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>>36947446
>The Alt Right seems to have a "we wuz" relationship with ancient Greece and Rome.

The difference here being that white people actually were those things, and it was impressive.

Nigs just pretend they were Egyptians, and that being the "king" of a primitive tribe is impressive.

>>36947577

White people in what sense? They where genetically closer to Assad than Trump.

>>36947634
Assad is white.

>>36947383
idk, buy some anthrax?

Fuck a hooker and get AIDS?

>>36947383
Eat a whol lot of poop.

It will be extremely painscusting

>>36947383
arsenic is always reliable just take some and you'll probably be dead within 24 hours. If you inject it the suffering would only last 2.

I've come to the conclusion that if I find my self in a situation where I want to end it... why not just empty the bank account and fucking leave?

I got nothing to lose, so why not just leave everything behind and just go...

>>36947321
Join the military. At least you might die for a good cause.

i'm almost the same
>19 years old
>stopped going to school after the fifth grade, not sure how i even made it that far with how bad i was at math and how much work i didn't turn in
>just stay in my room on the computer all day, like i have for the past 8 years
>no friends, only outside contact is my brother's friends when they come over to smoke weed with him
>super insecure about my entire body, no chance of ever having a relationship
>sexuality changes with the tide, but not sure if i'd fuck a guy for real
i worked for about nine months total but ive been unemployed for the past three or so. it sucks because i know this is the most relaxed i'll ever be, and i still hate my fucking life. the only thing that can make me function is opiates. i was getting heroin from a co-worker at my last job and was doing it almost every day. every week i spent my entire ~$310 paycheck on heroin and food.

>>36947320
where is Nick?

>>36947451
No idea. Been trying to contact him, got no response yet.

Good on you for starting the thread. I have tried contacting him to no avail as well. Concerned, but hopefully he'll be alright tomorrow.

>>36947307
Why would I ever touch my wee wee again?

>>36947307
What did you use?

Orgegoso

>>36947307
>Came from anal for the first time
Any tips?

>>36947289
Hey that's a beautiful micro penis you have!

Wow, nice penis! How do you make it so small??

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>>36947408
>>36947557
here's me with my nintendo switch

>be wage buck
>tfw no neet fuck

>>36947279
Hold on im getting a trim. You know us neets another day another haircut

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>>36947279
This reply is written by a girl cuter than wagecuck's girlfriend :3.

>traps
>straight
wew

Only fap to solo girls, solo traps and lesbian porn.
Literally can't get straighter than that.

>>36947199
It's gay as fuck. You're sexually attracted to men, that is gay. You are gay if you like traps, you may as well fuck bears.

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Then let me entertain you for a few minutes, you fucker.

Look at this smug cunt who let his daughter become a piece of shit degenerate. All because he couldn't control her internet addiction. Let's not forget he was kissing his daughter on the forehead while she streamed in a sweaty tanktop for men on twitch. He had no idea and still believes his whore daughter is doing "better."

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Now here we have her fat mom who buys her daughter junk food. All that terrible food that will give her daughter cholesterol and diabetes at a young age. No wonder she has a pimple problem and they keep enabling her instead of helping. Take a good look at what Ciara will look like in her 30s. Hip hip hooray!

The servant asked him, "What if the woman is unwilling to come back with me to this land? Shall I then take your son back to the country you came from?"

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Now we come to her siblings, who no doubt think of Ciara as a black sheep in her family. Even the oldest sister, the hat wearing tumblerina, isn't a disappointment and goes to college. The second oldest, the one on the far left, has her life together, and the smallest one just does her own thing and actually has friends her own age. Imagine being the mom and having to carry around a soon to be abomination for 9 months. Then you shit out the little turd and deep down you wish it was a stillborn child, so your life wouldn't be so stressful. The dad probably wishes he convinced the mom to swallow his load in 1999 so Ciara wouldn't make his life a living Hell.

Having a daughter like Ciara has to be worse than the potato famine and Jews dying in WW2 for her dad and mom. Yes, her dad is a Jew Mick and her Mom is from fucking Dublin.
FYI: She is still in discord and has another twitter account. Black sheep of the family.

"Make sure that you do not take my son back there," Abraham said.

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>>36947176
>Do i have a place here eventho i have gri...
Okay go away

>>36947176
You dont know how this works to other board please

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>>36947176
>Have a grill
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It should be one long thaaaaaaaaaank and then dropping a dank you just as the waiter stops pouring.

>>36947091
I think they just fill the glass till it's full and deal with the rest you don't drink. Better have it full then half-empty and decide you actually want more water. Idk op

>>36947091
'that's good, thanks'

is that too hard for you

>>36947073
>2018 is upon us
>last year's new years felt like a few months ago
>still a virgin
Every year I tell myself it will be different...

You seriously think that because a shitty politician becomes president it will affect your sexual and affective life?

kok

>>36947209
>shitty politician
LIBKEK GET OUT, we're making america great again by redpilling all the normies. if you don't like it go complain about it your wife's boyfriend (black)

Time to break out the poop pestle

>>36947016
>>work up courage to go use the bathroom

what?

>>36947016
>>work up courage to go use the bathroom

why would u need courage to use a bathroom

What kind of job?

9844577

>>36946985
Food server at a 5 star hotel

>>36946958
Now you know my neet pain

treat everyone like shit, sell drugs, kill motherfuckers, fuck hoes

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Same just stop letting people do that when it happens immediately just retaliate with out hesitation and keep fucking them over

>>36946944
This, im like this though bc im friendly all the chads feel the need to walk over me