's 40 oz. or something. They'll think you were actually about to get some and that you died protecting your imaginary girl from hood thugs.

nicotine overdose is really easy

>>36767541
I live in australia without 'hoods' and shit like that.

what the fuck is porn juice?

>>36767325
dont go over 500 callories a day if you want to lose weight. just remember. fatties arent human.

>>36767349
P O M

pomegranate juice
>>36767352
does a bit of wine and juice sound like less than 500? could i have a snack or something if its low cal?

>>36767311
When women are scared (or nervous) they tense up and it makes sex painful. Sometimes it's hard to calm down enough to make it pleasurable with consensual sex, not to mention rape. I think sex isn't as automatically great for women as it is for men, generally speaking.

>>36767311
It's pretty normal for girls to get orgasms during rape. That doesn't mean there isn't massive psychological trauma though.

>>36767311
Assuming you mean actual "held down and fucked silly" rape and not "hook up drunkenly so it's rape", I'm not sure how that could be enjoyable.
What >>36767498 said is true apparently, although I can't really imagine how physical stimulation can override the pain/fear/disgust of the whole business, but it's a thing apparently.
I suppose if you just let him do his thing, don't struggle, and pray it's over soon, it might not be as bad as it could be, but it's probably still pretty far from enjoyable.
I've worked at a woman's shelter a month last summer and there's some really horrifying shit going on. On the other hand you have women who falsely accuse men of rape for God knows what reason, which in itself is an incredibly shitty thing to do but it also takes credibility away from actual victims, so, twice shitty.

unironically daddy issues
male influences in the family influence relationships with males in the future

>>36767282
For me it's because when I like someone I always want to talk to and be with them so I think if they don't feel the same way then they must not really like me or like me as much as I like them and that's dissapointing.

>>36767339
same, and im not a girl..
feels bad being a dude and being this needy

>>36767207
politely respond that i forgot my gardening tools home.

>>36767207
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP*

grsuofhiaey

>>36767207
Fuck her. As if hair is going to stop me

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>>36767124
>I came here because
You're under arrest. All new immigrants must go through the proper process. Sit on the virginity checking machine.

>>36767186
>anime

ya dun goof'd

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Silence, nonvirgin. We don't like your kind over here desu.

why is this like a business transaction

why do we exist seriously

>>36767089
Idk man I'm ugly as sin too

>>36767073
>Am I being asked to be a bull? What do I do?

that's a man dumbass

About 1/4 of my comments on here are LARPing, and maybe 1/10 of my posts are mostly true but slightly exaggerated to be honest.

A lot on here. At least once every few days. I'll pretend to have a political opinion I don't actually have and defend it just for fun or because my position is something that you can't really have a rational argument with. I usually pretend to get really worked up over it too.

>>36767019
I did it once and felt like a giant faggot and never did it again.

Explain

orangutan

>brother found the penis snapes

>scoob zoinks my jeenkies in the mystery van

I still don't know how to whistle wth

How do you do it

>>36766997
I can roll forwards and backwards...

Rolling backwards is harder because I was less used to it.

>>36767212
When you are rolling backwards, don't roll straight on your head, you'll sprain your neck.
Do it like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq2ph1hgAM0

Fuck man do you think im in a position to have standards?

I'd have her and i'd love her

hell yeah id take it. imagine the sex

>>36766974
>cute
>fat
choose one

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>>36766967
Comfy house all to myself :)

Money gives you freedom

>>36767017
Agreed. That is why I loved inheriting it when my parents died. It was already paid for, and I get enough in NEETbux to live comfortably.

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>>36766967
Good morning neetcuck, you're up early. Might want to go back to bed, don't want to be tired today