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>>38820468
But most jobs you need a college degree and experience on top of that including being an astrophysicist and have a noble peace prize.

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>>38820520
All those pieces of paper may seem nice, Champ, but they don't teach you how to give a firm handshake. And that's exactly what you'll be doing when you show up first thing this morning to the store, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work there. It's that simple, Champ."

>>38820468
But you need a degree in hand shaking or its considered sexual assault. Also I already have a job dad.

reposting from old thread because I want to know if/how badly I fucked up


just had my first every aripiprazole injection lads, set for a month - hands are shaking and I feel sick, also told my care coordinator I plan to drop out of society and live innawoods and she seemed really interested in that especially because I fucked up and listed dying young as a positive

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dying for a chippy lunch lads

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ready for some guess who lads

I usually don't feel that depressed even though I have every reason to.

Give it a couple hours and the chemicals in your brain will fuck you up again

>>38820424
im happy for you. please enjoy it, fren.

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How about you just get the fuck out, normalfaggot.

>wow this guy cares about my emotions and simply got it wrong
>guess I'll not talk to him for a month
women everyone

>>38820402
So were you telling people that she was a tortured soul and that you were the only one who really got her?

nice profile, can i please add you?

>>38820400
>tfw no tomokoposterbf

">tfw no tomokoposterbf" is not original apparently. That's really odd how often was that posted to make that not original. Well unless it works totally differently and I'm just a retard.

>>38820400
Where do you live? If we live in near timezones we can play together sometimes m8

>>38820391
>Pick up a cooked chicken off the hotshelf and put it on the chocolate shelf
>Even when they remove the chicken all the chocolate will be melted and taste faintly of chicken now

>>38820391
>>38820480

I work in a grocery store and it's my job to go around and fix all these types of mistakes.

I hate you YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!

>>38820391
I did that once with a friend when we were teens

We each had carts literally overflowing with random shit and by the time we hit electronics there was risk management tailing us. So we had to slowly move up front then we bolted out while being chased. It was pretty exciting, I remember fumbling with my keys to unlock the car as the dude was still running toward us.

>Intelligence
Trump
>Honesty
Trump
>Empathy
Obama

>>38820322
Honestly, I think it's a tie for all three. If there's a difference, it's too marginal to matter. They're both quite intelligent men with no empathy and are only honest when they're in a situation where they can't get away with a lie.

>>38820322
>Intelligence
obongo
>Honesty
trump, just about
>Empathy
obongo

I don't understand how people can be bothered having friends.

Seems like such an effort for what? People are annoying

>>38820321
I have three

1. This guy's a total bro.
2. This guy's usually alright but can be pretty edgy sometimes
3. This guys also a total bro but can be a dick sometimes without realizing it

>>38820354
>What is companionship?
>What are shared interests?

At least you're not married like me. Although I am in better shape than when I first got married and I could move on and find someone new, they wouldn't likely be better; at least not physically. I'd never get back what I've put in, though. I supported her all through school, I've paid for and gifted and taken her on vacations for years and years and years. I shudder to think what I'm into this for. I don't want to walk away and some other guy swoop in and enjoy an educated, medium wage (but selfish af with "her" money) earning hottie that I made.

Fuck.

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>>38820387
I wish I were married...

Not being a Chad, the only thing I've ever wanted was to have my own family and become an awesome dad.
Now I have nothing. Feels fucking miserable, man.

>>38820309
This girl is stunning
I want a pure azn waifu :/

Did you take the battery out so you don't get GPS'd like a fucking retard?

Nobody gives a shit. Brag about it to normies, they'll eat your story up.
Which means only normies will genuinely respond ITT.

>>38820276
Give it back Dashawn Reshanda Listerine.

Flip a coin. Heads or tails.

>>38820267
I have to have an idea in mind first for that to work tho

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>>38820267
What's the most you ever lost on the flip of a coin?

>>38820218
So we can slay kuffar

earth is a penal planet

>>38820218
fuck you for posting this pic

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>showering daily
Unless you have a serious BO or something comparable you shouldn't do this; it's bad for your skin.

>>38820156
Seems about right. I just don't get why videogames are so high. Sure robots are manchildren, but you should be too dead inside to enjoy playing vidya.

>>38820145
install linux
oregano

>>38820145
>What the fuck do i do?

Just be yourself.

Read the books you fucking Americuck.

>>38820104
I'll masturbate into the glove, but only if she agrees to stay and watch.

>>38820126
>and then put it on after I'm finished.
That post seemed alittle incomplete.

>>38820144
This is crazy. We just met and we're already finishing each other's sentences. Do you want to get married, anon?