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>Parents gave me three weeks to get a job or else
What are some jobs that require minimal social interaction?
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>>35427574
Poopoo collector!
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>>35427585
Grow up, idiot
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>>35427615
You first niggerfucker
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>tfw you dress up as a girl for the first time in public and a guy says you're really pretty and wants your number
S-So this is what it's like to be a girl..
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>>35427445
>you dress up as a girl for the first time in public and a guy says you're really pretty and wants your number
d-does that actually happen to girls?
I wish I looked more like a girl desu ne...
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This is what anime does to you. Use OP as an example to never watch anime, anons. It's not an excuse.
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>>35427594
>This is what anime does to you. Use OP as an example to never watch anime, anons. It's not an excuse.
but what if I want this to happen to me
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hi. im a girl who wants a boyfriend that's into dominant girls. im a thicc/chubby girl and i like smothering guys, making them feed me, making them eat me out, hitting them, making them drive me around. how do i find this? i cant find young guys into this
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>>35427236
try comic con
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>>35427236
just ask basically anyone from here, a lot of robots (including me) are really into that shit.
unless you're just baiting, which is probably more likely.
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Can i be your bf?
I'm not a guy but i'm a girl that kind of looks like a boy, does that work
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How the fuck do normies shower so fast? By the time I'm done washing and conditioning my hair and about to wash my body, Norman is already out and dry. Do normalfags just get wet and get out? I don't get it.
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>>35427092
It takes faster to shower when you're not autistic
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>>35427134
>It takes faster
O-okay
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>>35427092
Hip in the shower. Kick on water. Lather up your warsh rag, rub that all over your fucking body to lather. Hold head under water, lather the shampoo, rinse it. Turn off water and dry. All in all take like 5 minutes
>turned 30 today
>still never had a girlfriend
I guess I'm a wizard now.
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>>35427060
Congratz. I bet you will become an extremely powerful one.
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>>35427060
learn any sweet spells anon?
I just want the three unforgivable curses so I can torture the normies who made fun of me
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Can you cast a spell and kill me
Original fucking oregano fucking filter
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I'll start:
>berserk
>welcolm to the nhk
>serial experiments lain
>hellsing
>tokyo ghoul
>bleach
>DBZ, yu yu hakusho (and other 90s super long famous anime)
>chaika the coffin princess
>that one pyrokinesis witch anime
>that one anime with a soul snatching scythe and cat witch
>lucky star
>that one cod anime
>grave of the fireflies
>every anime movie by studio ghibli after disney partnership
>one punch man
>cowboy beep pop
>ghost in a/the shell
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>>35426623
ok but overrated or not yyh was still good
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>>35426623
currently watching serial experiments lain due to all the systemspace stuff, and when does it get watchable?
I'm up to episode 5 and its the slowest thing I've ever seen, nothing has happened.
a girl killed herself and the main character bought a new computer, wtf?
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>>35426623
>>cowboy beep pop
>>ghost in a/the shell
you watch your mouth. both those animes are gems
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>tfw no bf that will travel to fuck me
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where Iive
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Your bf's weak, get another one.
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>>35426621
>tfw no bf that will travel to fuck me
seconding this
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When I met a guy who is shy, sweet, and kind, I think that this is a great thing, and that he's enlightened. This is exactly my type.
BUT (and this has happened many times to me) he's got a good friend/best friend whos a typical 'alpha' douchbag who hits on me instantly and always buts him down yet the sweet guy still clings to him as a friend.
This is honestly the most beta and disgusting thing I've ever seen a guy do.
Because in my mind it indicates he's pathetic. That he's not actually kind because he's wise and enlightened, he's kind because he's pathetic and just looks up to a horrible person and wants to be like him. He's one of those 'nice guys' who just say they are nice because they have nothing to offer.
I stay far away from 'nice guys' who have any kind of toxic masculine influence in their lives.
Ladies, keep all this in mind ESPECIALLY with /r9k/ robots. Because they often look really nice at first. It's just a facade hiding a guy who's like Elliot Rodgers. Eliot is their God for a reason. He's a guy who's literally been handed everything in life but nothing is good enough for him, he hides who he really is by playing the victim.
This has been a PSA.
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>>35426579
>and always buts him down yet the
*puts him down.
Basically if a guy looks and seems nice but has an alpha friend he's probably actually the worse kind of douche bag.
Always judge people by the company they keep.
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>>35426579
Yeah, god forbid the beta guy doesn't want to rock the fucking boat and defend some bitch he doesn't know against Chad Thundercock. I bet you fucked Chad afterwards.
GTFO ROASTIE
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>>35426579
Well good thing I have no friends and think Elliot was a delusional Chad piece of shit. So what's your argument against me now? According to your post you have none and would consider me a potential mate.
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>janitor deletes the trap thread
>lets the mommydom/thicc shit slide even though it's spammed every fucking day, because /pol/fags don't bitch about it
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There's a million traps threads spammed here every hour and they get deleted because enough people report them.
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>>35426499
>trap threads get deleted
>/pol/ threads are allowed to stay up
>cuck threads are allowed to stay up
>porn threads allowed to stay up
Mods are shit
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>>35426602
>the report button is a downvote
Do you think you would be happier if you had religion in your life?
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Nah. Just keep vampiring me.
Tiring, isn't it? But I am delicious.
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>>35426471
No. Religion doesn't fix severe depression m8. Lexapro is doing a good job helping though.
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I was happier with religion in my life.
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>tfw parents just found out while I was getting an ID that I was officially registered as a girl on my birth certificate
>tfw the government officials are saying it would be easier for me to transition than for them to change the paperwork
my parents and the people at the DMV say I have to transition >_<
I-I'm scared guys... what should I do?
being a girl could be ok, I guess...but it's such a big change, I'm scared :c
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>>35426165
Lol get some help dude. You are mentally ill. The same logic that justifies gays and trans justifies pedos. I bet you're against pedos. Therefore you can't even justify yourself. You need professional help before it's too late.
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>>35426191
it's bait you mong
origami
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>>35426191
get outta my porn thread, niglet
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I WANT EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT TRUMP TO BE DISSOLVED IN ACID
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASE GOD MAKE IT HAPPEN
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fascist pig
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trump is a nazi
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>>35426109
This would solve a lot of problems. Like all the retards in the world would be gone. No more liberals. No more Islam. No more illegal immigrants.
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I honestly don't believe any girl here that says she can't get a boyfriend. It's not hard you know?
I literally followed some dude on Tumblr and told him I like video games and anime and after 3 days he became my boyfriend, he doesn't even know what I look like. So what exactly is your excuse?
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>>35425955
>girl
*girl (male)
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It's easy for girls to get a boyfriend. But it's not always easy to get a Chad. Most girls are holding out for a Chad, even the 4/10 geeky girls.
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>>35425955
w2c this outfit I can't wear for anyone
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>tfw no cute Japanese bf
why is this whole country so CUTE?
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>>35425916
Honestly mate east Asians are barely human.
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>>35425926
>t. 300 pound lardsphere
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>>35425926
True enough. But desu, 99.99999991% of the global population is barely human/is subhuman.
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>want to have food delivered to my house
>don't want to interact with the delivery man
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>>35425804
Sometimes you just gotta do it!
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I do UberEATS because you're supposed to meet them on the street. I hate delivery people coming to my actual door. UberEATS literally the food just comes through the window and that's it.
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>pay with credit card
>under "any special instructions?" Write "knock twice and leave food at door
I've done this hundreds of times and they always comply. They're just as happy to not have to interact with you.