So tonight my boyfriend and I, were playing truth or dare over Skype. I ended up asking him how many girls he has slept with. He didn't want to answer right away, but then he ended up telling me 3 to 33. He then asked if that bothered me, and I told him no. But I kind of did. I've only ever been with two guys including him. So I'm not sure how I feel about him possibly being with 33 girls. How would you feeling my situation? Am I overreacting by feeling a bit insecure?
>>34305680
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS ANY LONGER GEEEETTTTT OUUUUUUUTTTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
while him fucking 33 girls is a bit a red flag, resorting to being a whore and trying to fuck just as many guys would make you completely undesirable
Yeah, I don't actually want to fuck a bunch of randoms, but I just feel kind of annoyed...
>ate three packages of cheese slices
>33 slices and 1500 calories
>this is just my midnight snack
not telling you how to live your life or anything butyou should cut the cheese
get it?
>>34305644
Just microwave the whole stack
and eat it whole.
Don't eat when you're angry or sad. Like you have to consciously tell yourself. "Even though I'm upset about this, I'm not going to let it wreck my body. Because then I'll have two problems instead of one."
Girls don't actually like sex. You knew that right?
>>34305597
you sound like one of the voices in my head
but i digress, they sure do. just not with you
>>34305597
hahahahahhahhahahahahhhahahaAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHH
>>34305597
i don't like sex either
What bothers you the most, the fact that you're a frustrated loser who will never even hold hand with a 5/10 girl and will die alone, or that other guys live their normal life talking to, kissing, fucking hot girls every day, everywhere, with no fuss or any issue?
>>34305576
Girls don't bother me at all. What bothers me is that I'm not the person I could be in the worls I want to see. We've all strayed so very far from the best of all possible worlds.
It's sad.
>>34305576
the first option doesn't apply so i guess the second?
>>34305576
What bothers me the most is that at best we're still half a century away from being able to bring 2D to life
>be myself
>no one likes me
what now anons?
>>34305507
God I really wish someone would kiss me.
Let the isolation fester until you are touched by the void
Then use your dark powers to tear the world asunder
We're totally asking for it for excluding you
>>34305507
What are you like, OP?
Hi fellow robo men. Post your compass.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
>>34305494
i already did this i was like 52% or just slightly over 50% ...
>>34305494
i did it too and i was at 23 degree C
>>34305494
Who here /libertarian-right/?
Patrician-tier political principles.
Why are cute girls so brainwashed? They don't even why they protest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRq4EAbhheE
>>34305492
get a gf dude. you can make her believe pretty much anything.
>>34305492
they don't need to make anything of themselves so they don't
they think their life is valuable
they think life is about having fun
Because they have a simplified idea about life, having never faced actual hardship, being unable to relate to people who have faced hardship, and everybody agrees with whatever they say because they want access to their vagina.
Fuck I hate how this sort of woman makes up a lot of the women available to a man my age.
No wonder so many men think porn and video games are a better choice.
stories are also welcome
>>34305416
also, stories are welcome
>>34305652
grammar autists not welcome
The concept of a "tree surgeon" existing sounds gay as fuck but fuck my shit on the rest of this.
is anyone else really worried by the configuration protests? Seeing such an ideological divide in America culminating with violence.
>>34305414
lmao sorry im high, the inauguration posts
>>34305414
actually it was way less violence than i expected.
it will all be chill and easy again in a year or so.
>>34305456
not really dude;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCcVT8MlNCI&feature=youtu.be
https://www.washingtonian.com/2017/01/20/searching-metaphor-reporters-flock-burning-dc-garbage-can/
How do I deal with an existential crisis?
>>34305385
what exactly is triggering it in you
>>34305385
Like everyone before you
I find that one or two benadryl can take care of most anxiety attacks.
the prostate is an under-utilized sexuel organ in males
why is that? it gives the best orgasms technically
>>34305321
I think you already know the answer. It's tricky to access, sometimes makes a mess, can be painful if done improperly, has a stigma of being associated with homosexuality, and one wouldn't intuitively think sticking stuff up their butt would result in pleasure.
Plus the orgasms seem mythical to most men, personally I've tried anal masturbation about fifteen times and never quite reached orgasm.
>under utilized
>every time u cum
Alright
>>34305441
>tricky
false
>sometimes
false
>stigma
are you streaming it or something
>i tried
probably just mentally block if you know what you're doing
allowing yourself to desire after it =/= randomly shoving things up your bum with one hand and grasping a false sense of masculinity with the other
>autistic as fuck
>no social life
>hate my life want to die etc etc
If anyone rolls tripps in the next 10 minutes I will stream me hanging myself on your desired platform. Otherwise I'll see you retards in hell or something
>>34305318
do it reeeeeeeeedtjb fzjhfw utfbj
>>34305318
right there with you different reasons but the same endgame srs.
If I get trips I'll off myself as well, op
Are you upset that you were circumcised as a baby?
im upset i was born
>>34305287
Yes, which is why I've been doing foreskin restoration for 5 months now and counting. Obviously it'll never be the same, but if I can rectify some of the damage done, it's better than staying with a dry exposed dick.
>>34305287
>Are you upset that you were circumcised as a baby?
A little.
I don't think it'd have changed my life much, I'd probably just jerk off more.
Happened yesterday. Fuck me amirite hahhaa?
>Talking to crush who is also my friend
>Talks about not wanting to date assholes 10cm away from me at the same table
we've gone to the movies before as a group of 4 friends
>Wingman (included in the 4 friends) sets me up with "Yo girl, how about you and anon go to the movies together?"
>She looks mildy excited
>I respond with "Yeah that sounds great, or we could all (4friends) go together"
>Mfw waited 3 months to friendzone myself
>>34305274
I apologize, normalfag friend. I cannot relate to these feels.
>>34305274
doesnt seem lost.
she was interested and excited in what your wingman said. just ask her again when you are alone to do something alone with her. if you never see her alone, do it by text, its not as good but easier.
>>34305274
Hahaha nerd
Will someone sing me to sleep over vocaroo?
S K Y P E
K
Y
P
E
oregon oregano
I'll sing you a nicki minaj song if that's okay?
What would you like me to sing, cutie?