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you can still become an engineer

how ""garbage"? nobody really needs math except engineers.

the 4 basic operators should be enough.

cheer up anime girl, you're not that out of shape if you can crack a cement wall with your bare fist

In 3 years from now, I'll be getting my math degree. In the year after that I'll be a Military Police Lieutenant. 12k month. I'm 17.

Go engineering. Famiglia.

APPRENTICE

>Seven years doctor school = $596,423,063 in debt

>>34696235
Should have also stated that my parents are wealthy.

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>>34696078

Employment? Workout? NORMAL GUY SKEDADDLE ROOOOOOO!!!!

>>34696111
I we NEET for longer than most people on here have been alive.

17 years (16 to 33). Lifting became my outlet during the NEET years and it's stuck with me.

>>34696166

If those are your credentials I apologize. Your unhappiness with life comes from straying too far from your roots. Go back to how you used to be. You can wrangle a disability check if you put a little effort in. Either that or go join the military, you'll probably enjoy it. Air Force takes really old people now.

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>>34696036

You have to agree you aren't a robot just to post here broski

do americans really give fucking pills to their children?

>>34696437

at what age can I give my child aspirin?

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>Pretend to be mentally ill for psyche meds.
Lifes good

i actually pretend i'm healthy so i can hold down a job. i literally have psychosis and get 3 hours a sleep a night jej.

i pretend i'm not crazy. i made my mom get me fish oil pills and she asked if i was depressed. she's been trying to get me to go to a psych but i keep lying to her so i don't have to

nope you're still posting on 4chan
you aren't too depressed yet

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Iktf bro
I'm so lonely

>>34695895
what has helped in the past? do that?

>>34695831
I'm pretty much you except I'm a skinny manlet. Still have gotten places with women, but never emotionally.

Sometimes I convince myself I don't care and the once in awhile fling will suit my solitude. I almost feticshize solitude and it's been dampering my personal relationships. I can sit at a gathering and mind my own business and nobody seems to pay any attention to me besides cordial small talk.

It's almost impossible to put into words this feel, but invisible kinda sums it up I guess.

>>34695831
Yes. I don't talk at all though so it's understandable. Probably the 'mysterious' thing that's making you invisible. Myself and one other person that I knew have been called mysterious by girls and it isn't really a compliment. They're basically telling you that they feel like there must be more to you that they don't know because it's impossible (in their minds) for someone to be so flat and boring or reserved. You really don't see 'mysterious' guys in the real world get girls; movies try to portray the opposite of this but it really doesn't work.

>>34695831
i don't understand how you can say that you feel invisible while having 3 CLOSE friends. it doesn't make any sense to me. explain?

i'm sorry but i don't like it so far, can you do anything to improve it?

Post dicc if it's thicc

>>34695828
I mean... it's alright. Not the worst thread I've ever seen on here.

If I'm being honest, it's probably in the top half of threads currently on the board.

they exist because parasites like you exist. you are both a nuisance

>>34695846
Wait what? How am I scum?

They would be pissing into an ocean of piss

Can we just set the record straight here

If you like prepubescent (<12) youre a creepy pedo. no denying it.

12-15 is normal to like but it is morally wrong since they are mentally childish, so ur still a creep

16-17 are fine if it is legal

>>34695777
That dude was fucking ridiculous

he was the most robotic poster i've seen in weeks

>>34695772
Fuck off diddler
Saged and reported

>>34695800
Fuck of nigger I only dated older grills than me. or I will stab u

>>34695865
>being this edgy
Absolutely pathetic

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>>34695714
>mentally unstable girlfriend, we can both benefit from being each others crutch
This sentiment is cringeworthy. You types that think this are such white trash.

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>>34695737
Whatever anime pro.

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>>34695764
Whatever gayboy, I'd rather be an animeposter than some sadsack fagtron making Craigslist-m4w tier posts on 4chan begging for the affection of "mentally unstable" women

>>34695657
Goddamn you're a faggot.

>>34695657
Yes

You are an unbelievable faggot hahaha

Memes can be reawrl after all

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>>34695730
you're only stating the obvious

Lame thread. Didn't I see the same one this morning?

>>34695622
>Work as cashier
>Giving a qt customer her change
>My fingerstips touch her palm for a split second
>Feel a jolt run through me (and no I didn't get a fucking shock)

realizing i'm so pathetic that if a girl were to actually pay any small attention to me i'd probably end up getting obsessed with her like a weirdo creep fuck.

i don't want to think like that or have it happen but i don't know what i can possibly do about it other than just completely ignore them

>>34695594
Heil Hitler!

My great granddad is the first one in the third row!

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Literally cuckoldry

>>34695594
They got whooped by the Ruskies.