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http://soundcloud.com/iwilldevouryourkittens

you called?

https://m.soundcloud.com/tyler-corbley

>>36646210
>https://m.soundcloud.com/tyler-corbley

Let me sample 2 HONEYSUCKLE, BROKEN SHOE!

Everything you don't like is just a meme to you faggots. Grow up

No, not at all

Meditation is just slowing your thoughts down so you can actually pay attention to what your subconscious thinks is important/what it's trying to tell you

Known thine own self

>>36646061
He's asking if it's something trendy or a fad and has no substance

>>36645950

In the woods... rainy, cold and calm...

(I live in the desert and everyone here are always angry and it's always hot as fuck).

i want a black desk now.....

>>36645950
i would like to live in italy in some violin workshop, already a famous maker or at least an aide of one.

why coz i love violins so much and italians are the best ones, also a workshop is quite comfy and the italian life is full of delicious savory delicacies.

>>36645868
>do you still support pic related?
I never did in the first place, why do you assume that

You realize this isn't /pol/ right? You are on /r9k/

Yes. If anything I support him even more now.

>>36645927
Report, sage and hide as always.

>he has to watch youtube videos about social interaction

jesus

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just don't be stupidautistic

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Why watch first impression videos when it's all about the face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEr9Z0LUtA

It's weird that in one video you can see people fawn over a cute crab, but in another see a crab sliced in half, belly-up, and look at the inside of his guts.

>>36645722
>dude, but, they are, like not humans so who cares xDDD

Anybody who still assumes rationality in people nowadays is a lost cause.

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that's teh edgiest shit i've ever seen, is this guy 13?

Are you a girl? You could become a surrogate mother. I have the same fetish+pregnancy and childbirth, you'd best believe I'd be doing so if I was female.

>>36645771
Yeah but i dont wanna be pregnant either. Advanced pregnancy stages make me nervous to even imagine.

>>36645698
>impregnation
>fetish
Isn't that one of the most basic/primal human desires? How the fuck is it a fetish?

we don't need this "new rule" dumbass

you aren't a robot if you aren't a khv virgin male , it's very simple

Whether or not this stops people from posting here is an entirely different issue

>>36645692
you aren't a robot if

>you have ambitions
>you have dreams
>you feel any emotion toward women once your dick goes soft
>you care about politics
>you're unhappy with yourself (these feels are your brain trying to instigate change)

>>36645746
Nobody except normal fags are saying that

And the only reason you say that is because you think it's SO ridiculous to be a virgin, you see that little requirement and think it's impossible for ANYONE to meet it

Of course robots can have dreams and ambitions, of course robots can care about things

But you will never be a robot

>>36645634
To defect to the dprk. Ah, you knew what I meant

Why do you want to do so? Are you aware of the living conditions for most people in dprk?

>>36645666
satan trips in a thread about north korea? as a north korea enthusiast i think this must be a sign from kek

>>36645608
it describes the attractive ones who only come here once or twice a month

>>36645608
Perfectly encapsulates what it means to be "femanon"

So yeah, pic related is me

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That's such an ugly fucking meme. You described sub basic bitches. So fucking embarrassing.

Fix yourselves. This is when actual culture reaches the bottom of the barrel and becomes a pepe used on cnn.

Also if you like Grimes, you're really stupid.

Thank you for reading this. It means a lot to me. If after reading this, you think that all this was just a bunch of truisms, then it's fine. There will be another opportunity for you to truly understand those words. Maybe like for me, something has to happen to you, so you can realise it. But I hope at least one of you will take this shortcut I created. If only English wasn't my second language, I would put my thoughts into words much better than this. But maybe there will be another time.
Goodbye and good luck.

>>36645512
>They all combined, create you, everyone you know and all the people in the world. Everyone is unique. You are unique. There is only one you, you can't find anyone who's the same like you. Everyone is different. If everyone is different, then why would we all need to live the same way? You are your own master. Only you know the recipe for your happiness. You don't have to be like them. You don't have to fit in.
Unique isn't necessarily a positive attribute by definition.

>>36645544
Yeah, you are right. My point was, despite this being true, it shouldn't be a reason for you to feel bad about yourself.

Meaning is subjective.

>>36645598
I was afraid someone was going to say that... Well, in your opinion, is there a meaning to life?

>>36645695
Meaning from whose point of view? What exactly do you mean by meaning? If you're asking if there's some specific, intrinsic meaning to life, why we exist in this time and place, then how the fuck should I know?

>>36645434
I don't hate them and I won't get one.

>>36645434
>>36645434
getting one isn't worth the effort. They pull shit tests and get bitchy

Maybe I'd hate them less if I had a gf, but then I'm not particularly interested in that.

>>36645422
I just play pc games

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yes, its been an long honored tradition

>>36645422
I have pretty solitary hobbies. I am lucky enough to have a bit of money though. I live in shitposter land and I snowboard, golf, hike, and swim.

Hiking or walking is the perfect robot hobby. Unless you live in the city though.

4days? What's their secret? I'm done after 5 minutes

Link to story of the crime

>>36645340
I'm against all religions my man.