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Sum up your outlook on life in one picture
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keeping the rave alive
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>>38346831
>tfw nothing ever goes your way
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Ups, and downs

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We should find some qt Stacy to take him in after Barb dies.

It would make for an interesting final saga
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Is that a mugshot? What did he get arrested for?
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>>38346797
macing a gamestop emplyee
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>>38346797
Time to brush up on your christory

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6J4EGsQ

old mbti discord

join if you like , not too active for now but good amount of members , anyone can join , don't know what mbti is join and ask "blaze"
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please no roasties or normies
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oh , and no fuckin trolls , unless you are funny as fuck
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h e l p m e

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What's the cringiest thing you have said/done to a girl that still haunts you to this day
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>>38346699
>the year is 2009
>at a cram school
>a female student took interest in me
>we've been casually talking to each other over the week
>friday morning
>she tells me about the new amusement park in town
>drop a bunch of hints about how she'd like to go there this weekend
>as usual, I am too stupid to notice the hints
>awkward silence
>stupid me decides to break the silence
>"Hey, did you come to the biology review class yesteday?"
>she looks at me as if I'm dead to her
She never spoke to me again. And a couple of months later she was dating some other guy. That could've been me.
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>Be me in highschool
>confess to female friend I'm bi and interested in a couple guys in our classes
>still closeted so told her this because I trusted her
>betrays my trust and tells everyone
>bullied
>never trust anyone again because introvert
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>>38346879
>>"Hey, did you come to the biology review class yesteday?"
Wtf? I'm surprised you didn't hear the waves breaking in her fanny, what a bitch

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>just go outside bro
>just be yourself
>just meet girls
>just get laid man
>just
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At least this isn't you, OP.
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>>38346718
This image makes my balls hurt
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>>38346718
What the fuck is that shit? Is it real?

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>be me
>at tim hortons
>comment to the cashier girl after my order is done
>sure is kind of you guys to hire mentally disabled people
>I flick my head towards the sandwich maker
>I also spoke loud enough to ensure he heard me
>he's not retarded, he just looks weird

heh take that random sandwich man I bet he'll think about that for days
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>>38346653
Imagine if that was his last straw and you made him commit suicide
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>>38346713
no you can't make me imagine that
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>>38346653
Imagine this is the last straw and he tracks you down and make a sandwich out of you and name it the idiot sandwich.

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ITT: Write that text you've been wanting to send her or him, but can't for some reason. Say your goodbyes, tell them how much they mean to you, how much you miss them. Get it off your chest. Just don't use their real names.
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Look bitch, marry me or fuck off
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>>38346563
I always saw these threads and I have never had someone who I had to write such a letter to. I don't know if it's a good thing or not
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>>38346667
Definitely bad.

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>tell friends at univ you have a homeslut
>tell friends at home you have a gril at school
>actually be sad autistic virgin
>be completely depressed most of the time
>as a result of all the lying you cant actually open up to anyone
>just wallow in your sorrows and long for death, whilst everyone around you thinks your happy
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>>38346533
You might not realize , but lying and negative bragging tends to release feed good hormones , like you are doing right now , if you really cared then get the fuck off of this website while you can , get more toned , eat a fucking salad and GET OVER IT!
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>>38346564
im not fat, i have abs. turns out that doesn't really help with grils. especially when your socially stunted from homeschooling like me
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I tell my coworkers that I have a really cute bf and gush about celebrities being hot and compliment their partners and their dates. In reality I have a really cute MtF gf and am exclusively attracted to the dead. I'm typing this at the break table with coworkers surrounding me on every side. I'd probably lose my job if they ever knew.

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Post external links you have open in other tabs right now.

No cheating.

http://i.imgur.com/frkL1pB.jpg

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Rei+Ayanami+quotes&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitj8bAhoTVAhUX8WMKHUk_BYoQsAQIIw&biw=1360&bih=662#imgrc=GJZnOGARH68BEM:

http://www.courts.ns.ca/Bar_Information/bar_docs/audio_request_form_interactive_15-05-19.pdf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMeJKB_sBbM
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https://www.amazon.com/Gerber-Lite-Pocket-Knife-31-000345/dp/B002RILCLY

https://ylilauta.org/international/

https://news.ycombinator.com/
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>>38346501
Ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfBYnnKDV8Q

https://www.google.cl/search?q=chel+dorado+real&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiuoODf14bVAhVIHpAKHTOLDcIQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=613

https://www.google.cl/search?q=chel+r34&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiY0cjP2YbVAhVCDJAKHacfDvYQ_AUICSgA&biw=1366&bih=613&dpr=1

Don't judge me.
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>>38346622
shame they wasted that 9/10 personality on a 4/10 cartoon.

>Hey, you. Join the communist party. Our office is just down the street. Walk in and talk to comrade Stacy. She'll sign you up and hook you up with some literature.

How do you respond?
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F*ck the red plaque
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>>38346478
Id rather be dead than red. Anyone who supports communism is a delusional idealist
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vanguardism is a fail

mom asked me why I don't have a gf yet
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I wonder how my mom would act if she found out I was a woman-repelling misogynist. She would be deeply sad, that's for sure.
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>mom thinks I have a gf
>probably refers to me as being with a gf to the entire family so they all think I have a gf
>in reality I just live with a girl who is not my gf
>don't have the heart to correct them and set the record straight

I figure I'm just not going to visit anymore
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>>38346386
So did you tell her that you're becoming the gf?

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Daily reminder that sex for the first time with a hooker doesn't count as losing virginity. The only way for you to become a non virgin is to convince a female to have sex with you for free. Now get to work or die virgin.
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>losing virginity doesn't count as losing virginity
Stupidest shit I've seen today, congrats you've earned this sage.
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>>38346377
What is virginity?
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>>38346377
Fuck off, retard. I'm ugly, no matter how much work i put into a female, nothing happens. I get so much fucking acne and i wash my face everyday. Im ugly. Im dying a virgin.

Are starving African children normies? Does the "all black people are normies" rule apply to them?
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>"all black people are normies" rule
When the fuck was that adjudicated.
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>>38346236
yes. It does, and will for their entire short-lived life.
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>>38346236
Yes. Dying and being hungry doesnt make you a robot. As a matter of fact, all children are normies.

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Welcome to /wfb/, where we discuss artificial waifubots/android girlfriends/virtual female companions and discuss methods of preventing the normals from taking them from us. Write/drawfags welcome.
Official Pastebin with stuff to look at and anime to watch: https://pastebin.com/2K1HDHMB
I think we'll have companions in only a decade at most, what do you guys think?
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Forgot to put in the realism chart, how would you want your waifubot to look? 2.5 sounds pretty nice to me.
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Is noone here? I thought more people were interested in sexbots.
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>>38346168
I really like 1.5-2
I've only recently got into this stuff. :)

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Was at the beach the other day sunning myself with the lads and a friend of a friend was like "your chest is fairly clear anon" obviously meant that a lot of guy she saw had hairy chest or something and that it's more manly. Why do roasties get so worked up over pointless shit? If it's not something like hairy chest, it's your beard, your jawline, the size of your cock, your height, your money, who your friends are and if you have any at all (sorry babe thought you were wanted to fuck me, not them!)

Women are strange to be honest. They don't think about important shit like us men, their minds are preoccupied with primitive nonsense.
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>>38346034

They're just nagging you to see what you do. They're sociopaths basically.
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>>38346051
What do they think I'm gonna do? What do they stand to gain from doing such a thing?
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>>38346141

Nothing. They don't particularly care or have any intended outcome in mind. They just want to observe it and then see how it makes them "feel."

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