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>>34709962
>Stop being gay

Is what I would say to you

Hell no. Fuck you.

metal is more emotion than ANY built to spill record

>>34709945
>How do you make women crave your cock?
Lift and do steroids

>>34710007
Also have a big cock (at least 7 inches)

1. Be rich
2. Be attractive

>>34709886
Click on those ads that say "meet hot sexy singles in your area"

>>34709900
do those really work??

If you're looking for any old hole, go to Backpage. Look the numbers up on Facebook until you find one dumb enough to use the same number for both. If the pictures match and she appears to lead a degenerate lifestyle in her photos, you know she's not a cop. If you want a high quality professional with a virtual guarantee of no police, frequent hobbyist forums and find a well-reviewed girl. If you want sex trafficked Asian pucc, go on rubmaps and look up the Asian massage parlors that are listed in your town. They are all jerk-off places and lowkey brothels, every one listed on there.

If you want all the prime boipucc and girlpucc you could possibly imagine for 2 weeks, save up about $5,000 and go to Thailand.

>>34709879
I actually lost my v card like 9 hours ago, it was pretty lame actually, i got my nut then just kicked her out

>>34709879
I had several chances while I was 15-16 but I couldn't get hard.

>26 now, still virgin

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Two, I chickened out once and cockblocked myself with cold hands the second time.

>>34709772
>motivation
Motivation is a meme. You need habit. Your studying habits need to be formed slowly over time. Cut your internet plan and go spend your days reading books until you begin your classes.
>Even then i'll just look at another article or open a new tab or anything, it's like my brain doesn't want me to learn.
This is internet induced anxiety. You have too much content available at your fingertips. Cut your internet and limit yourself to a few books and articles only. Over time those will become interesting because they are the only things you will have to consume. Try that.

try thisfam

>>>/biz/1780547

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>>34709772
I was in the same position as you, no real motivation but i managed to go forward
now I am finishing up my Masters Degree (but my family still calls me lazy for not having a permanent job and playing vidya)

>>34709758
You can move to canada for that
No joke

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>>34709758
Yes, Americans can now claim refugee status as they are fleeing from an authoritarian, fascist regime.

you just know he's fucking that man's wife

I would imagine so but I am not qualified to make a judgement on that particular point so I would not make any conclusive statements.

No, people like to cum. Get over it.

As long as you aren't masturbating to any strange material.

>>34709706
Her not being there ready to reach saiyan levels is the problem.

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HIGH

TEST

ALPHA MALE

>>34709645
i do smoke though, my dude

>>34709645
I'm a leftist nu-male cuck, what the fuck are you going to do about it /pol/ faggot?

>>34709600
>Then how exactly did it become this weird place full of depressed NEETs?
This place doesn't reject anybody, so naturally all the rejects come here

>>34709600
Well traps and HRT is always a topic do to not many traps and the high demand for them

We are pilgrims and this board is Plymouth Rock

where i am at right now. my friends moved to another town.

A doctor told me when I was 4 years old.

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thirteen, it was a self fulfilling prophecy

>>34709523
Are you implying she looks good on the left? She looks better but her nose is still janky and her jawline too masculine.

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>>34709523
Too bad nobody will agree with you because they're cuckz

>>34709559
i'm impyling that this ugly bitch can trick people into thinking she's above a 5 while there's nothing equivalent for men

>>34709500
Bestiality is all some of have left so yes

Your life will improve once you get a QT beast gf

nah its pretty boring once you get over the initial taboo, and pet ownership is an expensive and generally very big responsibility

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>>34709492
is that even english that she is saying

>>34709492
couple weeks ago when I was high of coke I got this. Im pretty sure I did. But now I cant figure it out what the fuck.

>>34709492
Rough translation I guess she's saying that sometimes she feels like wearing extra makeup so she wears smoky eyeshadow and false eyelashes to catch people out at sears, whatever that means.

>>34709491
How old are you
I'm learning guitar slowly as well but feel like it's too late cause I'm almost 23

>>34709491
If you're fat the easiest way to get in shape is running, easily. God bless you anon, keep progressing.

>>34709550
Depending on how fat, running is also a good way to blow out your knees

>>34709477
Im here for a girlfriend please?

>>34709477
Do you have a feminine penis? If no can traps be considered women too??

I hate the type of girl who is scared of mice.