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>tfw you edge so much your balls start to hurt and continue to do so even after cumming

>tfw you cum so hard you forget how to walk for a short time

>tfw you cum so hard the prisoner says "Wtf this nigga really is gay the fuck?"

Keep us updated, i wanna see this

How do u not get called a creeper

>>38896674
Ok dude just be yourself

I'm not even good at the things I could claim to be "good" at.

>>38896432
Aerospace engineer so in really good in math and critical analysis, other than that my other hobby is basically put around my fetish, like making videos and pics and connections etc. also I have a family now too so I guess I'm a good normie

I'm good at learning languages as in I pick them up really fast.
But usually something happens and i just stop practicing or learning it.

>>38896373
SING YOUR LIFE

>>38896373
at least you are not born in a 3rd world shithole, try to get neetbux there

>can't even end your life because you binned that knife
>you now have to get a life

>>38896330
at least you can cry. I can't feel anything.

i don't ever cry because 100% of the time I get a headache. i didn't know this was a common thing.

>>38896330
Every film? Really?

>>38896308
Myself, lad.

>>38896318

/thread
originalism

A pajeet manlet who raped a woman close to me, I don't know many women because I don't much care for them but this one is special

just buy a fan fagit

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>>38896316
I have several fans in the house
but they're loud as fuck and aren't as good as air conditioning

I visited my father's house for a bit and and damn that air conditioning was nice as fuck. I miss it already.

misting bottle with a fan attached is a good strategy

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Faggots can only spread their disgusting sexuality through pedophilia, rape, or social subversion. Do not fall for this vile disease peddlers lies. Do not become pozzed. Stay virtuous, robots.

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I'm gay, and all fags are degenerate
I will never find a boy that have a mindset close to mine (just someone I can actually fall in love with, not someone that THINKS and ACTS exactly like me) and that cares as little about ass penetration than I do
also most fags are atheists, which makes it even worse for me.
ALL that I ask is literally a cute (6/10 or above? I dunno it's pretty easy for gays to be cute so I'm not being picky) christian boy that wants to cuddle and look out for each other instead of mentally ill fags that want to have sex twice a day

>>38896278
>what is even the point of women anymore?

there is none. they will become obsolete once artificial wombs and genetic engineering become a thing. heck, even sex bots would go a long way in eradicating their inferior gender from the face of this planet. it is just the natural order of progression if humanity honestly wants to progress.

>>38896227
Blacks can't swim didn't you know that

nigger just move your arms and legs (shake my head)

>>38896253
I learned how to swim when I was 8 and I have SAT scores in the top 2%, yet I was rejected by Cornell. Affirmative Action is fucking retarded.

>>38896180
Just realize the next life you live will most likely be better than your present life

>>38896180
what exactly do you fear about it? or are you just talking about the biological instinct of survival?

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Alcohol greatly helps for overcoming your survival instinct, no joke

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The greentexts will , hopefully,highlight my best MADLAD moments in a chronological order
>aged around 12 or so
>Basically the class clown, the guy who sort of just exists and everyone acknowledges once in a while
>have to shit real bad, middle of science class
>Teacher was hot I still remember her
>Talking to friend, another MADLAD about how I'd love to rape the teacher with my solid 4 incher
>Teacher probably hears us or sees us talking, tells us to stand on the desks we were sitting on
>oh no bitch you don't
>As we're standing, I feel the beast rumble and roar
>Tell the lads there's gonna be hell
>Ask teacher to go to the toilets, she refuses, of fucking course she refuss
>Tell her it's an emergency
>bitch isn't buying it, thinks I'm just trying to pass the time in toilets
>Too late
>Step down from the desk, everyone is looking at me now
>Slide down pants and shit on the floor
>Run outside the class screaming "told you it was an emergency"
>Everyone is disgusted and laughing their sides off
>Suspended for a week until my dad makes up some story about how it isn't my fault and I actually have a digestive disorder or some shit
>Absolute madman, my dad
>Go back after a week and welcomed as a hero to the class, known as the "guy who shat on teacher's table" even though i shat on the floor
>also got a free pass to excuse myself to the toilets whenever I want because of the "digestive disorder" my dad made up
MADLAD
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>>38896389
this is high quality banter, when this will be capped include me in the screencap plz

also traps are gay

Keep em coming lad I love shit like this
oroginal

>>38896129
>>family is the most important thing you have
That is one the most normie opinions you can have.

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I really fucking hate americans
clownpiece is cute though

>>38896129
>unpopular
>implying

i guess ive got nothing to lose

Frig off originally

for what purpose I have nobody to tell what I saw/did outside. I have nobody with me to share the joy of seeing a great painting or a funny movie.

>>38895858
>your son is born retarded
>do you kill him or not?
Yes

Fuck yes, I'm not raising no downie

my uncle has an autistic son, they chose not to kill him

their life is shit now and there's no reason it should be shit, he makes over a million a year easily and he spends all his time cleaning up this fucking retarded kid's shit

yes I would kill it

>>38895694
so why don't you get a relationship?

>>38895709
/thread

Orochimaru please let me post

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at 21 I already knew that

Had sex for the first time at 18 with my bf at the time. 5 years later, no other relationship, always alone, and I see no point in sex
I legit look for a relationship where my soulmate would acknowledge sex as a triviality rather than a necessity. Loving someone has nothing to do with penetrating them